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true true, i think crack or heroin is involved to, its addicting

HAHA!!

what do you think the flavors of Dr. P are??

the only ones i can truly guess are:

Almond
Cherry
Vanilla
Ginger

and why do alot of NG users think that bad of eachother?

"only seen guns like this in a video game"
bitch i was in the army...i held weapons that you would cream over haha

At 1/17/10 12:10 AM, Mikay wrote: So I am doing this project in school, where you shadow someone a bunch. So I shadowed a police officer. Now before I start talking, I would like to mention that I live in a 10000 person town, VERY little crime and hasn't been a real felony in 5 years.

So the guy I was shadowing brings me to the armory, and I expect the basic police weapons (IE pistols, shotguns, rifles) And that is all there. Then the officer takes out a gun case, and I am expecting a shotgun or beanbag gun or something. So he takes it out, and says, and I quote: "Yeah, this is my AR." like its nothing (AR meaning assault rifle).

Anyone else feel as if things like this are ridonk? I mean seriously, they had snipers, assault rifles, and these insane guns that you never see outside of video games.

police are well armed these days...when i lived in Portland, OR i was talking to a cop about m4s and he was like "oh like this?" and opened the trunk of his cruiser and had an m4 in there

ha i walked through wallmart with my mowhawk spiked and this old lady turned into the isle and didnt see me and she turned around andlmost jumped back into the shelf XD

At 1/14/10 01:19 AM, Jamoke wrote: I'd rather see a complete fucking douchebag behind the desk.

And by that, I mean a different one other than Jimmy Fallon.

Because Fuck Jimmy Fallon.

holy shit this is the best so far, i choked on my drink

At 1/13/10 06:37 PM, gamekillereater wrote: Policemen are pretty underpaid, and the chance of getting killed or injured during your work is quite high.

well i was an infantryman (rifleman) in the army so the danger part isnt that bad and i think it amtters more on where you are...im in a small group of towns in Virginia and i dont think it would be to bad

At 1/13/10 06:35 PM, Vulpes-Velox wrote: fuck the police. that is all.

another concern...dealing with dbags like you

im thinking about becoming a policemanofficer XP...but seriously im thinking about it...thoughts?

my main concerns:

1. will i still be able to go to school?
2. How much down time will i have?
3. good pay?

Kermit the Frog - Gay Porn
Miss Piggy - Got a sex change, realized what she had done and when she tried to fix it, failed and changed her name to Rosie O' Donald
Fozzie Bear - Started a cult and drank the juice (Deceased)
Scooter - (Deceased) Unknown Reasons
Gonzo - Cocain addict
Rowlf the Dog - drive by shooting (Deceased)
Beaker---------------------------------\
Dr Bunsen Honeydew-------------- arrested for baking meth
The Swedish Chef------------------/

Rest Unknown

i only ish our president was a native american...instead of what we got

i think a good candidate would be Anderson Cooper...he does alot of good stuff...he was actually born in the united states ,very smart, and would probly easily get clearance into the white house faster than obama...whome i really hate now

Grimuce
Darth Vader
The Baby From Dinosaurs
Burt Reynolds
Elmo
Al Roker
Sloth
Hitler

At 1/12/10 08:02 PM, Axlzero451 wrote:

At 1/12/10 07:54 PM, THESNOOPESGUY wrote: little high little low

Any way the wind blows

doesnt really matter to meeeeeeeeeee, to meeeee....

At 1/12/10 08:00 PM, misterchees0 wrote: Why do we peonounce them Natsi's?

cause in German Z has a "ts" sound Zeit(time) (ts-ite)

this is gunna be hard lol

At 1/12/10 07:46 PM, FunnyStuff707 wrote: Open your eyes, look up to the sky and SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

im just a poor boy, i need no sympathy

At 1/12/10 07:42 PM, Raub wrote: Is this just fantasy?

cought in a landslide and escape from reality...

At 1/12/10 07:36 PM, Ranchero wrote:
Yes I only know about it because of the song, but I don't care cuz it'll get you drunk. You'll be fucking fat bitches in no time, might even fight a nig or two

be in the back of the club karate punchin? haha

...the joke ive been waiting for...Chocolate milk

At 1/12/10 07:34 PM, THESNOOPESGUY wrote:

At 1/12/10 07:30 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Shirley Temple.

sam

whats in it? how do you make it?

what do you mean plan though? it already happened, the govt. covered the whole thing up...i lost my uncles and cousins and grandparents to WWZ...

At 1/12/10 07:30 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: I have this weird aversion to not setting things ablaze before I consume them.

"snuff it out" as in put out the fire

and put the recipe
i can see some good jokes coming up but imma say

"Flaming Blue Jesus"

1 oz Bacardi 151 rum
1/2 oz peppermint schnapps
1/2 oz Southern Comfort peach liqueur
1/2 oz 1800 Tequila

"then light it, snuff it out and shoot it"

At 1/12/10 07:24 PM, thelittleemo wrote: Who's there?

hah tats me right there lol
i dont trust shit

m first profile was in '07 but i hated the name and people said you couldnt change so years later i decided to make this one

At 1/12/10 06:59 PM, HeavyMetalMadman wrote: I do strait liquor.

*salvitates* i do straight whiskey (jack or crown)

dont even get me started...i actually have a plan...zombies are fuckin real dude O_o they all think im crazy...well i wont be so damned crazy when little johnny is gnawing on your brain!!

Me: i bet i can get you to shut up in 5 sec...
Girl: hows that?
Me: stick my dick in it

good...fuck em