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Platform heels and face jewels.

At 12/8/14 07:16 PM, KevinButtchin wrote: they actually dont exist

You, sir, deserve a medal for this.

Congrats, winners!

Your hard work is appreciated!

At 12/8/14 04:03 PM, MissVirus wrote:
I blame Ro-May-O for having sex with my dogs

I blame MissVirus for beating a dead horse.

-study
-homework
-lunch/dinner
-sleep
-think about life

Nothing much.

The biggest thing was that I started college this year and I'm just about to finish my first semester after I take my finals.

At 12/8/14 04:16 PM, 24901miles wrote:
Or Napoleon, who was perfectly average in height when compared with other Frenchmen of his generation.

I wonder if their short statures were what made them so evil.

At 12/8/14 09:46 AM, MrApophis wrote:

At 12/8/14 07:44 AM, Rigix wrote: 5'7, feeling slightly inferior

I'm 5'7" too bro. You know, Hitler was 5'8" and look what he managed to accomplish.

You could say the same for Stalin. He was only about 5'6".

At 12/8/14 03:48 PM, Witch wrote:

At 12/8/14 12:54 AM, Vinnyy wrote: Don't ever take any drugs. It's a waste of money, time and health.

Is that what your teacher told you to say so people will know you are a good boy?

No, these are my own thoughts and views on drugs. Don't bring anyone else into this.

At 12/8/14 01:32 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/7/14 02:04 PM, Vinnyy wrote: How good are you with the ladies?

Piss poor.

You won't take this literally, will you?

I didn't even think about taking this literally.

From 1-10, how perverted would you say you are?

Nope. I never did and never will. Just a waste of money and health.

Reddit > 4chan

Anytime.

Greetings and welcome, Redditors!

Don't ever take any drugs. It's a waste of money, time and health.

Since you're evil, you'll reward me for being naughty, right?

At 12/8/14 12:46 AM, VJF wrote:

At 12/8/14 12:35 AM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 12/8/14 12:27 AM, VJF wrote:
What if he was having a conversation with himself? Wouldn't that allow him to do both?

How did you learn to think like that?

Would you believe I study Psychology and am on my way to becoming a full fledged psychologist?

Why is it such a coincidence that I'm currently taking a course in psychology as well?

At 12/7/14 11:23 PM, NekoMika wrote: 5'11" I loathe being this tall.

What kind of insane person would want to be shorter? Height is might.

At 12/8/14 12:27 AM, VJF wrote:
What if he was having a conversation with himself? Wouldn't that allow him to do both?

How did you learn to think like that?

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1348584

I'm either 5'11" or 6'0". Haven't measured my height in a while.

Happy Birthday, poopmcfarts.

Naruto.

Inb4 "weeaboo".

I once owned a turtle.

I made a thread back in 2009 asking people what they would do if they came into their room and saw their computer smashed by me. The thread got 190+ replies. My most popular thread without a doubt.

At 12/7/14 08:44 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Granted, now copyright law is even more complicated. Thanks, jackass.

I wish for a donkey that shits gold.

Granted, but it has to kick you in the balls each time.

I wish I could escape from reality.

This has always been the place I went to in order to escape from the horrible thing called "reality".

Congrats to the winners!

At 12/7/14 01:16 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Only somewhere where no one knew me personally.

What's the weirdest thing you've ever done?

Being myself.

How good are you with the ladies?

At 12/7/14 01:57 PM, fmn335 wrote:

At 12/3/14 12:25 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I saw him too, and that "woman" looked suspiciously like xxbagleyxx.

I saw NewgroundsMike fist bumping with aliens in the woods. I think he's in league with an alien invasion!

Rumor has it that fmn335 is not a real person and is just a bot designed to act human.

My avatar would define me very much, since I'm always gloomy and think about morbid things.

At 12/7/14 01:51 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
If it is, where's the problem?

Did I ever say there's a problem?