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Author Search Results: 'Valjylmyr'

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Topic: Who is the Biggest Nerd?

Posted: 12/03/09 09:34 PM

Forum: General

At 12/3/09 09:32 PM, BullCut wrote:
At 12/3/09 09:30 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: Way to give one fact about you and a mini-paragraph about him. How about equal information on both of you?
Honestly, that was all the info he could come up with about why I was a bigger nerd.

Yes, but you mentioned his weight. I'm failing to understand how weight falls into the nerd category. I have a friend who's skinny as fuck and does nothing but play video games, and I also have a slightly overweight friend who almost never plays them.


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Topic: Assassins Creed 3?!

Posted: 12/03/09 09:32 PM

Forum: Video Games

Why are you mad? I'd love AC3. And I think 3 would take place before the memories 1 happened. If you read Lucy's emails in the original she mentioned Subject 16 had an incident with a memory in the ancient Far East. Unfortunately, not much information was given, just that a Piece was located there.


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Topic: Who is the Biggest Nerd?

Posted: 12/03/09 09:30 PM

Forum: General

Way to give one fact about you and a mini-paragraph about him. How about equal information on both of you? Because with what you've given us you're just telling everybody that he's a bigger nerd.


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Topic: Girls.

Posted: 12/03/09 09:22 PM

Forum: General

Don't worry, you're just attracted to the guy too. We all know this means you want a threesome.


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Topic: Assassins Creed 3?!

Posted: 12/03/09 09:21 PM

Forum: Video Games

I've heard it's going to take place in the Far East, which kicks Israel's and Italy's ass. Running around with a fucking katana cutting people in half.


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Topic: Is Newgrounds Corrupted

Posted: 12/03/09 09:13 PM

Forum: General

I can't find a ninth dolphin in that, all I see is buttsex and eight dolphins.


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Topic: My birthday

Posted: 12/03/09 09:11 PM

Forum: General

Nobody mentioned my birthday, why should I mention yours?

Though if you give me your address, I'll send some women's underwear your way.


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Topic: Basically Spam

Posted: 12/03/09 09:08 PM

Forum: General

At 12/3/09 09:06 PM, Canas wrote: thanks TBG we'll all just email liljim and tell him to fix the internet for us then everything will be super ty ty

This is going on my list of favorite posts.


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Topic: Aliens

Posted: 12/03/09 09:07 PM

Forum: General

Tell him to keep cutting my grass.


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Topic: Funniest Movie ever made?

Posted: 12/03/09 09:05 PM

Forum: General

I'm going with Holy Grail. It's just... it's perfection in every way.


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Topic: Admitting something about myself...

Posted: 12/03/09 09:03 PM

Forum: General

At 12/3/09 09:00 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: I've never seen The Godfather, or Fight Club, top that.

I have never seen the Godfather, Fight Club, the Grudge, or any of the original Star Trek movies.


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Topic: Ultimate Test for my Goldfish.

Posted: 12/03/09 08:59 PM

Forum: General

If you really want to train it, give it some hot sauce. It'll do cool tricks like swim sideways.


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Topic: Admitting something about myself...

Posted: 12/03/09 08:58 PM

Forum: General

I have never seen it, nor do I plan to. It just doesn't seem to be a movie that interests me. The only movies I like are fantasy/sci-fi, comedy, and the occasional historical movie.


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Topic: Some people are such...

Posted: 12/03/09 08:46 PM

Forum: General

I don't believe you. I think you just broke those glasses yourself and just jizzed on them.


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Topic: Started using iTunes

Posted: 12/03/09 08:43 PM

Forum: General

At 12/3/09 08:32 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Just wait until it fucks up and you have to re-import 19,000+ tracks.

It doesn't really take that long. I just re-imported over 32,000 songs in a few minutes. With reapplying the album artwork it's only like a 10 minute process.


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Topic: Started using iTunes

Posted: 12/03/09 08:35 PM

Forum: General

Considering iTunes is the only way to get music onto my iPod, I have to use it. Regardless, I love it. Simple to use, plus Genius has given me amazing bands.


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Topic: The best photoshop ever?

Posted: 12/02/09 09:32 PM

Forum: General

Heinrich is amazing. If I remember correctly Sunglasses was also a Photoshop god.


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Angry

Topic: The list of annoyance

Posted: 12/02/09 09:28 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 12/2/09 08:48 PM, HFR wrote:
At 12/2/09 08:45 PM, CompleteDouche wrote: So in your argument of Browser Based MMOs, you attack them all saying they all suck, then you say this one is the only good one?

You just lost the Argument my friend.
You see, thats where your wrong, there are things called exceptions, and Kingdom of Loathing is an exception due to its random awesomeness and great humour

"Rabble rabble, everything sucks, rabble rabble, except this one thing. Rabble."


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Topic: If you could get a game tattoo...

Posted: 12/02/09 09:24 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 12/2/09 09:19 PM, megamanbn6 wrote: This.

http://i47.tinypic.com/v30dh4.jpg

That.

Is.

GODLY.


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Topic: Does Royalty Marry Royalty?

Posted: 12/02/09 09:20 PM

Forum: General

I'm pretty sure royalty can marry anybody. If a queen wants to marry a lifeless mound of flesh and bones, I think she can.


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Topic: Best Star Wars game.

Posted: 12/02/09 09:11 PM

Forum: Video Games

I highly doubt anyone would say Force Unleashed, so there's no point in excluding it. My vote is for Battlefront II.


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Elated

Topic: 2012 ending?

Posted: 12/01/09 10:07 PM

Forum: General

At 12/1/09 09:59 PM, siavash wrote:
At 12/1/09 09:57 PM, Twistedsanta wrote:
I'm not going to argue. Just thought you should know that users like you are the reason I don't respect many new users.
lol like i give a monkeys? i dont even know u, u mean NOTHING to me, if u died tomorrow i wouldnt give a shit, in fact i'd propbably laugh, why the fuck would i care what some ugly internet virgin geek thinks of me? your probably some ugly loser in real life wit no social life, no good communication skills and dusnt get out much, fuckin idiot i'd kick ur ass if u were hear

I knew I've seen you somewhere before!


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Topic: Maybe Madness video game???

Posted: 12/01/09 09:57 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 12/1/09 09:24 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: Well, there is already a Madness Interactive, but it does not capture the intensity of the movies.

A really good madness game might be possible in 3D.

Wasn't there a Madness game on Consternation?


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Topic: Securing your NG account!

Posted: 12/01/09 09:52 PM

Forum: General

How about I leave my account info and email with the Newgrounds staff? That way you all can get my info back if I ever get hacked!


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Topic: Would I be considered a regular?

Posted: 12/01/09 09:51 PM

Forum: General

While on the subjects of regulars, I've often been interested in whether or not I'd be considered a regular.

Hint hint.

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Topic: 2012 ending?

Posted: 12/01/09 09:49 PM

Forum: General

At 12/1/09 09:47 PM, siavash wrote:
At 12/1/09 09:44 PM, Xavierthewarlord wrote: I'll be watching TV. Because I don't believe in 2012 shit.
you'll eat your words bitch

You're the person who thinks women can be Freemasons. You have no right to talk.

But I agree with Xavierthewarlord. I'll be watching TV.


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Topic: my sister has friends over

Posted: 11/29/09 10:04 PM

Forum: General

At 11/28/09 07:34 PM, Arclantic wrote: spongebob and other stupid kiddy shows
hey wtf im a 13 year old gamer and i have a gf shes my age im no pedo and im not an idiot or a trol
hahahaha you play on a twelve inch screen youre no gamer
and i dont play viva pinate its a really dumb game i play better games
its only 30 inches and the games are so dumb looking

Here's a list of what you could be.

A) Alt
B) Mentally unstable
C) Troll
D) 11
E) High

Take your pick of two. I'm guessing C and D.


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Topic: I killed a hooker.

Posted: 11/29/09 09:43 PM

Forum: General

At 6/21/09 11:38 PM, gibleto wrote: So right now she's sitting in my backyard naked, covered in honey.

That just made me burst out laughing.


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Topic: Gun control

Posted: 11/29/09 09:14 PM

Forum: General

At 11/29/09 04:48 PM, TylerDurden121 wrote: Guns dont kill people, uh uh, i kill people (click click), with guns (pow).

Fixed.


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Topic: I wanna travel the world

Posted: 11/28/09 05:34 PM

Forum: General

At 11/28/09 05:32 PM, awerz wrote:
At 11/28/09 05:31 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: I will on one condition:

We sleep in seperate beds.
I will only if we sleep in the same bed.

and I mean all three of us.

I'm game for that.


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