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Author Search Results: 'Vance'

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Topic: 13 Still Living

Posted: 09/19/06 03:47 AM

Forum: General

I love you.


92.

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Topic: I turned water into wine

Posted: 09/18/06 12:45 PM

Forum: General

Haha.


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Topic: I fucking stood ontop of water

Posted: 09/18/06 12:44 PM

Forum: General

Yeah, it's tough standing up but I think I got the hang of it. You need to lean back, knees bent, and use your arms to pull yourself up. Then when the boat has enough speed and you'll be gliding accross the water. It's alot of fun I recommend everyone to try it.


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Topic: I fucking stood ontop of water

Posted: 09/18/06 12:30 PM

Forum: General

At 9/18/06 12:27 PM, Invaderchris wrote: Don't know where that is. I go water skiing all the time. The first time I got up and could go past the wakes.

It was tough for me, I had some old school skis on that were pieces of shit. I got up the first time rode for a good 45 seconds and then was exhausted. I got back in the boat let me buddy give it a go, and then I went back out again, rode for a good 30 seconds and was exhausted again.

Do you live in so cal?


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Topic: I fucking stood ontop of water

Posted: 09/18/06 12:25 PM

Forum: General

So yesterday, I went water skiing for the first time. That shit is tough, took me 3 tries to stand up for the first time, but that first time you stand up and glide accross the water is the best. I had alot of fun, and to go ontop of that I was baked out of my mind too. Went to lake Piru out here in southern California, anyone know where that is?


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Topic: Im F*cked

Posted: 09/15/06 10:14 PM

Forum: General

At 9/15/06 10:11 PM, Crossofdevil wrote: My dads coming on to me again like when i was 13 years old

...Uhhh, anyone else catch this?


97.

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Topic: free ipod wtf

Posted: 09/12/06 05:40 PM

Forum: General

You got fucking owned by NG.


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Topic: what the crap is wrong

Posted: 09/10/06 08:07 PM

Forum: General

You don't need to show it to the sig makers you just need common sense.

www.imageshack.us upload the sig there and I'll tell you what's wrong with it.


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Topic: The reason I hate a good anime...

Posted: 09/10/06 04:24 AM

Forum: General

At 9/10/06 04:22 AM, TheBloodBath wrote: Because I didn't want it to end, like someone wouldn't want their mom to die.

Well, everything starts and ends... like my sex with your mother! Oh I burned you bitch!


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Topic: ShitOnAStick

Posted: 09/08/06 06:54 PM

Forum: General

At 9/8/06 06:53 PM, StainedClass wrote: PM him don't waste a thread like that!

YEAH JUST PM HIM!


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Topic: Mind of mencia.. :(

Posted: 09/07/06 06:50 PM

Forum: General

he's half mexican.


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Topic: First time drinking?

Posted: 09/07/06 06:37 PM

Forum: General

First time I ever drank? or got drunk?

First time I ever drank i was around 10.
i got drunk when i was 11, good times then.


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Topic: Alright assholes

Posted: 09/07/06 06:32 PM

Forum: General

At 9/7/06 06:25 PM, -Orange- wrote: And take pride in the fact that you don't risk STDS and babies just to get 5 minutes of pleasure.

Haha that's the lamest thing I've ever heard.


104.

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Topic: OMG so fuckin sad

Posted: 09/07/06 06:09 PM

Forum: General

You're an emo bitch go cry someplace else.


105.

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Topic: Back Pain

Posted: 09/07/06 02:51 PM

Forum: General

Yeah dude I have the same exact problem, it's a bitch and it does hurt.


106.

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Topic: So, I almost died yesterday

Posted: 09/05/06 02:34 AM

Forum: General

At 9/5/06 02:04 AM, head2toewinner wrote: Why would you go through all that trouble to go to point dooom just to get high. Why didn't you just stay in your back yard like normal people.

we actually went there for the walk, we stayed there for the bud.


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Topic: Counter-Strike anyone?

Posted: 09/05/06 12:15 AM

Forum: General

At 9/5/06 12:15 AM, siranco wrote:
At 9/5/06 12:13 AM, DigDugz wrote: Source or 1.6?
More importantly, VAC or Non-VAC?

some dipshot got me banned from Valve-Anti-Cheat servers.

YYYYYEAAAAAH that's what they all say

Source or 1.6 i'll own both


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Topic: So, I almost died yesterday

Posted: 09/04/06 11:51 PM

Forum: General

At 9/4/06 11:50 PM, -TheFaces wrote: Ya know... with a name like "Point Doom" you would think people would be smart enough to avoid it... but NO!!!

It's actually a place that gets alot of traffic by mountain climbers and hikers, we were just on the back part of the rock.


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Topic: So, I almost died yesterday

Posted: 09/04/06 11:43 PM

Forum: General

TLDR warning. (sorta)

Alright, it all started at 11AM when me and my buddy got the idea to go to the beach, we went with his uncle and got there at about 1PM..

So we get there the waves aren't much, kind'a bored and we look down the coast and see a huge rock (a cliff more like it) called "Point Doom"

CUE THE SPOOKY MUSIC

we say fuck it and walk down there, it's about a mile and half walk but we bust the mission anyways. we finally get to the rock and climb up the trail, we're looking for a place to blaze and he says "i know a spot on the other side of the rock", on the way to the spot his uncle says "no we can't go there, the trail's all washed away".

we say fuck it, and go anyway... we get there and it's the SIDE of a CLIFF, with like a 150FT drop on to these jagged rocks with waves crashing on them, my buddy crosses just by jumping over, his uncle throws his towel to him and used him to pull him accross, like a rope...

and then it's was turn, i couldn't stop looking down at that horrible death below me... my friend threw me the towel and said he wouldn't let me fall, i grabbed it and took my first step out onto the side of the cliff, and then my second... my foot started sliding on the second step, i panicked and dropped the towel. So here I am hanging on the side of a cliff, with both my feet sliding and the only thing keeping me supported and straight up is a rock that i'm clinging to with my index finger and thumb, my foot caught some traction and i took the third step to saftey...

I MADE IT... holy shit i almost shit my pants, but before i could stop and check myself for stains i realized that i had to do it AGAIN on the way back...

we smoke a few bowls and i'm really high for the second pass, i watched my friend do it, did exactly what he did and sort'a just jumped across in one smooth motion. i think being high helped me focus on what i was doing, and not worry about the drop below.

and that's it, on the way back we got a ticket for tresspassing so that sucks.

sorry if anything was unclear and/or there was alot of typo's, as i was high when i wrote this.


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Topic: Fuckin Free Breadsticks!

Posted: 08/31/06 03:54 AM

Forum: General

Lucky bastard.

(The breadstick part, not the working at dominos part)


111.

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Topic: G.m.v.o.b.t.l.l.s.

Posted: 08/31/06 02:24 AM

Forum: General

Stupid thread inspired by a stupid song.


112.

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Topic: I need help getting a girl.

Posted: 08/30/06 04:02 PM

Forum: General

Yeah i wanna know why you don't want anyone to know.


113.

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Topic: So I Started Drinking Today

Posted: 08/29/06 04:37 AM

Forum: General

At 8/29/06 03:59 AM, siranco wrote: Yup so now I'm a drinker, at the ripe ol' age of 15.

Just because you're a lightweight and get fucked up off a couple'a shots doesn't mean you're a "drinker".


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Topic: Youtube.

Posted: 08/28/06 04:24 PM

Forum: General


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Topic: In a odd mood

Posted: 08/28/06 04:20 PM

Forum: General

Capitalize on it, go out live your life get off of the computer.


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Topic: Columbine Video

Posted: 08/28/06 03:44 PM

Forum: General

Damn that's some fucked up shit man, it was like a movie, seeing those kids try to run and seeing them get shot in the back...

I wish there really was a hell, so those fuckers could rot in it.


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Topic: myspace, spread the hate

Posted: 08/28/06 02:51 PM

Forum: General

At 8/28/06 02:49 PM, sick-n-twisted wrote: These are the kinds of things that really f*ck up mega sites.

How would that page fuck up myspace?

It would just get deleted.


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Topic: youtube is pissing me off

Posted: 08/27/06 10:59 PM

Forum: General

yeah it was running slow earlier when i used it.


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Topic: Crickets: Natures perfect beast

Posted: 08/25/06 03:50 AM

Forum: General

I went up to Oregon and heard ZERO crickets while I was up there, down here in cali you'll hear hundreds all going at the same time, you learn to tune them out. however, when you have the windows all closed up and there's just ONE inside your house, that fucker will drive you nuts.

g'luck finding the lil bastard.


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Topic: Did you ever...

Posted: 08/21/06 04:42 PM

Forum: General

At 8/21/06 04:28 PM, MonoPotassium wrote: this one.

What the hell is that


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