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Ask about this in the Programming Forum, or even in the Flash Forum... it's likely someone else has also run into this problem.

Try checking these out first... http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/search/topic/embed

Best PM an Art mod like http://eyelovepoozy.newgrounds.com/ http://mindchamber.newgrounds.com/ or http://legolass.newgrounds.com/

My gut instinct: It absolutely must be a handmade and designed outfit, and probably displayed without a model wearing it... it's just to highlight the art and skill of the piece, not the human wearing it in the photograph, that's important.

At 7/10/13 02:52 PM, Sinclairian wrote: Why happy Robot Day.

10 print "hello"
20 goto 10

3

Ahhhhhhh, you beat me to it! Are you even old enough to even remember when BASIC was a living language?
This a mockery of all those hundreds of pages of code I wrote... I mean reverse engineered and/or copied from magazines and manuals :| Don't care, it still got me out of 8th grade history class, even if it was only a TRS-80 III :P, or should I say command poke: 43456.2344577.334452.001...

I may have to dig up my Capsela hunter/killer and send it West towards Northern Philadelphia....

Check out some of the National Parks, like Sequoia, Yosemite, Crater Lake and many others... great hiking, animals and history. If you can take mass transit into San Fransisco (bay area), there's shit loads there to see, including wrestling huge ass kites and wind surfing, some otters too. Go to Napa valley for some wine tasting, find some German restaurants.. man, Cally's got the world's best restaurants!

Also, there used to be a few places you could pan gold (after renting a pan of course). Yeah, there's water parks everywhere out there. A small but nice one is up in Crestline.... used to a be small burger stand on the other side of town, had the greasiest burgers, best fries and shakes I ever had - real nice hangout on Friday nights. But please do try "In-n-Out Burger", they pay their employees a real salary, and have THE best food! Hope you have some stellar fun this weekend, wherever you end up!

At 7/9/13 10:35 PM, anyapple wrote:

At 7/9/13 10:27 PM, VicariousE wrote:
When Rammstein sings We're all living in America, it's about how standardized (homogenized) we've become, to be more appealing to the rest of the world, by way of political correctness. Our corporations are our culture, may God forgive us.

I disagree. I think the meaning of that song is that we (the non-Americans) have become standardized.

Yeah, first the US got bland and ubiquitous (after the 1960's), then... the wooooorld! Thanks to Hollywood, we've become the model for a propaganda run country, second only to WWII Germany. It's our fault that other countries have lost their identity and pride, thanks to our major export: crappy TV shows and news programming (well, now the Brits do the news).

Growing up, I saw lots of diversity, now, it's all the same. We watch, read and eat the same shit, because there's no other choices available (unless you wanna make your own, or spend obscene amounts of money). 1000 channels on the TV and there's still nothing on :|

We got some good musicians... a few concerts/events are just edgy or different enough to be considered cultural.

Culture changes year by year. I don't think there's any culture left in the US, it all got washed away by whatever the corporations want us to buy/believe/discuss, since they own the newspapers, radio, TV, and the very infrastructure we're conversing on right now. There are still great artists and creative thinkers here, but it's all work-for-hire.

When Rammstein sings We're all living in America, it's about how standardized (homogenized) we've become, to be more appealing to the rest of the world, by way of political correctness. Our corporations are our culture, may God forgive us.

At 7/9/13 09:03 PM, Gerkinman wrote: A noble gesture im sure, but shooting yourself in the foot like that and then complaining about a lack of funding. I know contracts and creative control can be touchy, but thats what lawyers are for.

And who wants to feed lawyers? Look at our impotent and toothless Federal and State representatives... they get campaign funds from dubious sources, and are bound to do as they ask (and hire their shills as aides), if elected. It's a significant enough risk to stay independent, IMO.

At 7/9/13 05:20 AM, Gerkinman wrote: Bliss is maybe one of the best things I have seen on the site in years, I almost feel bad seeing it here, if anything it belongs in the festival circuit.

Hopefully it will. It takes all of us here to point the artists in the right direction. Your experience with Newgrounds and other sites can be an invaluable asset, to artists who just keep their heads down, and does what he or she does best.

If no one's said it yet... it's giggity-gif to me.

At 7/9/13 01:25 AM, Gerkinman wrote: These are the reasons I pretty much just stick to Vimeo now. The staff pics for the animation division are almost always fantastic and fresh little films. Im sure most of them would never even get any recognition on here.

The staff seem to follow the interests of users when selecting for the FP... but the age demographic has been slipping, since video streaming and YouTube have been gaining drones. NG always had a junior high school feel to it, since it was founded for professional stiffs to blow off steam, and for noobs and students looking to up their game.

BLISS should've had a way higher score, but I can understand why it didn't. It hit too close to the mark for the people of this fantasy land website. In the real world, little Johnny is farting around on this site, because he and his parents can't afford to buy a new game every month. While he's busy watching Zone-Sama and the Shad's work, mom and dad are wondering when the eviction notice will arrive. 30 days after that, the County sheriff will arrive, because a lot of people weren't able to keep making escalating mortgage and property tax payments.

The Western world is asleep, and Mr. Sandman is working overtime... and so is AstraZeneca, Johnson & Johnson, Bristol-Myers Squibb, GlaxoSmithKline and Eli Lilly. We are taught not to question authority in school, but the actions of our respective governments have been quite suspect lately.....

At 7/9/13 12:56 AM, Diki wrote:

At 7/9/13 12:27 AM, VicariousE wrote: Maybe everyone with an account should do the monthly voting, then the selected pool can vote on the run-off selections.

My understanding is that that is basically how it works right now. Someone can correct me if I am wrong but the submissions that we voted on for the best of June were all of the daily best and front page movies/games, so we were, in essence, picking the "best of the best".

Best of the worst lol. But seriously, yeah, you must be right.. 5 movies and 5 games are given honors every day, for a total of 300 per month, along with the FP honored stuff as well! I don't debate the selection offered, it's the challenge of voting properly.

I'd feel much better if there was a countdown timer on the voting page, so I know exactly how much time is left, to meditate and research the entrants properly. Then I wouldn't feel so shitty after I hit submit :| It's rare I feel good about voting... I'd bug the fuck out if our vote choices were made public O_O

At 7/8/13 10:21 PM, Diki wrote:

At 7/8/13 08:20 PM, Gerkinman wrote: That said, props for all the student films on front page, it was nice seeing some somewhat intelligent and well made content on front page for a change. Shame the Newgrounds audiences didn't appreciate it as much as they do boobs and fart jokes.

I couldn't agree more. In my opinion A Clockwork Gentlemen was by far the best of June, and the movie I voted for #1 since I was on the voting pool. It was completely original and creative, and had such excellent use of imagery that not a ...

To be fair, it's a big ass selection to vote on :| People vote on what they know. The alternative is watching and playing everything that's in the left column. Maybe everyone with an account should do the monthly voting, then the selected pool can vote on the run-off selections. Tom should toss some XP in on the deal too, dammit :|

Myself, I just hump the UJ stuff that rolls in, and while I got a fav page that breeds like rabbits (1,224 pages since the redesign last year), I don't catch all the trendy stuff that usually gets put on the FP. And for all my time voting and reviewing in the Art portal, what good does it do here? :P

At 7/7/13 06:37 PM, tox wrote:

At 7/7/13 06:34 PM, VicariousE wrote: Dude below is Lucas Cranach the Younger.... have fun getting smitten with his swag (which is a Level 26 war hammer) :|

you know that our war hammer is actually a pole arm.. right?

Shit, is it? Guess only Johnny Utah would know for certain. Dunno, this site has war hammers in the pole arm class.

This pic do? Really sweet site for these things... check out the girlie shoots at the bottom :)

Dude below is Lucas Cranach the Younger.... have fun getting smitten with his swag (which is a Level 26 war hammer) :|

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_hammer

Can I go now?

Army surplus manuals/Boy Scout manuals, The Anarchists Cookbook.... I'd suggest the books on which 'Liberty's Kids' and 'Shaolin Showdown' are based on, but Hollywood and the internet, trump old paper books, long since out of print :|

At 7/6/13 08:44 AM, 4urentertainment wrote:

At 7/5/13 09:23 PM, VicariousE wrote: That would imply NG actually had sexual contact, which seems unlikely. Probably scabies or crabs. Buoy originally made a decent last post concerning his leaving, but I guess he had a lot of PM's, so.....

Do you happen to remember what he said, or at least the gist of it? I'm very curious.

Also hi Luis.

Hey Luis!

The gist... was transitional. Thought I had a PM from him, and trying to find a blog response would be folly (considering the lack of search and filter functions, on more than a few NG pages). He's still got his other links and contacts up, you could ask... it seemed like he was ready to step away from Newgrounds. It happens.

Newgrounds a place unto itself, a never-neverland of it's own creation, that the rest of the world doesn't give a damn about. Real-life doesn't lend itself, as well as we'd like, to the digital faffery that goes on here... it just doesn't pay the bills or hugs you at night.

I'll mark it on the calendar, hype this thread around a few days beforehand. How hard can be to ask someone to keep a tab of the BBS open? It's worth a shot. Newgrounds isn't a total fuck up, it just seems that way at times.

At 7/3/13 11:00 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:

At 7/3/13 10:54 PM, Revo357912 wrote: ...Is what should be happening because of things like PRISM, but won't happen because people have become to complacent.

Here's another thing: 60% of all bankruptcies in the US are healthcare related, and the healthcare system is the number three cause of death...

Big businesses nowadays serve the investor, not the employees. As such, health benefits are at an all time low. When enough people had healthcare, the hospitals could do charity cases and not get hurt too badly. It's really sad to see how things kept sliding steadily since I was born :|

The more the banks got involved, the worse it got, same with college loans. After graduation, you could pay off almost all of your debt by teaching in a public school (while heavily garnishing your paycheck) for at least 2 years. Then in the mid-70's, the banks stopped offering that kind of loan altogether.... then the amount of time it took to pay it off went up.

Almost half the population can only get part time work, taxes for bloated local schools and infrastructure.... yeah, it's enough to take up arms. Riots only destroy where you live. Protesting will likely get you put into a FEMA prison (relocation camp) under any number of phoney laws, indefinitely.

The two party system has failed us equally and utterly, and should be dismantled; current members of the House and Senate should make new associations/parties. The there will a chance at a coalition government again.

My user name had one 'drunk' up front, one 'money' in the back, at the bottom 'hungry', and the rest was just 'sex'.
My actual name looks a tad different.....

At 7/5/13 01:14 PM, Luis wrote:

At 7/5/13 12:00 PM, 4urentertainment wrote:

At 7/5/13 11:30 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Farewell to a good musician though. His music was and always has been enjoyable to me.

That's a shame. Does anyone know why he left? I mean people leave websites, it happens, but why would you completely lock yourself out of your account and never look back like that. Seems a bit harsh.

He developed a nasty case of chlamydia from visiting the site so much.

That would imply NG actually had sexual contact, which seems unlikely. Probably scabies or crabs. Buoy originally made a decent last post concerning his leaving, but I guess he had a lot of PM's, so.....

Out of a cannon please. I'll be dead so it won't hurt :|

At 7/4/13 02:02 PM, QualityX wrote: PHILADELPHIA - 35 year old Tom Fulp was arrested after paying an undercover officer disguised as a prostitute $3,500 in

Slander! Mr. Fulp is a respectable family man, with his only vice being this site. How dare you sir! *slaps OP's face with 10 pound iron gauntlet* Next year, you will be Tom's birthday pinata, hanging by your toes from the steel girders of NG HQ >:(

I'd re-write history and take my chances with whatever happened.
I'd freeze time, and smoke all kinds of different cheeba in weird places.
I'd hoard all the planet's chocolate, get it on with lovely ladies, cuss like a gangsta, fight like Mike Tyson, and front like Alice Cooper, but not as old :|

So, why is it, when I send PM's, the date says: Sent Dec 31, 1969? P-Bot trip over some Y2K bug-fix while sending out the odd mass PM? It's not a critical thing, the elapsed time thing still works.... just weird. Haven't run into that 'dateless' DOS thing in quite a while.

At 6/30/13 05:12 AM, tajd wrote: hi guys , I am trying to make a 1080p smbz episodes just for a collection of favourite flash

I used swivel and it turned out great but swivel doesn't include the text the bottom or if a character text is at the stop

am I doing something wrong

I tired for video setting

1280 x 720

and 1980 x 1080

same thing still happens

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/search/topic/swivel
If I knew more about programming, I'd point you in the right direction. Be assured, if you can't find an answer after checking these posts thoroughly, ask again in the Programming part of the BBS - we are here to help each other!

At 7/1/13 04:05 AM, midiwarlord wrote: This is a request to sort audio when viewing an artist page by title name, score, etc.

I've been kinda on been Tom for the same, but mainly for games and videos.. however the need for those filters, is indeed sorely needed in the Audio sections of member's pages as well.

Ask again on his FP newspost... I'll follow suit soon enough! I'm beginning to think it's time for Tom to hire another gun to tool the NG site....

At 7/2/13 06:03 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Tom you're amazing for this.

It's just... beautiful! This place is starting to look less like a bachelor's pad, and more like a playa's crib yo.
I took care of the two noob questions listed above by PM - next time, maybe they'll ask in the Wi/Ht corner of the BBS.

At 7/1/13 02:40 PM, TomFulp wrote: Today is July 1st and that means MONTHLY VOTING TIME! Check your account page to see if you're on the voting pool to select the Best of June!

P-Bot has finally stepped up to the plate! Huge update man, thanks for the PM reminder/notification for the monthly voting pool!

Self preservation is what animals do, self sacrifice is what people do, if they're destined for a place beyond the pearly gates.

At 6/27/13 07:18 PM, Viper50 wrote: Happy Bee Day Asandir ._.

Hey man! I hope today grants you all your good wishes!
Happy Birthday Asandir :) may you have many, many more!