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At 12/19/14 09:42 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/19/14 09:39 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: I heard that NewgroundsMike is an alien from another planet who seeks to steal our taxes.

I heard the Gamechanger seeks to steal the taxes of aliens from other planets.

I heard NewgroundsMike likes to cut taxes, literally.

At 12/19/14 10:25 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Isn't it possible I just had no other freaking idea what to write?

Why do you lack so much creativity?

At 12/19/14 10:24 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/19/14 10:21 AM, Vinnyy wrote: I blame NewgroundsMike for posting in almost every forum game thread.

I blame Vinnyy for wanting me to have a life.

I blame NewgroundsMike for believing there's such a thing as a "life".

Please run away from the horrors of this site while you still can.

At 12/19/14 09:24 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/18/14 01:43 AM, someaveragechap wrote: Can we ever truly posses such knowledge or wouldn't we just fool ourselves?

Why does my 3500th post have to be in response to this?

Why is 3500 a special number?

At 12/19/14 10:07 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/19/14 09:56 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: I blame NewgroundsMike for not posting in the Acronym the Username Above forum game.

I blame the Gamechanger for making me post some stupid nonsense.

I blame NewgroundsMike for posting in almost every forum game thread.

The ones with shrimp in them.

Every year seems to go by quickly. I feel like it was only yesterday that I went to Times Square to celebrate the 2014 New Year.

Started my first semester of college this year. This was by far the busiest year of my life so far.

I don't even watch Cartoon Network anymore, but I agree most of the shows that are currently on it are shit.

Experiencing ecstasy in public.

At 12/17/14 07:35 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
I totally agree. Sometimes they just make up reasons for him to win a battle.

The only ones who put up a decent fight were Anderson and Walter.

"Another waste of oxygen is about to be gone."

At 12/17/14 06:13 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/16/14 12:28 AM, fmn335 wrote:

At 12/15/14 11:55 PM, Ferdafs wrote:

I heard Ferdafs was actually Monster-64's sentient nipple.

I heard fmn335 likes to get naked and light things on fire.

I heard NewgroundsMike likes to get naked and sacrifice goats.

Congrats to the winners!

At 12/17/14 01:04 PM, TailsPrower wrote:

At 12/17/14 12:35 PM, Bit wrote:

At 12/17/14 12:32 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote:

Uhhh. I don't think I'm going to risk it.

If I still had foreskin, I would tuck you underneath it like a sleeping bag.

You're welcome to join me...

At 12/17/14 01:09 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/17/14 01:08 PM, someaveragechap wrote: I blame NewgroundsMike for leaving the moving the coffee table. I stubbed my toe on it, ya careless fool!

I blame someaveragechap for being too lazy to look where he's going.

I blame NewgroundsMike for my boredom.

Congrats to the winners!

Fried chicken leg to bludgeon their heads.

You really think you can just so easily go back in time and change something or stop something from happening? There are major consequences to that, including paradoxes. Time travel is not that simple.

God has killed millions of innocent people. You just now started thinking this?

He would get sued just for being real.

What the hell is that!?

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

Congrats to the winners!

At 12/15/14 07:46 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 12/15/14 07:42 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

I blame Vinnyy for me getting into a traffic jam the other day.

I blame TheGamechanger for being a poor driver.

At 12/15/14 07:11 PM, glazov123 wrote:
I wish Tom Fulp became a rockstar

Granted, Tom Fulp is now a rockstar. I pick him up and throw him at you, breaking your teeth and nose.

I wish I could meet the next poster in real life.

At 12/15/14 07:30 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:
I Blame Sirbrickrock for jamming up my thread and feed with his weird sexual and gay pictures. PLZ GIT OUT OF MAH FACE

I blame SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 for having such a long name.

Wash the shit off your body.

Since I don't have any opinions on those things, I wouldn't have much of a reaction. I'd just say "good for you", and walk away.