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Good lineup, congrats all!

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  McDoobies by MortalPoet

  Enjoy this short animation right down to the last puff. =)

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Here's a 9 year old Flash, with the audio from a 40 year old Cheech and Chong comedy album (vinyl/LP).
"You deserve a Spliff today, take one toke and get blown away, by McDoobies!, by McDoobies!"

At 7/24/14 09:15 PM, fmn335 wrote:

At 7/24/14 07:14 PM, Sensationalism wrote:

It's depressing how this world is. What's even worse, if you try complain or teach proper morals and values then people stuck on stupid will defend the degenerates saying "Don't tell them how to live asshole!"

Is Humanity dying, or are we devolving?

I chalk it up as a form of crowd control, encouraged by socialist states. The weirder and more self absorbed the people are, the easier it is for the government to maintain uncontested control. What originally made America great, was the public maintaining it's own communities; freedom meant a more representative government, and the people supported themselves.

In America now, we have a stagnant 2 party system, 'a nation of laws, not men', where the people are isolated from one another. Instead of supporting people in their own communities, our citizens expect subsidies and handouts.. or a chance at being foolish, in the hopes that they can get a TV show. Fame and money, the brass ring of dreamers everywhere (myself included).

At 7/24/14 06:46 PM, YomToxic wrote: So, what happens when girls start getting preggo at -1 years?

Please don't put that in your next game. Shit, I still haven't played your latest one yet :(
I think some critters can be born pregnant...

At 7/23/14 12:11 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Congratz to all the winners!

Glad someone beat me to the punch! Only saw the first and fifth place winners, both of them were quite original.

By responding to this thread, I am supporting Happy Harry, the man and animator. That bloke's an inspiration.
VicariousE don't got no cellphone/twitter/google+youtube/faicbook, and I don't text |:

Congrats to the winners! Also a special mention to a new (and a bit too mysterious) member.....

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  Super Batto Extreme Ep 1 by Callum-Boyd

  Super Batto Extreme Episode 1 - The Final Battle! Max Anime's Journey Begins!!

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At 7/17/14 07:27 PM, jeffkiller wrote: was there a different news while i was gone?

Yeah there was. Tom has a hectic news posting schedule, to be sure.

At 7/17/14 04:08 PM, NoLanLabs wrote: No Robot Day logo this year?

Good question... at least the art workis starting to roll in.

At 7/11/14 05:26 PM, Denton wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/641969
Finished this game twice now and still haven't found the Masked Stranger..

If you've still got the game save, and have beat all the monsters (except the final boss), go to that one level where there's an exit North, and an inn on the left side (and some derpy kid in the middle-left)... in that inn in the upper right, there should be a character there. Keep talking to him, till he runs out of things to say (about the future story). That game's kinda buggy :(

At 7/13/14 12:27 AM, Hybrid-Of-Souls wrote: Top Floppers: DoctorStrongbad, VincentGrey, Vandal2, Cg91 (-2)

Still can't believe VincentGrey is an avid gamer here... his artwork is damn impressive!

Top Gainers: chaosbot (5185), DJDarkDash (4265), TheRed555 (3215)

Congrats gents!

Don't mine PulseLane being "new" to this. I hadn't picked up on the name change before the tracker did.

Thanks for posting the roster! Damn, I remember a time when Tom and the staff were adamantly against being contacted for name changes....

At 7/13/14 09:57 PM, TakkunZX wrote: Thanks seems like you been here a while.

Seems like forever. It's nice to have met the jokers at the center of this site. After a decade or so, it's nice to know who's been behind the curtain all this time. Tom and Wade are just good natured, intelligent, Pennsylvanians, the penultimate of cool. I'd like to meet their Mom and Pop one day... maybe meet Wade's family too.

The thing that was supposed to happen in late 2012 will actually happen this December, a day or two before Christmas. Eastern and Southern coastlines will be washed away :\ The press bungles the reporting, to make it sound like only Rio got wiped out, and the wave dissipated... but it climbs north, gaining altitude and slowing down from the initial shock from the asteroid hit near Antarctica.

Sometime in 2016, a massive solar flare 20 hours long, will randomly cook the life out of a lot of the Earth's surface, including that stupidly designed Seed Bank. Damn near all electronics and metal will warp and break.

2050, 2 space worthy nuclear missiles will be prepared to explode an asteroid, that is on course to 'nudge' Earth (which wouldn't have, if the 2014 quake didn't occur). Only one missile functioned, and blew up the asteroid, but not destroy it. Instead of a glancing blow, the Earth is hit with metallic grapeshot, which eliminates all life as we know it.... if they had only tried to deflect it... but, fate is what you make it, if you believe and act hard enough to change it.

Stick to talking to the people who produce the things you like here... comment on blogs, leave reviews of their work. After a while, give the BBS here a crack, it pretty well modded here. Either way, bring a sense of humor with you!

At 7/13/14 01:59 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: 5/10

Oh God, is he wearing a cape besides!? 6.5/10
Found this a while back...

At 7/12/14 06:24 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

Most Ranks Gained: VicariousE (+9)

@VicariousE

Yeah, I certainly didn't think I wrote that many either! And congrats man, you're in the top 10 :)

Thanks for being our bean counter Auz!

I certainly hope you put some spunk on ice, just to be safe. Reversal success hasn't improved much, with regard to vasectomies.

Hope the envelope I sent gets forwarded to your summer digs. Try not to soak up too much sun, 'till after you turn 25, that will cut down on skin problems by a hefty margin! Look forward to hearing about your bucolic adventures when you get back!

Also, watch your ass around the tractor, okay?

At 7/10/14 09:05 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Happj birthdaj!
bork~bork~bork :)

10 PRINT "Happy birthday, Natick!";
20 GOTO 10

30 REM Hope this July turns out to be the best birthday month ever!

Still can't get over how many links! I wonder if the rationale is to do 52 of these, and then just add a few afterwards for next year.... or just create a section in Channels afterwards, to house all these.

So far, the feed thing's stabilized, and seems to be okay, no need to tweak anything from the new defaults. I still have to count the entries to know which ones are new.... though, yeah, I usually know where I left off.

At 7/9/14 08:12 PM, Skaren wrote: Now my icon bar looks like a gimp lil' midget :(

I know. There should be gobs of funky, hieroglyphic icons up there, that do many esoteric things.... Still waiting for secrets :| Maybe @luis can find a few tidbits on his work PC, to contribute towards that end...

I guess it's okay, but it sure reminds me of a Panopticon, omnipotent electric eye.

It's like Stasi-Net, a 4 dimensional Pan-Opticon O_O Any time any of my friends fart, I'll not only know about it, but smell it as well.

And for all the blogging I do... hope this doesn't cost me any fans/friends! Oh well, it's a nice angle on the while social scene, just hope it doesn't interfere with producing content (not that I have been).

Trying something new? I'm still counting as I scroll down to see what blog/BBS responses are new... I usually check the FP for those numbers. Interesting options, hope they get used a lot!

At 7/8/14 03:35 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 7/8/14 03:33 AM, VicariousE wrote: I don't get why http://chat.newgrounds.com/ was taken down. Trolls are everywhere, big deal, "you can't legislate morality", whatever.

Silly old man, people found an exploit in the chat, that's why they took it down.

I know gentleman, but when you see the DOA page, it has a tombstone with "...Dicks. Dicks everywhere :(" This thread was created by one. Actually kind of surprised Chat took so long to be exploited (or be exploitable).

Besides, I was in the hot sun all day yesterday :p Troll/Dick/Hacker, it's all the same to me on this fancy pants party line.

John Mayall, the legend who played with Hendrix and (I think Stevie Ray) really pissed me off. Expensive tickets on the beach, way back by the parking lot, on the North rim of Tahoe, and him and his band sucked. The opening act was way better, The Wall Street Band or something.

Metallica. They made such a fuss over the wild west nature of the early internet, like a bunch of overpaid Dutch boys, sticking their fingers in a dyke, lol. I'm sure if I had to think about it, I could list more than a few... Axl Rose, Yoko Ono. Eh, so long as the music sounds good. Napster bad! Money good!! I miss the old Flash sites like Camp Chaos and Romp :(

I don't get why http://chat.newgrounds.com/ was taken down. Trolls are everywhere, big deal, "you can't legislate morality", whatever.

Shit, I didn't win the voting pool. Again |: Maybe one day I'll get User Of The Day,congrats to @thebluebullet!

Level 32, though I should've hit that on the 1st or 2nd of July....

After pressing a few History majors in high school, it seems Reconstruction was the first crack in our modern government. The amount of money and influence to rebuild the South, strained its ability to maintain its integrity and support a coalition in the Senate and House... as such, the 2 party system was born, to speed things up. That made it easier for our system to be corrupted, because a choice of one or the other, is really no choice at all.

The destruction of our country made it necessary to produce goods, during and after the war. When people are under stress, they can accept many things... idk, I shouldn't be commenting here on the 4th of July. Bad enough Mexico is in a civil war, and our borders are porous, a terrible mix; look at Syria, it's about to destabilize the whole region.

At 7/3/14 11:05 AM, Luis wrote:

At 7/3/14 11:03 AM, VicariousE wrote: In B4 Luis.... what's that goobledy-gook?

FUCK YOUUUUU!

At least your bug report was more concise than mine.
*Flashes a Jeremy Clarkson loser L* beat you by a whopping 3 minutes mate :)

At 7/3/14 10:57 AM, TomFulp wrote: Today is Throwback Thursday and everything in this post came from this week in NG history!

Good thing I was here from the get go lol, been rather busy lately :)

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In B4 Luis.... what's that goobledy-gook?