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Didn't read the article the OP listed, but I'm assuming it's about the mini-ice age that's due. They found huge, ancient catacombs all over the globe, where people stayed for years on end. Creepy stuff. Stock up on Pop-Tarts, that's what most people do after a disaster, or at least, that's what Wal-Mart has discovered :\

Shit, you should've PMed me, I'm a whore, I would've made you a passable thread. Happy odometer turnover! Don't buy smokes, they're bad for you, and good for the NWO freaks who want 95% of us dead, so the other 5% can be their slaves. Hmm, not exactly the kind of birthday sentiment I wanted to impart....

Wow, I never knew about Point Bob. How about a shuttle flight from Washington state? I knew 2 savvy Canadians who could've helped, but haven't heard from them in over a year :\

At 7/31/14 10:15 AM, Indeks wrote: I was wondering why arent Embed options on my Movies and on others there are

I think the movie embeds only work on mp4 files, not swfs :(

Well, you could try looking here, but... anything else you remember? How long ago you saw it, movie or game, the plot (more or less), how did it end?

Hmm, does seem like a new glitch. Just right click and refresh after every deletion, and it should pop back to where you left off.

Hmm, CPMstar, though they really don't do CPM very well. It's a company Tom used to know the owner of, then the guy sold out, then the payouts got worse over time. But they do pay Tom regularly, and when your cut is over 75$, and you want the dough, Tom will sign the check and mail it, PDQ.

The pay-to-click economy is a real mess, but some people have thrived on it in the past... now Google soaks up most of the dough >:( Remember if you contribute to someone else's work, you're only getting a small cut from the total... which isn't much. to begin with. Once the adult stuff is moved onto another server, Tom can have a better (mainstream) company come in, and handle the ad payouts :)

At 8/6/14 11:15 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Sometimes, when I try to view a flash, I will get this message on a grey screen. Is this an error with the flash, or my computer? Does this happen to anybody else? If so, is there a way to fix it?

You mean a game flash, right? It's some new plug-in called Unity (think there's another new plug-in too). http://unity3d.com/

If you've got a decent computer, it's worth checking out (though NG doesn't have a decent page about it, or is listed on the requirements page).

It could be a HTML5 game, in which case, update your browser and/or Java.

Congrats gents!

At 8/5/14 03:46 PM, DragonBallDavid wrote: QUICK GUYS!!! I HAVE TO TAKE AN ENOURMOUS SHIT RIGHT NOW, BUT I AM IN A PUBIC PLACE ON A DATE (WITH A GIRL)!!! I

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  Don't Shit Your Pants by CellarDoorGames

  A survival horror game.

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  4.31 / 5.00

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  919,687 Views

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  Ages 17+

At 8/5/14 04:31 PM, Jojo55 wrote: Who the fuck needs 50 minutes to take a shit?

Cheese addicts? Even old men don't take that long. Poop every morning, and the rest of the day will come up roses lol

Gamestop sells these cheap spinner things, that abrase the disk. I imagine Wal-Mart and K-Mart sell them too.

At 8/4/14 08:43 PM, crunchyfun1 wrote: The songs I've been working out to are starting to lose their touch... Any recommendations? I prefer rap and hip hop

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  SH - Funky by shaggyhaired

  Oh damn dude.

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  4.49 / 5.00

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  Hip Hop - Olskool

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He's got a few other swinging tunes too

At 8/4/14 07:15 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

At 8/3/14 09:39 PM, stafffighter wrote: I cannot care enough about the accomplishments of others enough to like sports. I am going to eat a payday bar now.

Pour a drink, pack a bowl and plant yourself on the couch to watch football with us you square.

Don't you want to sit at the cool table with us?

2/3 ain't bad. I'm down for tactics, not so much the individual celebujocks, other than their position on the gridiron. I'd like a 100 Grand bar just now. Anyway, being cursed with living in interesting times and all, I'm more interested in my own game stats, doing my best to improvise, overcome and adapt.

At 8/2/14 03:20 PM, BaconBurgerClock wrote: I AM....

JOSH BEDN!!!!

Oh? That interesting, it am... certainly been a while, sup? How about a new Flash? Hell, anyone who gets NG attention is okay in my book. Maybe do a new flick on blamming illegal immigrants... apparently there's quite a variety streaming unchallenged across our borders, like fucking New World Order Nazi dupes, waltzing into Austria uncontested...

At 8/4/14 02:44 AM, Shikamarana wrote: Chronamut would probably love that anyway. You know because he's GAY DID YOU KNOW THAT I BET YOU HAD NO IDEA THAT HE'S GAY IT'S KIND OF A REALLY BIG SECRET

Well hell, look at his KS profile pic. I still like the guy and his work, but he really should've 'fleshed out' his pitch. Okay, use solar panels, a battery and LED's, figure out the costs of the materials, then post the Kickstarter. Mystery solved, more fundable idea, and more topical rewards (as in, types of what you're trying to build).

At 8/4/14 12:17 AM, steph2568 wrote: I've seen female animators/voice actors/etc. on here. I think it's more that animation is primarily a male-dominated field and appeals more to guys that it just looks like no girls use NG.

Thankfully, a lot of women are here and animate as well :) The world needs more women writing scripts! If @waffrus had submitted her games here 10 years ago, I don't think she'd get the kind of scores, she's been getting now; the internet itself is becoming more feminine.

At 8/3/14 11:34 PM, MSGhero wrote: If you stay out of general forum and don't read the comments on movies, this website is a wonderful place for everyone.

That was my feeling when I first joined up here. Now it seems a bit better!

At 8/3/14 10:26 PM, steph2568 wrote: I read somewhere that YouTube takes about 45% of a user's revenue if they partner with them.

And this from a company, that made most of it's money by promoting whoever pays the most money, just to be listed first in a webpage search. This is why I'll never make a YT or Google+ account; they're greedy and beyond redemption, despite their "Do no evil" "mission statement".

BTW, someone earlier in this thread had said this site doesn't seem conducive or appealing to women (maybe it's the orange-rust color scheme). What do you think, is NG okay for women, or are there still too many under 18 y/o males mucking up the works?

At 8/3/14 06:44 PM, Rees303 wrote: I think Newgrounds should go back to the original portal as the direct link to view animations. Not multiple tabs.

That's been said a lot in this thread, and I'm with you on that. It seemed like. before the last redesign, that's where the center of action was. The tabs are still helpful, but seem messy when you get into it... after all, there aren't that many options to search. Tags are helpful, but not everything's tagged or tagged properly.

In 2009 (wasn't it?) when YT embeds were allowed here, it did bring a few YT members to Newgrounds... then the YT links on every piece of shit they uploaded here began popping up, and still do :\

YouTube is to the internet, what WalMart is to America's small retailers - a big bully, who destroys communities, that concentrates all the attention on their algorithms/stock holders, and not the little guy.

They're killing the little guy! used to appear on a lot of vacated store fronts after the Great Depression hit... and we're due for another one soon. Diversity yields strength. Unfortunately, that's not the way things work these days.

At 8/3/14 02:19 PM, JoSilver wrote: If there's one thing I wish is that adult content received more support, I can understand the reasons for not eligible for ad revenue but that in no way makes it less frustrating. I make more ad revenue from posting to the front page (like a penny) then the nothing I'll ever see from most of work. It's really annoying when I spend a few days on a small little game shooting game and it generates a nice chunk of ad revenue but will never see a penny on an adult game I made that I spent like 3-4 months working on.

Hopefully @Tomfulp will weigh in on this; he's going to migrate all the adult content over to another site, so both Newgrounds and the new adult site, can make more money!

It's not worth doing but I like doing it, unless you have your own website like Shadman or take commissions there no way to make money from it. But note I'm speaking in general on this point, no site other then Newgrounds that allows adult content has revenue sharing.

If the adult content is sectioned off (on another server and name), then more adult sponsors can come in.
If Newgrounds sheds the adult matter, more mainstream sponsors can come in.

However if there's one thing that Newgrounds does provide for adult content is views, there is no site other then Newgrounds where I see even nearly as many views.

I'm just hoping a single log on to NG will suffice for both sites, kinda like when YT requires a G+ account.... (NG Passport?)

too bad views don't matter on YouTube, AMIRITE!

I wouldn't know, I never made a YT account, and only had FB for a year, before I felt the Pan-Opticon growing strength....

Check your Account Settings to see if you qualify to vote in the Monthly Winners for July, thing.

Delivery?! I've got half a dozen pizza joints within a 4 mile radius of my house, how lazy can you get? Drinks are personal preferences, anything goes! Usually do dark soda, and sometimes tater chips too.

I'll eat damn near anything topping they offer, so long as it's cooked and preferably slightly burnt. I add garlic powder to some of the toppier za's, it's pretty rare I just get plain anymore, variety is good. One of the seven deadly sins oughta be "Don't buy by the slice, it's a rip off."

At 7/31/14 11:43 PM, zmosh wrote:

At 7/30/14 11:16 PM, SCTE3 wrote: A few of the old Secret pieces. Most notably a Charlie Brown parody where Charlie killed all his friends.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/560951

Isn't the guy who created Celebrity Abortion and The Britney Spears movie?

I'm starting to remember an earlier one than that... then this came up, but it's too new and polished to be vulgar.

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  IAMW, Charlie Brown by NEXTVIEW-Designs

  After being kicked from his baseball team, Charlie Brown struggles to maintain his sanity.

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  4.43 / 5.00

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  50,835 Views

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  Ages 13+

My old Secret level topped out at the Cogs of War parody, there were a few distasteful secrets, but it's sure been a while.

Wow, I can't even guess the last two. Can they be that obscure, or am I just out of the loop?

"The movie was filmed in and around the town of Las Vegas, New Mexico. Many of the buildings and structures which appeared in the film, including a historic Fred Harvey Company hotel adjacent to the train depot, the train yard, and a building near downtown, which was repainted with the name of "Calumet, Colorado", are still there today. An old Safeway grocery store was converted to a sound stage and used for several scenes in the movie." Hint: This movie was remade in the past few years.

Bricks. They're readily available and cheap.

All very impressive submissions, congrats gents!

At 7/27/14 09:11 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Things have been so hectic for me, but still managed to stay at number 40.

Same here, good thing the competition above 40 seemed kinda lax. Just haven't been finding too many reasonable games lately, but thankful for the ones I do find.

078. 117230 | +0390 | .-0260 | +0485 | VicariousE +1
079. 116720 | .-0325 | .-0975 | .-0230 | Idiot-Finder -1

@idiot-finder The fuck man, why you be slippin'? Certainly doesn't feel like I beat the Yankees, but a more noble team :\

I read of many terrible things in the newspapers (pre-internet) over the years, and collected works made into books (National Lampoon made the penultimate one). The weirdest things would end up inside of people. Reading reports of anal contents like : gerbils, cement, hot sauce, pudding, ben wa balls, hamsters and glue, were the best, mostly from hospitals in the Bay area O_o

Happy Birthday Timmy! May the wind be ever at your back!

I'd say something more profound, but I'm bloody exhausted

At 7/25/14 01:51 AM, VicariousE wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/252334
Here's a 9 year old Flash, with the audio from a 40 year old Cheech and Chong comedy album (vinyl/LP).

What truly odd is that the animation, and this official Cheech and Chong app, look like they have have been done by the same artist!