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At 8/22/14 05:41 AM, Amaranthus wrote: No. Now go away you creep!

Nah, fuck it.
I'm on the left in this screencap, was the last episode of my show, a few months before I joined up here.

At 8/21/14 10:37 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 8/21/14 10:36 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: I feel like he's actually a bored 40 year old...

He admitted to being 12 a couple of months ago. He shouldn't even be here.

I'm a bored 41 year old, should I be here?

Whoa @HandsomeTyler, nice jump up the ranks!

Shocked I even made +1, been playing that Phenotopia game since the preview last week. Pretty legit game, though it has you running around a lot, using new abilities to get to new places, you couldn't have gotten to before.... Can't be too bad if it's held my attention this long :)

Hmm, -can- you rate reviews if it's based on your work? Lemme check..

Okay, I just 'positive' voted on a review of my (laughingly called) art, so that works... no idea what could be causing your problem O_O You backup your savegames and clear the browsers cache? Sometimes when a review gets flagged, it doesn't get taken down right away, and you can't click any of the 3 options.... which sucks if you're going for a better whistle.

No, I've been in shock before, fuck that. Feel nauseous, massive headache and dizzy for quite a while. It's like taking ecstasy and having a beer afterwards, very dangerous |: Hell, even running in and out of the hot into the cold can fuck you up the same way.

At 8/20/14 05:35 PM, Damien wrote:

At 8/18/14 02:32 PM, TomFulp wrote:

Wednesday is also the public launch of Phoenotopia, currently in pre-release for NG supporters! This is one of the greatest web games ever made, be sure to make some time to play it this week.

I just tried it out and OMG it's adorable! Really well thought out. I feel kind of sad that I'm having some performance issues due to my inferior hardware though. Takes a bit of the fun away....
Looks like an amazing game nevertheless!

I've got a single core 1.0 Ghz 11 y/o laptop, and it seems to be okay, just zoom out a bit and right click to dump the graphics quality down during gameplay. There's a lot of thinking with this game, with regards to the gadgets it employs... like throwing a spear, then planting a bomb on top of the sphere to progress. Also, switches up on high, encased in boxes that need to be slingshot O_o

Judas Priest man, I better get to Goodwill or something soon. I've been waiting for fashion to not look ugly, guess the trend is even more retro geeky :p No wonder why I wore my late 90's dress shirts to oblivion... this is what happens when you fuck with consumer researchers!

At 8/16/14 06:06 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I got up. Which, if you knew me, you'd know is kind of an accomplishment.

The older you get, the more it is an accomplishment lol

What's the longest you've ever slept?

27 hours or thereabouts, was maybe 11 or 12, had the flu, so my folks left me alone to stay up late and watch my miserable B/W antenna TV. Didn't wanna wake up, but I had a really mean-ass whizz to throw

What's wrong with you? (Sure seems like a loaded question, sry about that...)

At 8/15/14 01:24 PM, Eddmario wrote: What's the most unusual thing you've masturbated with?

This thing. It's thin plastic with water inside, and it's shaped so you can't easily grab it... A kids toy, that looks immediately perverted lol

Did you accomplish anything worthwhile today?

If you manage to find the break in the wire (bend it around and listen) and repair it, it's likely the same thing will happen again soon....

I survived a 400 degree spin in my car. Just over one spin...must be a lightweight :\

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Stolen and resized badly :p

Congrats to all, and Happy Clock Day... where a great deal of spam, needs to be blammed, so the Clocks may shine.

...and Clock Day is far from over. There's a lot of sketchy lookin' stuff out there.

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Almost certain this was resubmitted after being blammed.... that's it for me, taking a sick day :p

At 8/14/14 01:25 PM, Luwano wrote: Since you're enhancing the related content system, would you consider making the text reading "More art from this artist" under "related stuff" a clickable link redirecting to the artists art tab?

That's something we desperately need, hope it can get linked up soon @tomfulp

You know, for a blind second there, I was gonna post the IRC quakenet address.....

It's a good suggestion OP, but he's only got a few full timers to do the work, and like it was said, Bren's on the case!

At 8/13/14 10:57 AM, TomFulp wrote: The Phoenotopia Pre-Release is now available to NG users with supporter status!

Pretty good so far, even runs well on my quite low-spec system! I've never run into so many chatty NPC's before!

At 8/13/14 01:19 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: I like this idea of giving supporters access to exclusive stuff.

Yeah, an occasional thrown bone is nice once in a while. You usually don't get anything special for having the supporter tag, other than no ads, which is quite sweet in itself! I guess some of that dough went for sponsorship, so it's all good.

At 8/9/14 01:56 AM, Letiger wrote:

At 8/9/14 01:51 AM, D-Nightmare wrote: Mexican tamarind candy, in a squeezable form with chili powder mixed in, comes to mind. It's a very underrated and

I get them from Fiesta.

IDK, from time to time, the sugar snacks we (the US) get from Mexico, occasionally has lead in it, as an artificial sweetener.
Sounds fascinating though, can't wait to try it!

At 8/9/14 12:52 PM, TomFulp wrote: Hey everybody! I'm back from the Jersey shore with the Best of July

Was it fun? You get any salt water taffy while you were there? The 'za is a no brainer, most of it's pretty good, had I known, I would've recommended Maruca's Pizza. 3 Brothers isn't bad either.

The voter of the month and winner of $100 is Pimp! Woah! Congrats Pimp!

@damien Our luck, he'll probably outlive Tom :\

What was YOUR favorite thing in July?

Lots of great stuff on NG this past month... can't say anything good happened IRL, despite a lot of work and planning. Nuts.

There's an old juvenile prison not that far from me. They used to make them farm, work in a metal/wood shop, and the kitchens, but it was to maintain and feed the facility. Now they don't do shit, except get 'institutionalized'

They also make DUI convicts pick up trash on the side of the road, and do other stuff too. While it's true convicts might be taking away jobs free citizens can do, it does (infinitesimally) offset how much we spend to keep them incarcerated.

At 8/8/14 03:36 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: I think A-B cups is okay if the rest of the picture comes together well, but it depends on the girl. The bar thing, eh, I've been tired of that fucking shit. But it is a good way to hook up with strangers.

Was pretty dead for a Thursday night, looked mostly like regulars, who enjoy the 'repartee'. I'm no good in noisy environments for hooking up. But what else is there, (food) shopping? I've had a little luck there, but it's very random, and the place I go to, is in a cop crazy town :\ down with the riff-raff!

At 8/8/14 03:20 AM, BrokenDeck wrote:

At 8/8/14 03:17 AM, VicariousE wrote:

Also excellent. I'd settle for a good tritip shish-kebob too, a bunch of them. Damn, it's like that one episode of South Park, where Kyle turns into a large pussy.... next groundhog I pop is going on the grill >:)

Yer gunna be scraping dem remnants off the bottom of yer car?

Probably a small rifle, quite precisely to the head. They're bean eating my pumpkin blossoms |:
I caught 5 in a box trap so far this year, but not in the past month.

At 8/8/14 03:12 AM, BrokenDeck wrote: I prefer Filet Mignon myself.

Also excellent. I'd settle for a good tritip shish-kebob too, a bunch of them. Damn, it's like that one episode of South Park, where Kyle turns into a large pussy.... next groundhog I pop is going on the grill >:)

At 8/8/14 02:20 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: eat a steak.
red meat gives you a testosterone boost. I always get mad horny after eating a steak

Yeah, I think that works. Not hamburger though, that just makes you lazy. Rare prime rib, that's the ticket.

At 8/8/14 03:02 AM, BrokenDeck wrote:

At 8/8/14 03:01 AM, VicariousE wrote: Uh-oh... I was randy as hell yesterday, but decided on a no-fap period of undetermined time. Today, zippo. Even went to a Hooter's kinda place tonight. Noticed the legs and the waists, some with body length tats, but no tits!? Should've sat at the bar, better view :|

Were you drinking? Alcohol decreases your libido much

Nah! Gots me a large milk and a heated brownie with a scoop of vanilla on top. 8 bucks O_o gave the girl a heavy tip and split.. I got the last order out of the kitchen before they closed. I had breaded, butter fried, fluke fish a few hours prior to that, with corn on the cob and a nuked pertater.

At 8/8/14 02:03 AM, BrokenDeck wrote: So tell us Newgrounds. What would you do if you suddeny lost your urge to fap?

Anyone experiencing this?

Uh-oh... I was randy as hell yesterday, but decided on a no-fap period of undetermined time. Today, zippo. Even went to a Hooter's kinda place tonight. Noticed the legs and the waists, some with body length tats, but no tits!? Should've sat at the bar, better view :|

At 8/7/14 02:09 PM, Cronizone wrote: Who the fuck watches TV except people without internet.

People who want that mind numbing crack |: The only good thing about it, is it's weekly schedule, some people need that in their lives, and are willing to sacrifice a little free-will each day to do it. I've got an older brother and sister, and they both have cable TV, alongside the internet... damn waste of money!

Phone/internet/cable TV bundling is still a waste >:( Get a cheap pay as you go cell, and a slightly cheap DSL, and you're set for less than half of what a 3x combo would cost! [I'm speaking from a single person, single household point of view]

Yeah, that'll work right nice, that.

Norman Osborne? Who he be? Maybe put a color copy of him at the bottom of his garbage can... maybe he blows his nose and tosses the buggerific mess, into the mostly empty bottomed can. Yeah, it's another scene altogether, might be worth it.

Should the names of the involved parties be changed (slightly), as to protect the innocent and blahblah, what they used to say on certain old cop shows |:

At 8/6/14 08:59 PM, Thor wrote:

At 8/6/14 04:30 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: But þórsdagr is tomorrow.

Happy birthday.

Fitting, cos tomorrow is when I really get to celebrate, if you know what I mean

Go for a dark beer that's made with dust and small tree branches, stay away from ice cream. Also, fuck smoking tobacco, I'm hopelessly hooked, and wouldn't wish that on anyone. Well, maybe a few people...

At 8/7/14 12:07 AM, NeonSpider wrote: Fail. Trying again because I guess you can't bold quotes

Now imagine if you had emphasized things slightly differently. Observe. Pay attention only to the bolded parts.

At 8/6/14 10:08 PM, VicariousE wrote:

Shit, you should've PMed me, I'm a whore, I would've made you a passable thread. Happy odometer turnover! Don't buy smokes, they're bad for you, and good for the NWO freaks who want 95% of us dead, so the other 5% can be their slaves. Hmm, not exactly the kind of birthday sentiment I wanted to impart....

That's cheating, that's reverse psychology you're projecting on me! Take off your poopy colored glasses sometime.