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I'd hang a friends missing dog flyer, because you know someone in that building did it.

That wasn't chicken, was it?
Why am I strapped down in a bathtub full of ice water?
and the worst....
Where am I? (I've got a lot of practice at not being lost)

Cats actually save me money. We do feed them dry food, but they're charged with eating vermin and bunnies and such.
On a farm, they are just another tool to keep the seed and crops safe.
Dogs on the other hand... well no one likes a sick dog, so it's off to vet!
I know what you mean about prices for food, but there's no choice but to feed me, and not a non-sentient being.
Keeping humans as pets is rough enough. We've had random people asking us for food... how can you say no?
Best advice is to grow your own food now, before you starting begging strangers for theirs.

It is going to get worse, so learn to survive, bitches!

Facebook is all exposition and no substance. You'd get better and more honest conversations here, than on a whore-mongering site like that. The only people who care about your arcane facts, are the advertisers and the spooks in the government. Facebook is the biggest honeypot ever invented.

Our mayor and his cronies. From hooks. And not necessarily alive either.
Children should know, the ends don't always justify the means, and thieves come in many guises.

The neighbor's kid got issued an iPad, which he is expected to bring to school everyday... it's worthless. They submit no homework on it or anything - the school just drank Apple's Kool-Aid (propaganda) and bought these things, without training the staff or teachers how and what to use them for (my tax dollars at work for a bloated corporation). Meanwhile, the kids are still lugging hopelessly written, expensive textbooks around, with no locker time between classes.
Teacher's unions have destroyed education in favor of instruction following (which is what our government and corporations like). The system's been broken since WWII, so I have no direct opinion on the OP's subject.

At 6 hours ago, AshleKetchem wrote: Team Rocket

...and George Bush II, the anti-christ himself.

At 1 hour ago, Spilda-Bongwata wrote: lol i honestly never paid any attention to it

and i have been looking at it for a month now

Yeah, and they were supposed to rotate those pictures too. That's more offensive than a smoking hot chick. My nerd needs will be fulfilled, by Fulp!

At 9 hours ago, Trambamboline wrote: Does Nathan Fillion have a sister? If so I'd totally marry her just to have him be my brother in law.

This, only because I can verify his weird streak through a mutual friend.

At 10 hours ago, PoloPancake wrote: Now, whoa, back the fuck up. Who's fault is it your parties are so messy? Seriously.

I like my parties a bit quieter, at least in the first half of the night. A little less destruction always means a little more action.

If you know what I mean.

If it's just guys partying, shit's bound to happen. But when things are mixed, you gotta have some quiet moments to make sure the right hookups are made and no one's seriously bugging out and hogging the spotlight, just because, "It's a party".

At 10 hours ago, KillerSkull wrote:

At 3 minutes ago, TomFulp wrote: Back in the day they actually required you to be dialed into the fast.net ISP in order to access the FTP space....

C'mon Tom, it wasn't THAT long ago. Just the 90s, I know technology moves fast but still.

The setups back then weren't streamlined or commercialized by that point. With a new ISP account, you installed a program to connect your browser to the server, and conduct business there.
After the dot.com bust, money had to made quick online, and nothing was sacred... except for Tom and his word of not selling our email addresses. Free email (POP 3) came with your ISP, but webmail and pay services were ripe for sellouts and hacking. The early days, you got one, maybe two email accounts... when they got cracked, you had to make another account and username.

At 3 hours ago, DickBuns wrote:

At 2 hours ago, GoryBlizzard wrote: and unlike Continental (another cheap ass bar in the area that prides itself on offering 5 watered-down 1 oz shots for $10), the drinks are actually good quality.

Symbol and I did that. The 5 for 10 sounded like a great deal. But it's fucking terrible. We should have been incredibly fucked up after we slammed all those shots. What a rip off.

If it's Coney Island, just import your favorite bottle with you (backpack it or sling it), and drink like gentlemen. It's gotta be the budget plan for me. I may even bring an assortment... White Russians anyone? Man? I be the Big Lebowski on dis trip.

I got longish hair, so I figure I'm mopping it.
Plus, the soap runs down to the area I can't reach (and I'm sure the OP is missing a spot(s) while doing his "behind the back hand grab", on one side... maneuver).
If ya can't get it wet, use a monkey claw when it's dry... or use a washcloth like Riltin said.

At 1 hour ago, Ecstasy wrote:

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At 6 minutes ago, Ecstasy wrote:

At 2 minutes ago, bman200 wrote: You can talk from the kitchen, right? Well finish this conversation while you're making me a ham and cheese sandwich.

Yeah, well I got two of those messages, while I was in the kitchen, making dinner for an ungrateful woman.
Sexism is a two-way street.
"We need to talk", is when one partner wants to win the conversation at at all costs.

I never reviewed or recalled any of his work, but do remember going to his website over a decade ago. Just seeing his site bought back so many memories. A true Newgrounder whose voice will be missed.

Thorazine drip stat.

At 27 minutes ago, Shauna wrote: I believe the world of serious partying should be kept on an entirely different planet all together. Too much shit to clean up and be responsible for afterwards. Like really, how do you explain cocaine on the couch, beer all over the walls, and a dead person in your parents bedroom?

Have a discrete cleaning service on retainer. Last one sober enough to speak, calls them in.
As far as excuses, I'll have to consult the neighbor's kid next door... he was quite busy this weekend.

Yeah, God it is.
I'm so fucking old I remember that account. It's a miracle it's still up!
Why don't some of you guys pester Tom to bring back the Cam Portal (I was gonna do that but...)?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/8743
Any of you old enough to remember how cool webcam pages were?

At 42 minutes ago, Retrospeck wrote:

At 10 hours ago, TheThinWhale wrote: How exactly can shemake you do it?

my sister does it and that bitch will snitch on me if i dont do it

but yeah I guess the only good thing is the chicks stretching their legs and shit while im carrying them. the bad side is that i have to dance like a fucking queer for 3 minutes and that people will call me a queer and shit at school.

My senior year, a new kid took up being a male cheerleader... Only the dumbest of dumbasses will think you're queer, and it will be proven by yourself and others not long after you start doing it. The new kid I went to school with, went out on three sleep overs and included sex with a mother (as well as the other cheerleaders and/or friends of;). I never would've guessed it by looking at him, but when I asked, he was dead serious... only problem was, he was also an ice-skater with a girl (team from childhood), who he was madly in love with for a long time (unrequited love)... but he did do all these chicks, honestly.
When you're too old to get it up anymore, you'll look back and say, "I was in the right place and the right time... thank God I listened to the Newgrounds members!"

At 3 hours ago, Austerity wrote: If it is true that the ship is different after all of its components are replaced then that means that each of us are not the same person that we were before. Every 8.5 years every molecule of our bodies is replaced. We are different people :'-[

Yep, lock the thread.. it doesn't get any better than this.

I believe the OP is referring to something that was touched upon in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" (the book, not that God awful Hollywood movie)... All the living things on Earth have DNA, which is the most powerful of codecs. We're simply biological components to a big organic computer to answer a question (or two).
Personally, I believe evolution is caused by solar flare activity, kinda adding up what our genes have learned. Why else would the creatures farthest from the surface look so arboreal? Because they're further from periodic microwave bursts from the sun. Every few thousand years, the Earth's poles shift, and our magnetic shield goes down... correlate that with fossil remains and mail me my Nobel prize. Nature's more truthful than man will ever be.

I wouldn't want to live in any tall buildings. People with superpowers have no respect for city folk.
Reality's enough of a cartoon, and the script is slightly better.

At 9 minutes ago, Suprememessage wrote:

At 3 minutes ago, VicariousE wrote: If you were any of those things in real life, the gov't. would lock your ass up... especially if you were b). They'd clone pikachu just to have a cheap energy source on the front lines.

Bitch please, I'd use my powers to destroy the old government and rule the countries myself, slowly taking over the entire planet.

Never underestimate the power of the Dark side... I'm sure some academic dope's already written up a Pokemon contingency plan. Hope you fuck 'em up before they figure out a way to short circuit Jedi powers though. Stock up on Sneeches... that'll piss on their chips.

At 2 hours ago, tox wrote: here is sit at home on st patricks day, on a forum,
and guess what, i would not change it for the world
^.^
am i alone?

There's a drunken orgy at the house next door, and I'm a tad too old to insinuate myself into the scene, so....
YES. Sing your chains, enjoy your personal space.... I'm here, but I'd rather be doing something else.
If you had money to burn, I'm sure you'd not be online. Still, I respect your honesty.

He probably annoyed the director so much, he was told to pantomime some shit that didn't exist, just to look busy.
For fuck's sake, it was the late 60's... you expect normalcy from a doomed and underfunded B series?

If you were any of those things in real life, the gov't. would lock your ass up... especially if you were b). They'd clone pikachu just to have a cheap energy source on the front lines.

At 33 minutes ago, Zippy-MyMusic wrote: Being a cheerleader is a good way to meet chicks. I chose the dance team instead, but I have a guy friend who was a cheerleader and he was getting laid every weekend.

Yup. Plus, if anyone gives you shit about the subject, "I grabbed this chick's thighs I didn't even know and I get a 'Well done' from the coach... if you did that, they throw your ass outta school and bring you up on charges."
If you don't do well in class, you're gonna need a sports scholarship just to keep from sucking septic tanks for a living... or living in a van down by the river!
If you're only going to spend a fraction of your life in school, make the best of it, so the rest of your life won't suck as much.

Happy St. Patrick's day m'lad!

At 45 minutes ago, PixlCrushr wrote: I just submitted my information for revenue sharing and I got a blank page after I submitted. Now it doesn't say anything under Finances. When I click Finances, http://www.newgrounds.com/account/revenue/ is a blank white page of nothingness. I mean, I know that I suck, but I like to tell myself that I deserve money.

Well, this question should go to the "Where is/How to" Thread, but...
It takes a day or two for the stats to come in; it's not retroactive.
After a while, a graph will show up that that link, so don't worry.

At 5 minutes ago, Imaku wrote: "What do you wanna do tonight, Brain?"
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky..."

Sorry, had to double post :3 http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/katzenjammer/pinky-and-th e-brain