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At 1/27/15 05:01 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: But then Uncle would be dead and thus the show would be trash.

No, actually Uncle can live on as a ghost or something. He's not going away, especially not in Jackie Chan's subconscious.

And wouldn't Jackie Chan be more like a younger 60 year old with powerful moves? That's what Batman is like, and everyone knows Batman can only fight Jackie Chan without getting anywhere.

Since most of you are confused about "tane," let me go into a wordy explanation about the description of what tane actually is.

You see, sometimes in this world we have the pride of the planet resting on our shoulders while at times we are conflicted with the pain and agony of living in the now to understand either the past or present.

Screw it, I'll write this later.

At 1/27/15 12:08 AM, Sevkat wrote: They should bring back Bruce Lee instead.

we're working on it, relax bro

hell, I've actually made an animation about Bruce Lee punching shit

You vanilla-minecraft-playing, son-of-a-twerking-motherfucking-sailing-sailor's-sister's-brother's-uncle's assdick taint, you quad-pounding, beer-chugging, six-pack sexy son-of-a-clit-sucking-sucker-punched fan of Whitesnake!

Screw you Miles for not using mods!

lion king definitely happened too i mean a meerkat and a warthog definitely raised a small kitten pup into a lion who was returned back to his pride and its leader is a baboon which is (for some reason) accepted as one of them

At 1/24/15 01:03 AM, The-Great-One wrote:

At 1/24/15 12:59 AM, 24901miles wrote: Would you please stop embarrassing yourself

I've already done so before any of this. I'M NOT GONNA STOP NOW!

have you forgot to interview me

MR. FULP

At 1/26/15 07:56 AM, larrynachos wrote: But I was the one who bumped this thread, and it was on the first page of general before I posted.

because the post was removed after it was bumped. Why the fuck would a 2014 thread be active on the first page otherwise, Larrynachos? Use some god damned common sense you redneck.

At 1/25/15 11:13 PM, poopmcfarts wrote:

At 1/24/15 08:50 PM, Xenomit wrote: Just blow the whole thing up. The only way to cure cancer is to destroy it.

Well, you're just a happy little dumpling aren't you?

poopmcfarts! surely you must have a shit idea of saving the planet

At 1/25/15 11:10 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote:

At 1/25/15 11:04 PM, Voltage wrote:

^ confessions unlimited, a series about a clown's quest for masturbatory results

in fact I'm gonna make a game entirely based on your life now SV

Will it be Like Skyrim With Guns?...

sure it'll be like Skyrim with guns, also, sex toys can be used as weapons, and to make it seem like you have a decision in the game (when you really don't) I'll get Telltale Games to make it with the same shitty engine they've used for the last 12 games they've made with it

At 1/25/15 10:53 PM, larrynachos wrote: Why are all these old/dead threads suddenly resurfacing? How is this the "hot topic"?

just to clarify 2 or 3 people have been bumping topics to hide from something shameful they said on an account (most likely) and they bumped all this and people unknowingly responded to the threads and kept them active

oh well, what's new on the BBS if the thread can at least somehow be relevant

At 1/25/15 11:03 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: I think if you guys have been together long enough though, and you trust that she loves you, you should just tell her about your attractions or whatever. It would be a burden off your chest anyways. Clearly, nothing has to happen in consequence to that, but if she's on a level of understanding with you it might be better.

are you aware people that are sober don't have time for this kind of shit

and also this thread is about my internet history I dont actually think my girlfriend would give a flying fuck if I searched for tranny porn just so long as I'm not looking up shit like animal cruelty

that's what I was getting at bro

At 1/25/15 09:54 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Masturbation > sex
no one judges you for getting off to webkinz and clowns

until you post about it online....

^ confessions unlimited, a series about a clown's quest for masturbatory results

in fact I'm gonna make a game entirely based on your life now SV

To be fair, the site is for all-ages, by Everyone, for Everyone.

Also, I didn't know you were Sekhem.

Jesus balls Wahya, chill the fuck out. Even Markiplier isn't uploading shit on YouTube, no need to get your panties in a ruffle about it.

Although when I do think about it, it kind of sucks that he probably missed the fact I got a Daily 4th trophy, which kind of blows.

I'll assume this topic was bumped, let's just continue it anyway

I just started watching Z-Nation on Netflix, saw it and thought why not

man, this tv show sucks, and I have no idea why I am watching it

At 1/25/15 10:53 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

At 1/25/15 10:51 PM, Voltage wrote: you have no idea how psychotic half of my friends are. my roommates play MMOs for fuck's sakes

It could be because I'm tired, but I can't seem to link that enlightening piece of information to your relationship and sexual interesta., the topic at hand.

But I'll smile and nod anyways.

if someone actually wants to do something to fulfill one of YOUR needs over THEIRS, you have a stalker and worse yet, someone that can't think for themselves. these are the most dangerous kinds of people on earth. that's how people actually thought being a nazi was acceptable and how kids nowadays think it's fucking hilarious to talk about serious shit like it's some laughing matter.

fuck Slim, fuck his shit rap, fuck Dre, and fuck his career

in time if fans haven't realized the true caliber of music production or rap in general, he is a useless piece of shit in a business that should have never gone big

At 1/25/15 06:30 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: She loves you so much she'd go to the length of getting sex surgery just to make you happy.

you have no idea how psychotic half of my friends are. my roommates play MMOs for fuck's sakes

At 1/25/15 07:09 PM, NeonSpider wrote: Your average person in either country is certainly not Whaley McBlubberson von Welfare. That's probably less than 5%.

No NeonSpider, 16.5 million people might not be the fusion of the two, but it's actually more like over 50 million Americans are on food stamps, SS, or welfare while roughly 200 million are overweight or obese

I'm not even kidding, go look up those statistics. I made them up, and I'm 100% sure I'm very close to the margin on both accusations.

thank god google didn't save all the searches for tranny porn I had, my girlfriend would probably get jealous and get a dick out of the realization of my sexual fantasies

At 1/25/15 05:34 PM, dem0lecule wrote: NippleManOfMilk

edgy and thoughtless may seem interchangeable, but the latter is reserved for people who purposefully troll and are way too obvious and spineless about it.

At 1/25/15 05:26 PM, jimberly-chaotic wrote:

At 1/25/15 05:14 PM, Voltage wrote: eventually jimberly you'll be a quarter of the man @corpsegrinderclock and @Lich are

i dont know who either of these people are...

how the fuck do you not know who the guy you were arguing with is?

holy shit I've been trolled and I'm retarded, I might as well cut my dick off and call it a banana split and eat it in a sundae

At 1/25/15 05:05 PM, 24901miles wrote: Can't, Kassidy, for several reasons.

Why is it every time I see your Robotripping face on Skype and I message you, I never get a response back?

Are you trying to tell me something?

Dear Sandwich, I need to ask your permission to marry your kaiju, sammawich-chan!

If this doesn't appeal Sammawich-Chan, I vehemently wish you'd accept me. Please get a hovercraft so Bing Crosby can introduce Cthulhu and "Cauchy porn 4kidz" studios for the award of stupidity.

history pretty much started existing when you were born, the more you think about it

eventually jimberly you'll be a quarter of the man @corpsegrinderclock and @Lich are

At 1/25/15 04:55 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: don't make me come over there and give you a piece of my mind *shakes fist*

--supergandhi64

thank you for your services, superghandi64

Voltage

At 1/25/15 04:57 PM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote: We tolerate ONE brony.

And by "tolerate" I mean BOMBARD WITH SHAME AND VITRIOL AS IS MY ANCIENT RIGHT

phew ok as long as you "tolerate" them then its ok

but you know what you have to do when they start getting old.

At 1/25/15 03:05 PM, Cronizone wrote: he was -kind- of a cunt. If I can say that, at least.

there'll come a day when all that shit won't matter!

At 1/25/15 02:56 PM, Radaketor wrote:

At 1/25/15 02:49 PM, Voltage wrote: @TheGhostofMarz

That guy is literally retarded, he once argued with me because he did some voice-over for a guy's movie and then was pissed because the movie had him in the credits.

Retarded, yes, but underrated? Quite a bit. You must internet for awhile before your intelligence improves. The Sims 1, 2, 3, and 4 have all taught me this valuable nugget of information.

And hey man there's like 12 other people on that list. Stevemyster is not the brightest on that list, if you want some insight.

Seriously, read his description and his AIM name.