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It wouldn't change anything, considering the number of people that die each second is greater than the number of times you push the button.

At 12/23/14 01:18 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
By the way, I also heard that someaveragechap posts the pictures he faps to in this thread.

I heard NewgroundsMike watches him fap.

Congrats to the winners!

At 12/22/14 09:13 PM, IoTheEternal wrote:

At 12/22/14 08:49 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Say hello to your sisters Europa, Ganymede and Callisto for me.

ugh those bitches are all stuck up,.. they never come to visit...

How's your father Jupiter doing by the way? Is he getting along well with Saturn?

Say hello to your sisters Europa, Ganymede and Callisto for me.

It might've been Bugs Life or Toy Story. It might've been neither of these, but I can't remember for sure.

At 12/22/14 03:05 PM, dinopirate23 wrote:

At 12/22/14 02:40 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 12/22/14 02:03 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/22/14 02:00 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Are you planning to achieve 10k posts?

It'd sure be nice.

And isn't this thread a great step in the right direction then?

It sure is. And you're helping me a lot.

What would you do if I smashed your computer?

what would you use to fend off a group of hungry cannibals welding torches?

Wrong thread. This isn't the thread where you answer a question with a question.

Same question as above.

At 12/21/14 05:39 PM, Cordyceps wrote: Who else thinks it'd be funny if I turn it up to 11 and take Gamechanger's #1 spot?

I don't understand how this would be funny. It would just be considered going up a rank because you managed to surpass someone. I fail to see any humor in this.

At 12/22/14 02:03 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/22/14 02:00 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Are you planning to achieve 10k posts?

It'd sure be nice.

And isn't this thread a great step in the right direction then?

It sure is. And you're helping me a lot.

What would you do if I smashed your computer?

At 12/22/14 01:46 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Until the end of days.

When will that finally be?

Until either Newgrounds dies or you die.

Are you planning to achieve 10k posts?

At 12/22/14 01:42 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
You don't really believe that shit, do you?

Nope. I never believed there was any reason to lurk around here, other than to kill time.

How long will you stay here?

At 12/22/14 01:35 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Does anyone else not like the direction these questions are going?

The questions have always followed this path.

What's your ultimate goal on Newgrounds?

At 12/22/14 01:26 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/21/14 01:56 PM, IoTheEternal wrote: I blame you for allowing this to happen.

I blame Io the Eternal for not blaming @Vinnyy for thinking that @someaveragechap is my alt.

I blame NewgroundsMike for making it so obvious.

At 12/22/14 01:28 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/21/14 03:12 PM, VJF wrote: Didn't you know the feds aren't legally allowed to lie to suspects, but policemen are?

How fucked up is your country? Really?

And everything is all happy and dandy in your country?

Nice work, everyone!

It's not a "rule". Good shows can only remain good for so long before they start running out of ideas and the whole thing goes downhill. The same happens to anything after a while. They go stale.

At 12/21/14 03:42 PM, Makakaov wrote: I don't think I was honest at least once on this site.

Same here.

99% of the stuff I ever said here are all bullshit, including this.

'07er here reporting in.

'07ers will probably never be considered veterans. We are the worst generation of NG users.

At 12/21/14 01:42 PM, someaveragechap wrote:

At 12/21/14 01:28 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

I blame NewgroundsMike for never running out of ideas.

I blame Vinnyy for getting me stuck in this blame game.

I blame NewgroundsMike for having 50% of all the replies in this thread come from him.

At 12/21/14 09:28 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/21/14 09:16 AM, NGPulp wrote:

At 12/20/14 06:44 PM, someaveragechap wrote: How did you get so good at deflection?

How can you tell?

How can anyone tell?

Isn't it obvious that there's no way to tell?

At 12/21/14 01:03 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/21/14 11:41 AM, Vinnyy wrote: I blame NewgroundsMike for everything in life.

I blame Vinnyy for running out of ideas.

I blame NewgroundsMike for never running out of ideas.

I have nothing pierced. I probably won't get anything pierced, since I'm not very interested in piercings. Getting pierced anywhere other than the ear lobes looks weird, and I don't plan on getting my ears pierced anytime soon.

Congrats to the winners!

At 12/21/14 10:10 AM, Metraff wrote: How the fuck did this happen already? Feels like I made this account yesterday, yet 2012's a ways behind us.

and still nothing to show for it hyuck hyuck

Every year goes by quickly.

I feel like it was only yesterday that I went to Times Square to celebrate the 2014 New Year.

At 12/21/14 10:52 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 12/21/14 09:37 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish you'd made a wish.

Granted, but it gets corrupted (?).

I wish I had a life time supply of prescription medication.

Granted, but none of them are effective.

I wish I was born 100 years later.

Happy Birthday, fieldertiger!

Enjoy.

At 12/21/14 09:30 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/21/14 09:13 AM, NGPulp wrote:

At 12/20/14 07:59 PM, Vinnyy wrote: I blame NewgroundsMike for all the distress in my life.

I blame Vinnyy for all the gratuitous misspelling everywhere.

I blame NGPulp for being a grammar nazi.

I blame NewgroundsMike for everything in life.

At 12/20/14 12:41 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/20/14 11:55 AM, Vinnyy wrote: I heard NewgroundsMike is a bot programmed to act like a human.

I heard Vinnyy is a human who likes to act like a bot.

I heard that 90% of NewgroundsMike's posts come from forum game threads.

At 12/19/14 09:13 PM, Viper wrote:

At 12/19/14 03:45 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Anyways, I've been observing the post rate of the users above me, so I already know who's at number 1. (It's me!)

That's not something to be proud of. Shit posting your way to the top is a hollow "victory".

I guess this means when I reach 10k posts, it'll be a hollow victory too. I'll have 10k posts containing nothing but spam.

Deal with whatever is causing your anxiety. The only way to relieve anxiety is to locate the source of your anxiety and deal with it.