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PM Me please Posted March 31st, 2011 in General

I'm bored, and i see this as an community activity, rather than spam.

Ok im just an attention whorse.

Response to: Did I catch her red handed? Posted March 31st, 2011 in General
At 3/31/11 08:30 PM, MightyJackHammer wrote: Someones' just a bit paranoid.

Trust me, I went through the same ordeal. I thought it was alright, and BAM.

Don't trust, question.

Response to: Ask a high guy. Posted March 31st, 2011 in General

what is high feel like? I no ever been high.

Dats my second question

Response to: Great April fools day Posted March 31st, 2011 in General

damnit, do I have amnesia again?

Response to: Did I catch her red handed? Posted March 31st, 2011 in General

OMG DUDE YOUR FUCKED.

This happened to me one time, I thought that it was alright, then my gf broke up with me and moved on to him! DONT TRUST HER, OR HIM. PROTIP.

I'm sorry that you're going through the exact same thing i did... dont be a fool like i was.

D:

Response to: Ask a high guy. Posted March 31st, 2011 in General

Is the troll chasing you through a forest?

Response to: Fell down the stairs Posted March 31st, 2011 in General
At 3/31/11 08:18 PM, Lemmiwinks91 wrote: I flew forward and smashed my crown jewels against the post on the corner

Well, at least it wasn't your family jewls!

Now got a icepack on my balls.

oh

Response to: Give Me April Fools Ideas Posted March 31st, 2011 in General
At 3/31/11 07:58 PM, Squidbit wrote: Those aren't even April fool's jokes. You fool people on April fool's, not make them eat nasty shit and shoot ketchup all over them. That just makes you look like a dick. The point is to make the other person look like a fool, hence the name.

DEN HALP

Response to: Give Me April Fools Ideas Posted March 31st, 2011 in General

I forgot to mention that neither of those are original :/

Help me.

Give Me April Fools Ideas Posted March 31st, 2011 in General

So, I'm an unintelligent duck, and can not muster the creativity and balls to think of something really funny and free that would be awesome.

Currently, I'm thinking of filling a bunch of oreos with tooth paste, and putting ketchup under the toilet seats so when people sit on them, the ketchup bag will squirt on their legs.

Response to: Justin Bieber's hair. Posted March 30th, 2011 in General

Girl- OMG ITS JUSTIN BIEBERS SCAB HE PICKED OFF

ebay- $100,000,000,000,000

Girl- *buys*

sadly.

Response to: Favorite Biblical Verse? Posted March 29th, 2011 in General

threads been working, so bump

Response to: Favorite Biblical Verse? Posted March 27th, 2011 in General
At 3/27/11 10:28 PM, Atheist-Messiah wrote: "And I will take away my hand, and thou shalt see my backparts." (Exodus 33:23)

Quote from thy lord.

Your name is so fucking great

Favorite Biblical Verse? Posted March 27th, 2011 in General

A simple question, since everyone has read the bible, in its entirety

Response to: So theres this girl... Posted March 27th, 2011 in General

i have nothing else to contribute so i like turtles

Response to: So theres this girl... Posted March 27th, 2011 in General

Shit, I meant there was... now this is gonna blow your mind... TWO girls, yes two.

So theres this girl... Posted March 27th, 2011 in General

thats in my math class.

Just thought it be interesting for you to know that im not in an all boys math class.

Response to: Need help translating into Chinese Posted March 27th, 2011 in General

I have spent countless years studying in my basement with a team of highly educated scientists and I have concluded...

CHING CHANG CHONG

Response to: Friend whose grammar is, well... Posted March 26th, 2011 in General

i dun haz n opnon to la z

Response to: No season 2 for Symbionic Titan. Posted March 26th, 2011 in General

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW71JI6AZ UA

Why OP doesn't want it to be cancelled.

Response to: the fuck is with this guy's mugshot Posted March 23rd, 2011 in General

Holy DUCK FUCK.
That looks like some sort of fucking bird-man fuck shit frankenstein shit!

Response to: I bought COD 4. Posted March 23rd, 2011 in Video Games
At 3/23/11 04:50 PM, Asperchu wrote:
At 3/23/11 04:40 PM, LulzCal wrote: What actually do you hate about it apart from it being boring? I though CoD 4 had a great campaign, unfortunately CoD games have gone severely downhill now.
I hate how the guns have no weight
How it's not fun to play
How there's always some faggy kid with a name like xXL33T5N1P3RXx

Have you played the campaign?
Its really good man.

CoD 4, sadly, was the turning point for the CoD series, a turn for the slightly worse. I mean, I believe that CoD 4 was the best entry in the series so far, and I'm waiting for IW or whats left of it to end the "Modern Warfare" series with a bang, and a good one with that.

Anal Seepage Posted March 21st, 2011 in General

Sounds pretty gross, and tasty.

Any other gross and tasty words?
(DO NOT SAY MY MOM)

Response to: Ass Sweat Posted March 21st, 2011 in General

You're probably going through the side effects that comes with quitting the drug, like flash backs and shit. No biggie. My ass sweats all the time, however this is only after a considerable and pleasurable masturbation experience

Response to: Theres this sexist kid Posted March 21st, 2011 in General

Wait... wait...
So you're a girl?

OMG CAN I HAZ FONE NUMBAR AND NEAKED PICKS PLEASE LOLOLOL

Response to: Biggest gaming disappointments Posted March 20th, 2011 in Video Games

Borderlands.
Yuck.

Response to: Happy Belated Birthday Colin Posted March 20th, 2011 in General
At 3/20/11 01:08 PM, JTS wrote: Most sarcastic birthday thread I've ever seen.

;-; How could you say something like that I mean all I did was have sexual intercourse with a deceased baby

Response to: What Makes You Want A User Change Posted March 20th, 2011 in General

I've had two accounts before
One, I was a little kid and did shit decisions so i made a new account and
that account got deleted so
here I am

Response to: Ng Needs More 'needledick' Threads Posted March 20th, 2011 in General
At 3/20/11 12:57 PM, Bees wrote: Oh fuck yes, Needledick was hilarious

Needledick

Happy Belated Birthday Colin Posted March 20th, 2011 in General

There, are you fucking happy?
As we all know, Colin is a much loved, etc user on NG, and somehow we screwed up and forgot his birthday was yesterday. Please have pity on us kthxbai

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