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What goes around comes around....
Ugh, we spent a cat's life on NG? Fuck me, that's sad.
The real squishy brains are still lurking and posting unseen blogs. They still fear the days of the aggressive lunatic or the unwinnable argument. I stayed the F out 'cause it was text madness... thought of the Flash Portal as a filter of sorts. Only the truly dedicated, insane folk could post things there, and they did.
Good ppl come and go, as do curious thread starters. Take heart in a stranger future, than in an already lived past :3

At 4/17/12 01:17 AM, tox wrote:

At 4/17/12 01:03 AM, georgesodini wrote: no im too ugly to get a girlfriend
and too poor to get sex(prostitute)

your to sexist and much of a pig to get a gf
and not wlling to get a better job to pay or sex

No... well... if he follows the good advice provided to him by teh NG BBS, he could be a hands-on consultant
or a gigolo. Also see: David Lee Roth - Just A Giggolo.

At 4/17/12 12:58 AM, iLLiCit wrote: Maybe for women under the age of 25 who have a less chance of speaking up and saying.... DEAR... I aint getting mine.
or can I teach you something? However I know a 35 year old who still wont tell her husband of 15 years she doesnt gets hers untill he falls asleep or goes to work. Anyway, dont ever let this happen still years into a relationship. As time goes by it's more difficult to confront the situation.

Precisely! Ego on either sides' part can really screw this up... don't let the blame game come into it (two puns, sorry)

Nice Mother's Day banner... does your mother know you talk about these things online :3?

Which type of orgasm? The true clitoral one's difficult for women to achieve. The deep vaginal and g-spot are much easier.
See kiddies? Three types of orgasms women can get!
Can you get all three achievements :3

At 4/14/12 05:18 PM, Wurfel-Waffles wrote: What's your thought and feeling on this? Jealous, admire, disgust or don't give a fack?

In order: dont give a fack, admire, jealous, disgust.
You're only as smart as the test you are taking. Are survival skills tested? Determination? Those things and intelligence (both raw and learned) are what make you capable... has Mensa done anything helpful outside of charity work?
Everyone wants to belong to something exclusive, meaning: your most obvious 'label' gets you in. That's what people do... car clubs, golf, music types, website types, sports, politics.... we all label ourselves, and seek others who like the same things. Seems like pretty normal human behavior....

Rectal Popcorn? oh...
Yeah, the pictures could've switched... too color coordinated for me, I guess.
Popcorn's the most overpriced food on the planet, by weight (when popped or packaged seeds).
Maybe some of you flaming jokers could plant a row and leave the fancy packaging with the "sales" ppl in the Boy Scouts.
I'm glad they taught me how to be a man and not some politically correct wuss..............

Just more data the government and commercial interests can farm... while this could be a good thing, Google will undoubtedly corrupt it, despite themselves. Any "convenience" created, is nothing more than a new ad-revenue or data-interception treasure trove, for those who subsidize it's development.
Will a product like this hold up? There are a lot of problems w/ a device like this, not least of which, is an "actionable derp factor" - lesser folk can't talk and drive, or text and walk, or use a GPS without driving into the ocean. This, as it appears in the infomercial mock-up, is every class-action suit lawyer's wet dream.
If I had the money, and didn't have to connect to Google +, I'd get it... and try and mod it the hell outta it, to do "questionable" things :3

At 4/2/12 08:03 PM, BrainlessDan wrote: Cereal is a good example, i have had cereal so much better than the name brand stuff, but i also have had cereal that tasted like it came out of a butt.

This and with dollar store stuff too. But you have to remember, that all generic products have to meet or exceed the same standard as the "name brands" The dollar store antibiotic cream and aspirin in my area are superior to the name brand schlock you pay more than double for o__0

At 3/31/12 03:46 PM, Cereal wrote:

At 2/11/12 09:03 PM, Dice9Y4 wrote: Is there a place to see all the new newgrounds levels?

The old levels were so much more pleasant.

True - I wouldn't mind if we had a choice between sets of level icons

I've already been pranked and it's still going on! 1600 posts in a few days!
My friends here know I'm kinda anal about responding to every post, and it's still driving me slightly mad (when I'm not laughing).
...but yeah, Tom's showing his age. I'm sure there will be be something to unbelieve, but I'd rather the code for the site was straightened out... at least for a day.

At 3/25/12 03:10 AM, Destrayop wrote: The arrow link thing to my audio page just disappeared out of nowhere.
Being a guitarist newgrounder this is kind of frustrating, even though I can still access it by typing in the url.
And ontop of this the NG thumbnailer is bugged for me, the uploaded image doesn't show up to allow for cropping.
Thanks man, hope you guys get around to fixing this up!

His audio page is also missing. On his Stats page, NO audio exists... his collection is only available via the rss button.
Any progress redoing the css code? ....Tom and Wade just HAD to do some last minute changes....

Dunno, but I think this has happened yesterday (Thursday) too... but then, I couldn't access ANY site. It sputtered, then stopped. 20 minutes later, back to normal. I'm sure liljim and crew won't tell us, but part of the network might've taken a hit somehow.

Twisted Metal 2 and Fallout

At 3/27/12 11:42 PM, Halberd wrote: I live in Australia and there are American groups that come here and went to my school to educate us on the Middle-East and 9/11 lmao

murica fuk yeah uleh

Kick those Yankee bastards into Pacific! If they love America so much, they should just stick to brainwashing Americans... although, you guys are stuck with that carbon tax BS, sorry to hear about that.
Maybe you can tie your eco-mentalists to our prophets of propaganda, then mail them to North Korea for some extreme dieting :3

At 3/27/12 09:25 PM, Mydarklord wrote: Not sure about Europe and other eastern countries, but here in Canada as well as USA, everything is going to shit. It all started after 9/11. All these new rules in school and laws that keep popping out. It's like everyone is paranoid. I don't remember the 90s being as gay as it is today. All this change because 5 thousand American people died? Millions of Jews died in WW2 and yet life went back to normal after the war.

It was less than 5 thousand dead on 9/11, but in the years after, millions have died in war and genocide.
"On the 11th of September in the year 2001... In the new city in the new world, the twin brothers shall fall, and it's people will go mad and remain that way." Paraphrased from the properly translated Nostradamus prophesies.
From the moment George Bush stole the Presidential vote in 1999, my brother, sister and I knew great evil was set in motion. It's been a license for our government (US) to kill freely, censor at will and to label all of its citizens.
To the banks and corporations who run our country, we are either: expendable (the vast majority of the US population), slaves, terrorists or collaborators (the one percent).
The bad men already have most of the world's money. Once they make all money almost useless, they move in to rule over us (sure they take a hit to the wallet, but when you have billions...). They will try and infect everyone they can, so there's less to watch over. Those who don't die will be sterile, while they hide underground, waiting for theirplans to unfold.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkEvbOsr138
A wonderful tribute to an amazing man, who let his vision carry him on. This just fucking blows. That little wanker's impressed me, ever since he got here. It was easy to overlook his humor, because it was unassuming, self-deprecating - the work of a true British gentleman. I'm sure is soul is swimming anew in a bright and wonderful place. Thank you for sharing your life's imaginings with us. You will be missed and remembered.

At 3/25/12 10:14 PM, VictorKorg wrote: Buy a cycle, it's faster, you can use narrow places at your advantage, and if you can't pass, you can carry it over your shoulders. There are lots of models, I recommend the ones you can bend, those are perfect if you live in a small place and have little space. And best of all, they have low cost maintenance, your lungs, heart and lower body will get firmer and healthier and above all, they are perfect stress relievers for a city were stress is a must.

This is how healthy people get lung cancer - breathing fast next to diesel buses and whatever crap people put in their car's oil to keep it from burning up. Park close, get mass transit and hoof it.

Well discrimination in hiring can take on all faces and backgrounds, but I agree the Federal employees tax (that employers pay) should not be based on color at all. When America was being populated with foreigners, they all learned the same language and obeyed the same rules. State granted privileges to certain groups of people was considered most offensive, since many different nations colonized here.
Now that we have laws are based on what Americans look like, it's only going to point out our differences and not our common citizenship. This really stems from a time when we had slavery and women couldn't vote, and people without property couldn't vote... stupid shit like that needs to stay in the past, so our future together can as of equals.

At 3/26/12 03:09 AM, Halberd wrote:

At 3/24/12 05:36 PM, SpamOfCan wrote: Fuck you, butthurt cunt!

Sorry for bumping this topic but I was actually joking when I made this topic I just forgot to make it more clearer, my sarcasm is so deep that it actually cuts myself some times

Cutting yourself is another thread. I don't think weed smokers wouldn't hold a grudge over this, I mean, I got a kick out of the responses! Weren't you stoned when you wrote it anyway?

I have a question about the messages that appear stating rank positions and occasional spell check notifications(?).... I got one recently saying 6 of my reviews have been translated into Russian (Cyrillic)! It's just a joke, right? How much arcane knowledge does NG actually possess on our profiles?
Thanks for your service to the NG whoring community, ByteSlinger :3

At 3/24/12 11:12 PM, tarahloveshentai wrote: Haha thank you everyone but my birthday is tomorrow on the 25th ^^

None the less I appreciate it. I'm actually celebrating right now with a hotel party <3

Yay! Tara's having fun, 'cause it's her birthday :3 Glad to see you've turned things around!
May all your dreams come true today!

At 5 hours ago, Swag-in-a-Bag wrote: America is still home to most of the richest people and places in the world, with some of the shittiest people and places to balance it out

^ Maybe that's what it is, OP. But our origins as a country were local people looking out for one another "the common cause". It's a un-centralized socialism that made America great, I have no doubt. It's when we distanced ourselves; rich from poor, that fucked things up.... being better than someone else based on money (that's what's wrong with Europe).

At 8 hours ago, DickBuns wrote:

At 52 minutes ago, AnonymousOfCali wrote: doesn't sound like my american experience

If you hate the country so much, then just leave. We won't miss you.

Seriously Dick, what's with that tired, old post-hippie, "America. Love it or Leave it" vibe? Rich folk and big businesses shouldn't be lording over us here... we all bleed the same color and those fucktards think they can piss champagne and tell us how to play nice. Fuck that. I do what I want and help who I want. Those socialist pinkos of the 60's and 70's fucked that reform movement right up.

At 5 hours ago, Swag-in-a-Bag wrote: America is still home to most of the richest people and places in the world, with some of the shittiest people and places to balance it out

^ Maybe that's what it is, OP. But our origins as a country were local people looking out for one another "the common cause". It's a un-centralized socialism that made America great, I have no doubt. It's when we distanced ourselves; rich from poor, that fucked things up.... being better than someone else based on money (that's what's wrong with Europe).

At 8 hours ago, DickBuns wrote:

At 52 minutes ago, AnonymousOfCali wrote: doesn't sound like my american experience

If you hate the country so much, then just leave. We won't miss you.

Seriously Dick, what's with that tired, old post-hippie, "America. Love it or Leave it" vibe? Rich folk and big businesses shouldn't be lording over us here... we all bleed the same color and those fucktards think they can piss champagne and tell us how to play nice. Fuck that. I do what I want and help who I want. Those socialist pinkos of the 60's and 70's fucked that reform movement right up.

At 32 minutes ago, JBKalso wrote:

At 1 minute ago, gearsofwhore wrote: party ideas for those who enjoy fucking furries.

Anthropomorphic creatures don't exist.

You obviously don't live near Plum Island... all kinds of weird creatures wash up on shore... but Happy Birthday FurryFox! Pray you never get turned into a real furry.

At 8 hours ago, zelda1626 wrote: i liked the old icons better

I think we need a choice in the matter - these pixelated antiques are small and of varying taste.
My knife dowsn't taste gud...

At 13 hours ago, DirtyMeatball wrote: I'll believe it when there's a unanimous vote on the matter of whether or not he's really Jersey's favorite Asian.

You can't vote in Jersey. The voting machines here are rigged.
Obviously, good pizza comes from NJ, and it ain't no Domino's crap neither. The tomatoes are pretty cool.
I have to mail frozen pies at least once a year... people who fly in have a better chance at getting it home still frozen though.

This is the perfect Newgrounds thread, it's all a bout toilet training.

At 5 hours ago, tox wrote: friends come and go
allies flow like the wind
people is all we know
and life is but a dream

just be happy you have a place in the world you know

The title of my old TV show was called Disposable People with good reason. We all are.
The trick is, to make yourself valuable to others, by doing (or learning to do) what they cannot.
You can make your ideas come true, if you stop worrying and start acting... as you.
The trick is, to be.

At 49 seconds ago, DickBuns wrote: You can produce hydrogen gas by placing zinc in hydrocholic acid.

Though, obviously. I don't think I need to mention the dangers of hydrochloric acid OP.

Make sure to use goggles and gloves if you use this approach.

Pretty sure he's right. Though the water thing is probably safer, but the reaction's slow and the producing lead will corrode if the water isn't denatured enough.

Anyway, you're asking the secret of the century. Even on Top Gear (UK), they say the holy grail of the car is how to store hydrogen on a commercial level (for use in fuel cell, plastic ion stripping thing)

Good luck!

At 46 minutes ago, StrapOnFetus wrote: Tell me if this is sound logic. So if I pretty much wanted to create hydrogen gas to experiment with. I would need a battery setup running a conduit of negative and both positive. With two

Okay. There are many ways to make hydrogen: zinc(?) and copper plates, electrically charged in water; pyrolysis of wood or coaldust... (650-900 degrees, very little O2).
I'm not familiar with storage methods, but a pump would seem in order (no sparking please).
Don't they have this on wiki?
Check out carbonite based "town gas"... I just checked wiki and they call it a primitive explosive... they don't get around to mentioning it's use in lighting the way and keeping warm.
I'm too tired to make sense now, but I hope something up there helps.