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SO... your cat caught a mouse, delivered it to you as a present and, I guess, you scooped it up somehow, and now you got it. Now it's either a pet or a Hunta virus carrier (if you live in the SW of America)

I'd either destroy it outside or let it go for the cat.... its a free cat video game, why are you depriving him/her?

Usually cats will bring you something like a mouse to say, "Okay, here. I don't eat mouse, so gimme some treats without the bone and fur," I got two mommy cats and they got 3 birds and a chipmunk so far... I hope they get some rabbit and ground hog babies or maybe a snake (I had one do that twice). Gotta earn their keep, they do.

As previously stated The Tick and Static Shock; 2 series that died young.
Also my own avatar, Asterix the Gaul. Sure he's from an old French comic book, but this little guy kicked the ass of the ancient world's greatest empire: The Romans. Plus he had a good sense of humor and liked beer and a good punch up every so often.
Then there's Hibiki Tokai from the anime Vandread - this dude was nothing and fought his way to becoming a great warrior.

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  Vandread Love Quest by Vortex00

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Well, in some states (like New Jersey) 22's are illegal. Reason? They travel far. One box of ammo I spied had a warning that read, "Warning: Projectiles may travel over one mile" or "Extreme range - 1 1/2 miles!"

Also, firing at extremely close range (a few inches) might not be enough distance for the round to achieve it's maximum velocity (I trust DickBuns or another gun affectionado will confirm or deny this).

At 5/16/12 02:21 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

At 5/16/12 01:39 AM, VicariousE wrote: Again, I have no ad-revenue data from the end of March to present. No numbers or stats of any kind. February and March show over 6,000 ad impressions per month..... why the hell would there suddenly be zero?

They're reading this thread bro. What do you want, for them to gently cuddle your nuts while they address bugs?
Take it easy and go about your business. Just because they don't reply to you specifically doesn't mean they're not dealing with it.

Okay, you've got a point, but when Tom mentions my art work.... I'm not scouted, therefore my art page doesn't accrue any ad-rev (at least, that's what I recall reading) This is specifically about my userpage data and why the big change. I'll make some other inquiries about the minimum for reportable stats and ad-blocking software among my readers. I also realize the ads on the page have to be on screen for the company to pick up on them. And no Tom, I'm not aware of anyone linking to my page.
Legitimate grievances deserve nut cuddling, especially when it comes down to money. If you've ever been screwed out of a paycheck, you'd understand my pensive and agitated inquiries.

Well, it's been a month since liljim has bothered to respond to his thread - so much for posting things in appropriate threads. Thanks to SCTE3 and others for taking up the slack.

I have tried to explain to Tom via PM, that my ad-revenue page is not functioning normally. Here is his prompt reply: "Revenue only updates if revenue is earned, so chances are you haven't generated any revenue from your user page and art submissions. The ads are largely performance based and you need to get thousands of impressions before noticing results."

Again, I have no ad-revenue data from the end of March to present. No numbers or stats of any kind. February and March show over 6,000 ad impressions per month..... why the hell would there suddenly be zero? Maybe if I made more of a presence on the BBS or uploaded crass content, Tom would've taken the time to look past my userpage, and into the problem at hand.

I've stated my problem in this thread twice already, so if it's a matter of MY equipment (which seems pretty damn unlikely) I will list the following for your edification, should anyone on staff at Newgrounds give a rat's ass about what they owe me:

Windows XP Pro (32 bit) SP3, 512MB, Dell Latitude D610
Firefox 12.0 - No ad-blocking software installed
Flash Version 11.2.202.235

"There are no statistics available for this view." is the only thing I've been seeing for the past month and a half. Only the all-time and year tabs show anything at all.

At 5/14/12 10:23 PM, sweet21 wrote: I was in the art portal and for whatever reason when i was not logged in it gave me the option to respond or delete comments/reviews.

And could you? That really freaked me out the first time I encountered that.
When you hit submit, it says you must be logged in or something.

At 5/1/12 07:22 AM, VicariousE wrote: I'm having a serious malfunction on my Revenue Center page.... no info at all for the month of April, or any week in April.
As far as the stats report, April didn't exist. I started the ad-revenue sharing thing not long after the redesign, and seemed to work well after the data had accumulated enough for the system to post it.... I really hope I haven't lost an entire month of payments :(

Anything you can do Lil Jim? If you think this will work out by next Tuesday, feel free to ignore this post.

Why has my ad-revenue stopped working? It's not an issue of visitors, it's just stopped working as of March 31st.
If some kind of security thing got tripped, I wish I knew... there's been a lot of spammy traffic to my userpage, but, believe me, it has nothing to with money and everything to do with annoying the hell out of me.
Is there a cap on how much you're allowed to make on your userpage? C'mon, I'm not a little kid here - tell me what's up.

At 5/3/12 12:15 PM, Gambit wrote: A New Jersey woman

Ding-ding-ding-ding, right answer! It's been like that before snooki was born, I kin assure you!

At 5/2/12 10:57 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I'm talking about toilets, sinks, soap dispensers, paper towels/air dryers.
Do you prefer them to be automatic or do you prefer to have control over it??

No, I'm with you dude. The battery powered ones cost lots and repair expensive. Plus if they 'shit out' wrong when the batteries dead, it'll just keep the torrent of water constantly flowing!

Auto soap dispensers aren't really a problem for me but I don't see the point.

Less clean up for teh janitor/custodian, though, again, wtf batteries suck!

Auto paper towels are okay but I'd rather hand crank them out or push the thing and pull.

Yeah, but wet hands pulling paper is an adult trick... can't overload the dispenser or even w. out wet hands you end up rippin shit up.

Point is this: are we men or do we need a battery powered devices to get ourselves off?
I don't wanna change batteries when I gotta poop :\

Okay... I caught 3 movies came in that couldn't play the way they were submitted. Checked the cache and assumed the rest in the hopes the authors would catch it in time. I know in the past, entries like this usually pass... even though it's unplayable!!

Maybe it's just male menopause on my part.... Screwed up files and no mention of songs or contributors in the right hand side stat panel also really piss me off :( I want my b/p points, I don't have time to be a frickin' wet-nurse for noobs!

At 5/4/12 12:15 AM, Winrar1337 wrote: It's been a long time since I submitted a flash, but I believe the author can see the score before the submission passes judgement. Just not the reviews. Although, as far as I know, this might have changed with the recent redesign.

That sucks, if that's the case... newer members might not go to the author if there's a problem with the submission, they might day something in the review panel, which would probably get yanked by a mod (how can you vote on something you can't see or play?)

I have never submitted a Flash or Game before, but I was wondering if you see the comments and score as they come in under judgement? Do author's see in real time what happens to their file under judgement?

Yeah, this sorta thing seemed to happen often in the 80's and 90's. When you get hit by a small bull at 20 mph, something's gonna get hurt. Traumatic Brain Injuries (TBI's) can literally mess with your head.
Rats! Thought I had the link to an article on the subject... TBI's can not only change your personality, but make you more likely to feel manic depressive to the point of suicide. It really sucks.

At 5/3/12 02:03 AM, Mfan wrote: http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/tanning-booth-mom-says-
arrest-taking-daughter-5-153138630.html

holy mother of god, what is that ?

It's stupidity. If you're under the age of 25 and get too much sun, the likelihood of getting skin cancer is much, much higher than if you were older and got burnt. That's child endangerment alright. You need the sun (helps body make vitamin D), but too much of anything is wasteful and stupid.

Iee-ya! Get a roll of duct-tape and get after those little bastards. I went though a whole roll going after stink bugs.
OR, use the duct tape to seal up wherever they're coming in. Check the attic for holes on a sunny day about noon; you'll see where the light's coming in. Good luck!

I'm sure once Tom's hangover's over with, he'll change it.
There will be no 'default' backgrounds from now on... they're meant to change, whenever they get around to doing that, and at what frequency, is anyone's guess.

I caught a few screencaps... maybe some you who actually went to the party, would like to post your pictures of the event here? I would like that. That would be cool.

Here find enclosed: Sabtastic and Jaxxy (with unknown male in the center)

I'm having a serious malfunction on my Revenue Center page.... no info at all for the month of April, or any week in April.
As far as the stats report, April didn't exist. I started the ad-revenue sharing thing not long after the redesign, and seemed to work well after the data had accumulated enough for the system to post it.... I really hope I haven't lost an entire month of payments :(

Anything you can do Lil Jim? If you think this will work out by next Tuesday, feel free to ignore this post.

At 4/29/12 08:59 AM, Halberd wrote: The beginning and the start of the stream

The beginning because Tom Fulp was there for a long time

the end cause it was just three awesome dudes left and then Tom came and said good bye and they all got off

I'm not complaining... I had three chicks say hi to me; granted only two of them really knew who I was.
Unless you know the faces behind the work they've uploaded, you're not going to have a fun time.
After being here for so many years, I found it to be a real blast, vicariously speaking....

At 4/29/12 06:17 AM, psychopathy wrote:

At 4/29/12 04:13 AM, RightWingGamer wrote: Conspiracy theories make for entertaining fiction, but you're a fucking moron if you believe in them IRL.

i disagree

i think the term "misinformed" is more appropriate, or being "unversed in logic" since it's illogical to believe most conspiracy theories.

Check the thread in my sig. We did some good work there.

i should probably tell you now that some conspiracy theories have actually been proven true

granted they are in the minority, but it proves to me that it's foolish to instantly dismiss all believers in a given conspiracy theory(or theories) as fools

Plausible deniability was a term created in the 1980's to describe how to bury true facts in plain sight. Mass media helps the process.

I read this from a cartoon called Bloom County many years ago: Do everything you r cat loves. Pet it, give it treats or cat nip... once it's mellow, put it in a closet, throw a 1 kilo cube of Vaseline at it. Close the door with the lights off for a minimum of two days or until the noise stops. It's kinda harsh psychotherapy but it's bound to work.
Or...
Get a can with some metal bits in it - once the critter gets annoying sounding, shake the can till it stops making whoring noises. Again kinda harsh, but does shut them up after 2-3 days.
...and they say men are horny dogs, shhesh.

At 4/29/12 10:33 PM, AsthmaticHamster wrote: Fuck.

Due to unforeseen money issues (aka my accountant fucked up big times with my taxes), I won't be able to make it after all... Maybe next year... :(

Unless someone wants to package me as carry on luggage, I'm out too. Just not enough money to vacate the state I'm in... which is poverty. I guess watching Pico day will have to do for now :(

Not since the early days of the Cam Portal, has NG ever been this fun to watch!!
Happy birthday Tom, and thanks for letting us sit in!
What a really good bunch you got this year; positive energy throughout the whole day.
Best party I never went to....

I asked Tom about that in a thread a month or so ago... he says they are coming back.
Whistles probably won't be back till he gets a flash mod posse setup or something.
Just blam it and hope for justice.

At 4/28/12 12:55 AM, TomFulp wrote: Happy Pico Day!

We have a live broadcast running but you likely won't see any activity until 10am, unless drunk people end up masturbating on camera tonight, which WE CAN DO NOW because we're hosting our own stream.

Happy Birthday Tom! Yay, camportal's back for a day :3 From a little apartment room to your own office building, you've come a long way baby!

It looks sweet, but the mileage is a concern. If you decide to move, it's not going to be very helpful in carrying anything (or hauling; doubt it's made to attach a hitch). What's the fuel mileage on something like that? If it's a manual, you might be able to get a better mpg outta it, provided you're careful with the clutch.

Fans?
Stalkers!

At 4/24/12 10:26 PM, Ketamine4Life wrote:

At 4/24/12 10:12 PM, TomFulp wrote: Epic stuff

Will you bring back whistles?

And what's the timeline starting to look like?

Funny... mine just chopped down a few characters.
Same thing happened when I joined, then a redesign came (and forgot to update my email w/ NG) and went back to original LONG password (which I forgot!) Lost 6 years of logins thanks to that crap.....

At 4/16/12 10:05 PM, TomFulp wrote: I was sitting on the couch tonight when Sherbert walked up, fell over and died in front of me. Sherbert was the Cat Dynamics mascot and the official NG cat.

Sherbert had a genetic heart problem and a blood clot so he already lasted years longer than expected but it's still a shock to see him go. RIP Sherbert. :(

I seen a lot of cats go. You were fortunate to see him when it happened. Usually they'll hole up somewhere and wait for a predator, starvation or death to seize them. I'm sure your good friend loved you and had a good life because of you and yours. Don't have second thoughts or regrets, Sherbert forgave you long ago.
Carry on Tom!