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Ok so my Xbox is obviously going through its period. I've had it since 2009, and it hasn't gone through anything bad, like red ring. But, when I put game disks in the tray, for some fucking reason, it won't let me play. Hell, the game doesn't even show up. It just says "Close Tray", "Reading", then "Open Tray" with the disk symbol, like there isn't a game in there. So, how the hell am I supposed to fix this? Its never happened before, and I can't play ANY games, so its not just like one game. Help me. Please.

IDK what to do after "Reenter"

when i saw that picture i

JIZZED
IN
MAH PANTS

God wears a shirt, but does God wear pants?

Amidoinitrite

At 4/20/11 02:55 PM, Necrodeath wrote:

At 4/20/11 09:07 AM, UltimateSavior wrote: I think Halo is a silent fps person, although he's a pretty cool guy, eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.

Artyom in Metro 2033, just to throw a name out.

Also Jack in Bioshock.

Both Master Chief and Jack talk. What were you thinking?

I think Necrodeath is a pretty cool guy, eh critics me and DOESNT AFRAID OF ANYTHING

I only really said MC for joke reasons, but Jack doesn't talk inside the game, only during the loading screens, and that doesn't count really.

I'd just be her pimp.

Probably make a facebook status

A small excerpt from some shit going through my mind...

Blood. All he could see was blood. Even with his senses rapidly fading, he could hear the echoes of screams, not just of his fellow soldiers, but of children. Horrible, horrible screams. Single shots... ending each and every one of them.
Broken. Useless. Beat down. A man once champion, the savior of billions, he that has carried the whole of Humanity on his shoulders, now one of the fallen, the damned, the defeated. Yet not forgotten.
With what took nearly all of his strength, he wiped the blood, and there he saw them. Dozens of nuclear mushrooms, in the distance, some not so far away. Invading helicopters flying above. Turning his head, he noticed another soldier, still alive, not in as much pain. Maybe he could finish the mission, pass the heavy burden on. The man known as Colonel Dustin Churchill, could finally pass on the torch. He heard footsteps behind him, it was then he knew what to do.

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Yeah, was going to expand on it at the time, but, was, just, too, lazy.
If theres the rare chance that you want to make a flash based off this, because you're too lazy to come up with something, and haven't seen any of the great writings NG has to offer, go ahead, but just give a little nod to me, okay?

Just saying this because this has happened to someone before, where they weren't given credit.

-Savior

I think Halo is a silent fps person, although he's a pretty cool guy, eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.

Artyom in Metro 2033, just to throw a name out.

Also Jack in Bioshock.

People in my sisters grade (5th) are giving the middle fingers already, and one boy told her "My dick just exploded", and I'm like LOL U FIF GRADER RASCALLIAN

At 4/19/11 07:24 PM, majormario wrote: This thread has been done before. Try using the search function at the bottom of the forums to see if your thread has already been done.

"I know this has been done before probably a zillion times,"

Numb nuts.

At 5/29/10 11:25 PM, djmrules wrote: What is she like 14?

Shes only seventeen,, ohhhhhh

At first I thought it was a shopped midget face on there, but no.

Not completely butter face but you get the idea

I know this has been done before probably a zillion times, but I'm playing the original Bioshock for the hundreth time, and I always enjoy the opening quote:

"They told me, Son, you're special. You were born to do great things.

You know what?

They were right."

It just bleeds badassity.
I also enjoy the "War, war never changes" quote from Fallout, as it sets the tone perfectly for the games.

So, I ask you, what are your favorite quotes?

Huh.

What happened to that "Unfunny n unoriginal" comment?

Oh welz.

"Wow, you are great!"

Thats what she said.

It itches

I'm holding a contest because my ass is itching. Hard. Everyone on the site will be splitting up into teams; guys, you're shirts, everyone else, skins.

The goal is to scratch my itchy ass, and whoever scratches my ass the best is the winner, along with their team.

Whatever team wins receives my dearest gratitude, which is like eight thousand nine hundred ninety nine gold medals.

The individual that scratches my ass the best wins a bajillion $'s. Sorta.

Now, this is no easy task. My ass is a hard ass to plea-
wait.
shit.

My ass is a, um, uh, my ass is an ass which whenever it has an itch is rough to make it go away. There will be at least two weeks planning by each team, with techniques involved and plans as well. If you wish for a base in which your team formulates these plans, then you will all have to at least pay $100 each for me to give you one.

GO, my minions, the itch is burning ever so more with each tick of the clock!

do it then post pics.

Wait until you're fifteen, when you're old enough.

At 4/18/11 05:10 PM, VenetianChemistry wrote:

At 4/18/11 05:07 PM, UltimateSavior wrote: When I die I want it to be at some hot chicks "slumber party" with about six other hot chicks, and I want to be smothered by boobies. That is the only way.
Age/Gender: 15, Male

yeah that sounds about right

I JERK OFF ALL DAY

At 4/18/11 04:59 PM, EpicFail wrote: Who cares? Regardless the result is the same.
I die.

And then you respawn, as is the circle of life.

I would choose none of those.

When I die I want it to be at some hot chicks "slumber party" with about six other hot chicks, and I want to be smothered by boobies. That is the only way.

Since roughly 75% of these would have been about talking to girls, if I had not posted that as a notification, that would have been quite the thread ruiner. But since I stated 75% of them would have been talking to girls, people are going to try and prove me wrong, hence the "would have been", in which case my plan worked.

Typing that was pretty awkward.

At 4/18/11 04:54 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

I am not thankful for much but I thank Jesus every day that I have had an interesting enough life where I can tell stories that aren't insanely fucking boring.

Lol, seems appropriate.

Anyways ninjas.

At 4/18/11 03:27 PM, semeieseed wrote:

At 4/18/11 03:17 PM, Wolfos wrote: Which is why I propose aliens as the solution for global warming!

Genius good sir!

Well I lol'fd.

Contributing back to the main story, at the time of this life changing event, I heard one of the druggies in my class saying how they're going to a farm to get some meth over spring break, I'm like "____" because i didn't say anything, there fore nothing to put in the quotes.

Also I think I have discovered the picture for my front cover for my award winning novel turned movie turned crappy videogame spin off, but is only going to be used for the novel because I don't think I've seen a movie based off an award winning novel based off a true story using the same front image, usually its a different thing but oh well here it is

So, as some of you may or may not know, cow's make methane. I learned this in my Science class last Thursday. Why I am telling you this now I dunno.

So, anyway, my teach is one of those guys who is a pervert and likes to use power points with fancy backgrounds. So, we were going through the PP (was about gases in the atmosphere) then it said examples.

I took one look at the page and I said
"Cows make meth???"

To which the druggies in the class lolled.
Don't get me wrong, that wasn't a joke. The background on the power point was one of those fading blue colors, only it turned to black instead of white in the corners. The text was also black.

It said "Cows produce methane" in the bottom, where the black was the biggest. And because the black was the biggest there, it cut off the "ane" part of methane, because the text was black and the black was the biggest where it was.

I am bolding "The black is the biggest" for emphasis, you pervert.

So anyway there is my story in which I plan on making a best selling inspirational novel and a movie then some crappy spin off video games which ruin the main plot but whatever, as long as i get my money. And people will DIG it when I put "Based on a True Story" because thats what some people do, and fantasize about.

I will not be calling my novel "The Black is the Biggest", by the way. The title is up to you I guess.

I quote like all of these songs ever. Why? Cause I like the lyrics. Like, rock songs, not cRAP.

I hate all the spam invites I get, I hate like how its so easy to hack FB.

BITE MY LIP AND CLOSE MY EYES
TAKE ME AWAY TO PARADISe

no caps

I like green day and I'm an americant idiot. So stfu about that. STFU.
UFTS
That sounds like a name of a college, like
University of Fairly Talented Students

Fuck I'm good.

http://www.nj.com/hunterdon-county-democ rat/index.ssf/2011/03/hunterdon_central_
wrestler_ale.html

yeah... I did fail...

anyways theres the link, it wasn't really important, just so you know who I'm talking about.

I actually WRESTLED this guy...

http://www.nj.com/hunterdon-county-d...s tler_ale.html

How, fucking, cool, is, that? It wasn't like legit, though, it was just practicing, and I was in eighth grade on the wrestling team, and he took me down in like under twenty seconds haha. This was last year. In fact, if it weren't for this movie, he'd still be going to my highschool.

Alex Shaffer in Win Win.

At 4/10/11 04:45 PM, Sally-Stevensonxoxo wrote: im still pissed at mom.

Shut the fuck up you bitch alt bitch, you weren't even one of the good alts this guy made. No tits.

This shit betta work

Yeah