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At 2/1/15 10:45 PM, ZJ wrote: So, the question of the day is: what would you do if you saw some girl stripping at YOUR library?

Get her name and number before the cops haul her away... too many old people milling around my local library...

Why is the word 'porn' even being bandied about?! It's just her getting her fun bags out while on a laptop. And on top of that, she was no longer student there when she did it.

Oh ZJ, no need to pass along the click-baiting headline...

At 1/31/15 08:48 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:

At 1/31/15 05:43 PM, VicariousE wrote: It was the fiber optic box decoder in the basement

That is just bizarre. Glad that did the trick!

No idea why there would be a build up of digital gas in that gizmo, I'd have to guess there was some conflicting info being sent somewhere. After an hour of lag and connectivity issues after the reboot (all sites were accessible immediately), the internet access is becoming more and more consistent, so it must be some kinda quality control thing that got some misleading data.. probably from the newest device connected to it :\

At 1/31/15 08:31 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: ......I never fucking said looks are the only thing... just the first thing... and what do even mean by "go for"?

"Go for" as in, "make a play for; pursue" I guess, and to that point, I'll go for whatever chick seems single and not much older or younger than me, based more on instinct than looks. But I wouldn't continue to pursue a woman I couldn't get along with, no matter how good she might or might not look. Some personality types hook up, some don't.

eheheheheh you said "in women"
Yup, that's the name of the male game lol

At 1/26/15 09:06 AM, BrenTheMan wrote:

At 1/26/15 04:55 AM, VicariousE wrote: Sent. When you get a chance, I'd like to hear your last word/guess of my problem.

I think it's upstream from you. I wouldn't mess with anything else on your computer or you risk breaking something else.

I'm all better now, thanks so much!

It was the fiber optic box decoder in the basement, you know, the splitter thing with the battery backup? Pulled the plug and the battery, reconnected, and it seems... okay now. The wireless router seems to be the weak link (also the newest gizmo in the chain), perhaps even spitting back false data to the incoming junction box.

Is not :| A ton of stuff still works okay on a single core, it's all about the software playa

And Brentheman's right, a chip like this, can not only deal with hard radiation, and minimal power, but manage an entire space probe lol.. that makes it as reliable as a hammer.

At 1/29/15 08:44 AM, vinhbanh wrote:

At 1/26/15 03:44 PM, VicariousE wrote: Just taking a punt here, but it had 'kingdom' in the title?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/587194

its like this...BUT it is mad by armor games though

It's a long list, but if it's a game worth playing....
http://armorgames.newgrounds.com/games/

At 1/29/15 03:41 AM, Gooch wrote: I took a few-year hiatus from Newgrounds myself. I'm glad I came back, though. I know the forums don't seem to be as busy as yesteryear, but I still like the interaction I have with some of the users on here, most notably, @JosefEliasson and @VicariousE .

I still find it scary to post in the BBS, but I'm trying.

At 1/25/15 08:12 AM, ForNoReason wrote: I am rarely regular in my old age it seems.

Damn, I hit the head within 15 minutes of waking up, no need to carry the little brown ones around all day :\

I seen my asshole, in mid air, while a 49cc Honda trike passed over my head. The back right tire caught a 4" cut sapling near the top of this little hill, just as I was adjusting for the turn upon landing... didn't get that far. Really glad the thing landed softly along side me, barely even twinged myself after the landing.

I didn't expect to see my rear end that way :| Guess I really didn't, until I was looking at myself in the mirror, wiping and sand and silt off my gob... now there was the real asshole

At 1/27/15 10:54 PM, 24901miles wrote: Atlease she learnt ya goods n propa! Now'n youse a real stand up lad aye? Trow't they sayin? "It be dem ends what justificate them damn means!"

Ah, here's an anecdote: my Pop said a guy from the local outdoor auction, was stopping by for a few watermelon we grew. Pop swore up and down that this 6' 2" African American gent, with a killer ZZ Top beard, could break a watermelon over his knee, splitting it perfectly. Then he could eat the half, without any juice getting on his beard; a no utensils, high bug count kinda proposition...

Properly nice fellow. Of course my Pop had to request he show me, and that put him off his stride slightly, but shure and beggorah, he split that almost round melon and ate it, without narry a mess. The ones with the pits taste way much better. I met a busboy who said he always ate the seeds :p But that's another anecdote, to which I can't have seen.

I get that last bit right, 24901miles?

At 1/27/15 10:37 PM, 24901miles wrote:

At 1/27/15 10:35 PM, VicariousE wrote: It's a colloquialism, don't be so bloody anal mon. I was gonna post this as a response, but I'm one letter off. Sue me.

You're is a colloquialism!

Yes, and that is sad, I agree... thank goodness I had an English teacher in 8th grade who nailed the Top 20 grammatical mistakes. She admitted in September, she was only doing this, because someone was leaning on her |: How's that for dedication to the betterment of our young?

At 1/27/15 10:24 PM, 24901miles wrote: The most fucked up thing I HAVE seen is the persistence of the grammatically incorrect slang use of the past participle form of "to see", the word "seen", in sentences wherein the past tense form "saw" should be used.

It's a colloquialism, don't be so bloody anal mon. I was gonna post this as a response, but I'm one letter off. Sue me.

At 1/27/15 10:19 PM, Gergaloth wrote: I watched a guy talk about how much he hates his life, and how he can't get off heroin, while he was shooting up, and started crying while he nodded off. Even though he felt like heaven.

You got me there, that is fucked up. I have a close family member on horse, it's terrible stuff, soul stealing poison, especially if it finds a willing soul, one that can't truly change

In 2nd grade, this army brat, who should've been in 7th grade (paperwork fuck up), used to get a pool going. The bet? He'd eat anything edible you put in front of him - he'd mix up kids lunches with orange juice and milk, cranberry sauce and worse, then shovel it down. It was a good hustle, and us kids bought into it, hoping for his death lol

I saw a (what we called 'retarded', back in the day) kid eat gypsy moth caterpillars, and not just a few of them :| First time I saw him eating bugs (a few feet from a Superfund site), he was crunching a beetle, apparently his 2 or 3rd of the day. But those caterpillars did keep him home for a few days, then he just stuck to flying bugs and moths |:

Looking back, I'd say he was quite autistic, like in the YouTube vids, potentially violent as well. This was all in the 4th grade, somewhere around 1980. Between 1970 and 1980, some nasty chemical must've entered our disposable culture... and it's -still- causing autism. All hail the petrochemical industrial complex, not

I saw a video of co-worker, in an anchor store's emergency exit, doddering along. Then he stopped halfway, looked left, looked right, then slowly took his willy out, and pissed on the wall O_o Old fool knew there were cameras there, but since he got away with it twice before... Loved hearing the bollixing he got from the supervisor, twas epic shrillness >:)

Funny thing is, he tracked his own piss towards the exit - drunks have no self respect...

I seen a kitten sitting behind the rear wheel of my Pop's dump truck... he reversed before I could stop him or shoo the cat away. Was a terrible thing to watch as the truck slowly crept back, and me thinking there was hope afterwards. Living things can become such a terrible mess

At 1/26/15 07:37 PM, Luis wrote:

At 1/26/15 07:27 PM, MindChamber wrote: Really bummed I missed out..seriously hope some body filmed it!

Yea same here. Good to see familiar faces and new faces pop up and represent the site. This sort of festival seems to suit NG the best out of all the ones we've done in the past i think. Feels like its small enough to not be overwhelming like Comic Con but not small enough to feel ghetto like Big Apple Con that one year.

That would've been nice to know beforehand :\ I consider NG a force unto itself... just hope there's some sort of meet-up in the near future, preferably at the NG offices or at least nearby. So it was a cozy event, eh? The event schedule seemed kinda low brow, to an old, unproducing goat like me, but I trust the attendees transcended that, and useful discourse did take place...

At 1/26/15 11:18 AM, TheGoldenMonty wrote: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 80-100 years to kill us?

Well, oxidation is not a good thing in cells, in fact it's been suggested that cancer surgery can spread in an oxygen field... but yeah, anti-oxidants r gud

My science teacher said he thinks that's true actually.

It's the Fukashima thing in Japan |: Unless there's a huge international push to clean and move the hot stuff, the radioactive gases will intensify and spread and concentrate in the Northern hemisphere, then head South towards the end of the 21 century.
Good timing (lol), since Earth's EM field is very weak and due to reverse soon :( Odds are very high we're gonna get cooked (galactic/solar burst of energy), so head for one of those newly discovered underground cities/catacombs, that have been popping up worldwide lately. If it hits, there isn't going to be much notice to get to ground.

Yeah this is pretty much exactly whats going on. It's why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it's non toxic, just setting you on fire.

Spot on, O2 is damn useful, but heavily compartmentalized in the bloodstream, with a few exceptions I'm sure

the fuck, I'm not even pre med don't listen to my take on pop science

At 1/26/15 09:06 AM, BrenTheMan wrote:

At 1/26/15 04:55 AM, VicariousE wrote: Sent. When you get a chance, I'd like to hear your last word/guess of my problem.

I think it's upstream from you. I wouldn't mess with anything else on your computer or you risk breaking something else.

I agree, it's like one or two key servers just aren't playing fair... but it is a failure in the DNS system, isn't it?

At 1/26/15 07:56 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Have you considered that it may be the Dongle you're using.

It's an off the shelf wifi radio/dongle, with no affiliation to any service provider. I've got the same problem with both my old and new computer. So it's like Bren says, it's not a problem I can fix at my end, and since my name isn't on the ISP bill... it's just a very odd collection of sites I can't get to. Only lost one place in the medals race so far :(

I'm half thinking someone hacked the local node lol, or the data it's sending back to the ISP, is plain wrong... if that's the case, I won't get normal service until the thing blows, and gets replaced.

Just taking a punt here, but it had 'kingdom' in the title?

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  Kingdom Rush by Ironhidegames

  The kingdom is under attack! Defend your realm against the hordes of evil!

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At 1/25/15 08:14 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: There hasn't been any real news lately. No Throwback Thursdays, or Best of the Weeks anyways...

I'm sure he'll post it when he's back from MAGFist, looks like we'll be good and snowed in Tuesday.
Good catch though, I guess once he's done with a full year of these, he can just add a few.... oi, what happened to audio wednesday (or whatever it was called)? At least http://xenogenocide.newgrounds.com/ came back, that's a blessing :)

You know what? Fuck Newgrounds on a Friday night - if you can get out of the house and find chicks, that's what you do. Friday night is a universal find-a-warm-body time folks, get your tank turret out there, and pick a target.

At 1/21/15 07:04 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: You can click the icon on the upper left hand of the CMD window, then click mark. Then click and drag your cursor over the text you want copied, then right click the selected text and click copy. Then paste that to me.

Sent. When you get a chance, I'd like to hear your last word/guess of my problem. I'd try Opera, but I can't get to their download page, maybe I should dig around one of my HD's for an older version.... is this a massive breakdown of the DNS?

It's almost 2 weeks and I'm considering backing out of the top medal earners thread entirely, not that I've had much time lately..

At 1/25/15 07:58 AM, DURANDAL23 wrote: a huge spruce tree beside this house, pretty funny tryin to use a garden hose to fight the fire before the firetruck came

4 years ago, a drunk driver was doing over a hundred MPH, when he slammed on the brakes, near an intersection where I live. Cops said he was doing about 50 when he hit the telephone pole, I saw it right after he hit it, then he started screaming. :p

The kicker is, the on-line transformer blew and caught the beautiful pine tree on fire. It died, then the power company cut it down. So friggin' pissed the drunk got more attention, than the fire consuming my property. Firefighters didn't spray it till after the guy was locked up, and the cars were towed away - 45 minutes! Bet if it was a firefighter's tree....

I got another 3 DUI just-outside-my-fucking-door stories... keep talking kids, you're barely entertaining me
except for Ornery

Seeing my mother die. When a person dies, the skin turns a terrible pale, rather quickly, something you never see in movies.

At 1/25/15 01:48 AM, ornery wrote:

I dont blame her at all, but that sad rage was a unique sight coming from a young kid.

I guess that's why funeral rights were different over a 100 years ago, it gave everyone some closure, to the point of macabre :\

I seen a guy get stabbed to death, thankfully at a distance.
I seen a 300 pound guy in a 500 dollar suit, slip on fresh floor wax, heard the crack of his coccyx :p
I seen a 60 year old drunk stop walking, then fall completely on his face, nose was pretty badly busted up. (coworker lol)
Also saw a huge ass gas main fire on Route 18 North one night, while taking someone home... we wondered why it was warm out, and there was this really late day glow outside.

there's more, sad to say

Also, I don't count videos as 'fucked up things you seen', but if you want to list them, it might as well be towards the end |:
Yeah, someone mentioned the Bud Dwier shooting (old B/W video of an old politician popping his dome with a snub nosed revolver, after a speech). Also, the video and news 9/11, which differs from the news afterwards :\ though I did see the plume IRL from my house..

At 1/23/15 08:19 AM, PartyAssasin wrote: At 1/23/15 08:15 AM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote

Have you played games on Ng before?
Do you have flash installed?
What web browser are you using? What version?

1. no
2.yes
3,firefox and the version idk

In Firefox if you click Help, choose About Firefox, and that will tell you what version number you're using.
Also, what company does your internet (maybe I'm not the only one problems with Verizon's FIOS)?
Are you able to view movies and listen to music here at NG, or are they acting like games?

At 1/23/15 09:00 AM, OneWhoListens wrote:

At 1/23/15 08:35 AM, ForNoReason wrote: names

Exciting! I'd have hoped more people than that would be interested in joining, though :/

I was hoping for some more Canadian chicks, a lot of them Livestream their work anyways, oh well.
Hopefully my voice clips will be cut up to sound as legit as possible, was kind of a last minute brain fart that I didn't record sooner.

At 1/22/15 07:15 AM, TheGoldenMonty wrote: I don't think this is the place for medical issues...

The Med Thread would've been prefect, but it kinda died from being ignored to death.

I had a rash on my sack as a kid, had to let some old doc paw at it O_O - it was likely from too much/different washing machine detergent. This past fall, I had a chigger bite on my scrotus, and it's only now not starting to itch :\ Sooo, be careful what sand you sit on.

Most local towns have food pantries and churches that will feed you, if that's what it takes, then that's what it takes.
A century ago, you could go door-to-door and ask/beg for food, because Americans help each other out. As far as other costs, be frugal |: learn to trade for what you need.

I've been having problems too, though it seems my ISP isn't connecting to the NG API, which is on another server (castle lol)

Have you tried refreshing the page? Updating your browser and Flash as well?
Actually, if you have a problem, please make a post in Where is/How to - General is just for idle conversation....