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Response to: Your "ideal" body Posted December 25th, 2009 in General

More toned, sexier ass, sexy dick. Oh, and a very clear skin, no pimples, scratches or shit like that.

Response to: Rare Beatles Record Posted December 25th, 2009 in General

I don't give a shit about your broken record.
You can burn it for all I care.

Meh.
Response to: Corrupted Profile Posted December 25th, 2009 in General

Heh. Even though I am kinda happy that bad things happen to Ecksbocks Threesixdys, I feel that you should get help with your problem, dude.
And thank god there's a help page on the Xbox site. Maybe it helps, dunno.
Link, bitch.

Response to: Need some help with airsoft battery Posted December 25th, 2009 in General

You pussy. Airsoft is for pussy bitches. Real men play KILLGUN. YEAAAHH. WITH REAL WEAPONS. Get real, son.

Hurr hurr.
Response to: photoshop my face newgrounds!!! Posted December 25th, 2009 in General

You're a bit too old for Pedobear, but ahhh, whaddafuck.

photoshop my face newgrounds!!!

Response to: Pissed Off, Someone Help? Posted December 25th, 2009 in General

Something is wrong in this thread. Isn't there like a Sony helpline or something?
Anyway, INB4 Sony haterz.

Response to: Flash Portal Search Bar Posted December 25th, 2009 in General

That search bar is very crappy. The criteria for searching stuff is very inaccurate. You'd be better of asking about the flash you're looking for on the forums rather than searching for it with the bar.

Response to: I'm sorry guys... Posted December 25th, 2009 in General

It seems so, yes.
Also, cows seem to suck people's faces off and windows aren't the same anymore.

Yeeeeaaahhh...
Response to: Merry Christmas! Posted December 25th, 2009 in NG News

I got headphones and some 300$.

Response to: tragic gift Posted December 25th, 2009 in General

That's not tragic. Tragic is the kids dying in Africa and shit like that, you know. Who gives a shit about Twilight, except Twilight-Fags?
Also, me being gay would be tragic.

Response to: Words that sound funny Posted December 25th, 2009 in General

I Google'd, this word really exists:
Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanod rimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakec hymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralek tryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosira iobaphetraganopterygon.
It's in greek or some shit.

Fuck yeah.
Response to: I was stolen from! Posted December 25th, 2009 in General

You just got pwnd by a fucking girl. Now all that's left is to suffer.

Response to: I think an UFO just hit my house Posted December 25th, 2009 in General

At 12/25/09 07:42 AM, DeIvL666 wrote: your sig says it all

That was some serious ass kicking right there.
10 points for you.

Response to: I wonder does Pimp... Posted December 25th, 2009 in General

At 12/25/09 09:38 AM, Luis wrote: Does he poop like us or is it kinda like ... different and cooler?

This and FBIPolux's responses cracked me up. Win.

Response to: how do you sleep? Posted December 24th, 2009 in General

I sleep with my dick hanging out. And with your mom by my side complementing my body.

Because I like it.
Response to: "That's so legit!" Posted December 24th, 2009 in General

Never used it. Never heard someone use it. And I don't even live under a rock.

Response to: New planet discovered - name vote Posted December 24th, 2009 in General

Name it "Cock".
Or "Dick".
Or maybe "Penis", if you like.

Hurr hurr.
Response to: Best Drink tonight? Posted December 24th, 2009 in General

Coke. Because a good Coke is always good, mm'kay?

Response to: Make the damn Audio Portal work? Posted December 24th, 2009 in General

*cough* Inb4 fix. *cough*

Yeah.
Response to: Have you noticed... Posted December 24th, 2009 in General

Who gives a shit if it's porn. Anyways, who gives a shit about other people. If you care about your crappy life, wear one of those rubbery wonders.

Response to: Kids are spoiled these days... Posted December 24th, 2009 in General

All I got was a pair of headphones and some skate stuff. Shit.
Last year I got an iPod.
Not spoiled, I guess.

Response to: Christmas Gift Ideas? Posted December 24th, 2009 in General

No to the first question. Yes to the second.

Christmas Gift Ideas? Posted December 24th, 2009 in General

What should I ask for Christmas? It's that simple. Now don't get all "you're a spoiled brat for asking that" because I'm not. I'm not even a fucking brat.
Anyway, what should I ask my parents to get me?

Discuss.
Response to: ITT: Wacom puns Posted December 24th, 2009 in General

Pac-Man goes Wacom Wacom Wacom Wacom.

Post fail.
Response to: Stealth Bombers Posted December 17th, 2009 in General

I like turtles.

Response to: Do You Like Your Name? Posted December 17th, 2009 in General

As my real name is Vlad, I don't think I really want to change it, it's pretty cool.

Response to: How many Newgrounders use... Posted December 17th, 2009 in General

I use Firefox and only Firefox, because I'm just that awesome.

Response to: Did you ever think? Posted December 17th, 2009 in General

At 12/17/09 12:45 AM, Zombified wrote: No, I can't say I've ever thought that. Pretty unique way of thinking though, if I don't say so myself.

My thoughts exactly.

Response to: At what age did you... Posted December 16th, 2009 in General

I wanked at about 9 years old. I also inhaled weed at an early age. Not anything special, though.

Response to: Its all over the floor, & my shoes! Posted December 16th, 2009 in General

You should know, the first thing I thought would be on the floor and in your mouth was ... orange syrup.
Turns out otherwise.