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Response to: Ng Needs More 'needledick' Threads Posted March 20th, 2011 in General

At 3/19/11 10:43 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote: who the fuck are you, you just signed up like 2 months ago. you literally know nothing of the bbs.

I had two other accounts before this, dude.
I created this one the day that my previous one was deleted by Wade.
1. ilikecheeseboy195
2.Colemanation

So, I'm not necessarily new lol

Response to: Best way to ruin a thread? Posted March 20th, 2011 in General

Needledick

Response to: Pimp = God Posted March 20th, 2011 in General

Hey guys, Oblivion is level 60 too... just sayin.

Also, it shows that they still have more exp to go, maybe its just to complete, but neither of the three even have half yet, so... wow.

Ng Needs More 'needledick' Threads Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

Just sayin.
Discuss your opinion

Response to: Why do girls wear high heels when.. Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

At 3/19/11 08:49 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote:
At 3/19/11 08:24 PM, HayBayBee wrote: It gives us a few inches, makes our legs look longer and more of a shape,and our asses higher.
But why do you want your asses so high!

Just a reminder that no girls like midgets

___ likes ____ Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

I thought of doing a completely original fill in thread where people get to, surprise surprise, fill in the blanks.

Basic format- __________ likes _________

First blank= Person, object, thing, etc

Second blank= person, object, thing, etc

I know its complicated, but just do it to the best of you're ability

Example: Wade Fulp likes men

(I'm only using that because he deleted my previous account x( )
So, go forth my minions.

Response to: Can everyone just stop? Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

At 3/19/11 07:55 PM, logic wrote: I doubt anyone actually believes the whole 2012 thing. If the world does end though i will be sure to try to survive and post the first '' Is anyone alive? '' thread.

And, if it doesn't happen, I want to post the first "Is anyone dead" thread

Response to: Best Fps... Posted March 19th, 2011 in Video Games

Lemme just list down a bunch of games, no actual order.

Halo Series- Kinda common sense here. The only reason most people are against Halo being a good FPS is because it doesn't have iron sights ohhh big deal

Modern Warfare 1- Lets face it; it was original at the time, and it was ACTUALLY FUN, and NOT MILKED.

Fallout 3- 1000+ hours on the game is enough.

Crysis 2- From what I've played during the demo, Crysis is pretty smooth and fun

Bioshock-So, so, so original its not even funny. Great, amazing even, story line, and, once again, fun.

Battlefield BC2- No reason just is

Response to: I Hate Stupid Americans Who Think.. Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

I believe we have become kinda like the over protective parents of the world.
Seriously. While its tough to argue that America may be the worlds leading power, we should be a little more self aware, because if we start sending in hundreds of thousands of troops into every single country, it leaves us more open for what is seemingly Invasion USA.

Basically, we should stop getting in pointless wars.

Response to: How to be a famous NGer! Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

At 3/19/11 04:34 PM, Shade wrote:
At 3/19/11 04:33 PM, UltimateSavior wrote:
At 3/19/11 04:22 PM, Shade wrote:
At 3/19/11 04:15 PM, UltimateSavior wrote: I don't want to become a famous african-amercan chap
That word is a no-no here.
hence the * :)
Even with an asterisk.

Well, maybe I could have meant nagger? As in a person that nags.

Response to: How to be a famous NGer! Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

At 3/19/11 04:22 PM, Shade wrote:
At 3/19/11 04:15 PM, UltimateSavior wrote: I don't want to become a famous african-amercan chap
That word is a no-no here.

hence the * :)

Response to: How to be a famous NGer! Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

I don't want to become a famous n*gger

Response to: where's the 4th world? Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

At 3/19/11 03:51 PM, Pickilow wrote:
At 3/19/11 03:40 PM, UltimateSavior wrote: Currently, Japan.
already done

Well that puts me in an awkward position, then.

Response to: Best '80s Hardcore Band Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

Meh, I think all 80's was fucking excellent, but really the only thing I could think up in the twelve seconds I read the OP was Judas Priest

Response to: Dear Everyone Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

I am the eggman
I am the eggman

I am the walrus

Sincerely,
A goose

Response to: Rebecca "Friday" Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

At 3/19/11 04:12 AM, Yert wrote: You people really care that she's popular? Is this affecting your daily lives, or are you all jumping in front of it and making it bother you?

Actually, funny story, but yesterday nearly everyone in my school was making references insulting her.

Response to: where's the 4th world? Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

Currently, Japan.

Response to: Rebecca "Friday" Posted March 18th, 2011 in General

Honestly, over %9000 of ARK's shit they conjure up is facinatingly shitty.

In fact, I bet they're formed of a bunch of pedos

Response to: Sony is no longer safe Posted March 18th, 2011 in Video Games

Holy moses, these people are fucking geniuses.

Response to: My First Acting Youtube Vid >:) Posted March 18th, 2011 in General

Meh.
Better than any of my videos.

And I'm not just saying that because I don't have any videos.

Response to: Apple Hates Flash Posted March 17th, 2011 in General

At 3/17/11 07:57 PM, Scarface wrote: Apple hates fucking anything that costs them a cent. That's why Limewire got shut down, because that fucking tool Steve Jobs needed even more money. They'll gouge you for every cent you have, with apps, songs, ringtones, ect.

I sense microsoft

Response to: Apple Hates Flash Posted March 17th, 2011 in General

I sense foul play

Favorite Lyrics Posted March 13th, 2011 in General

So there I was thinking up the most original ideas for threads. Among the uniquely brilliant ideas of "Ass vs Tits", "I had sex", "Favorite color", and the numerous photoshop this threads was Favorite Lyrics.

So, I ask you, what are your favorite lyrics in a song?

Response to: I Can Predict The Future Posted March 13th, 2011 in Video Games

Ok, so, lets see what Modern Warfare 3 is up against.
Skyrim
Saints Row 3
Batman A. City
Possibly another Assassins Creed
Battlefield 3
Crysis 2
Duke Nukem Forever
Halo CE remake
EVARY FUCKIN' GAME NINTENDO COMES OUT WITH (lolz)

Most of those aren't in series that have games released every year.

Also, looks like Homefront got some good reviews so far, so meh.
Nice OP, though.

Response to: Modern Warfare 3 Hoax Posted March 13th, 2011 in Video Games

At 3/13/11 03:29 PM, Optimisticperson wrote: Ah, I love fucking with people. Alright, good game.

Um... what.

Response to: Goodie, first reviews of Homefront Posted March 13th, 2011 in Video Games

"I was not disappointed that the story was short; I was disappointed that I couldn't spend more time in the Homefront universe"

That, my good friends, is a good sign for THQ. It'll leave us satisfied yet wanting more.

Response to: So in the world of Black Ops.. Posted March 8th, 2011 in Video Games

Treyarch fucked up while naming the weapon types, they accidentally switched "Assault Rifles" and "Sniper Rifles" in development and were to lazy to change it.

Assault riffle accuracy > sniper rifle accuracy

Response to: Why do you guys hate JB so much? Posted March 4th, 2011 in General

I don't like his songs, but thats not really surprising since I believe the 60's 70's and 80's were the greatest decades for music ever.
In fact, the only thing I'm jealous of is that nearly every girl in the US would to anything to bang him. Would I trade places with him? No, because if I were in his shoes I wouldn't be attracted to girls, because he's gay.
Lol.
Basically, the main reason is that people think that he's an overreaction. And, well, he is.

Response to: Damn Backspace Posted March 3rd, 2011 in General

At 3/2/11 08:30 PM, camobch0 wrote: This is like, the thread of the year.

WTF is this I don't even.
Also, thanks guys for the info, however atm i am too lazy to do it so yeah

Damn Backspace Posted March 2nd, 2011 in General

Ok, so EV-A-RY time I'm playing some random flash game on NG, and it requires you to type something, I'm always forgetting that the delete button goes back a page, loosing all your progress. Sure this isn't really too painful but SERIOUSLY? I'm a shitty speller and in fact it probably took me five minutes to type up to this point, so i make use of the Backspace button. You could say I fondle it thats how much I touch it.
Ok my rant is done kthxbai