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Response to: The Dirty Dozens in Iraq Posted July 28th, 2007 in General

Maybe

Response to: My girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.. Posted July 28th, 2007 in General

It's 37

Fail

Response to: My sister is just... wow. Posted July 28th, 2007 in General

Fucking ew , really

Response to: Argh... Posted July 28th, 2007 in General

Try unwrapping them next time

The perks of donating your body Posted July 28th, 2007 in General

Your dead body could have a blast

I'M PUNBELIEVABLE!

Gettit? Blast ... landmine?
Response to: Your Catch Phrase Posted July 28th, 2007 in General

Yeah because you made that catchphrase up

moron
Response to: scottmale posted a comic in Explosm Posted July 28th, 2007 in General

Me neither

Response to: New users: Read before posting! Posted July 28th, 2007 in General
At 7/28/07 12:26 PM, Bruglione wrote: She's a 54 year old man unless she proves it. Naked.
2. She was (sorta) defending you newbies, so calm the fuck down.
Don't care. She gags. SHE CAN'T TAKE IT LIKE A MAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You see , THIS is why you new fags aren't welcome here

Response to: Pissing out of a window Posted July 28th, 2007 in General
At 7/28/07 11:36 AM, Jesse-Ray wrote: Hahahaha you need to say piss more.

Yes i did notice when writing how many times i wrote piss. And Window ledge

Response to: I have something to tell the world. Posted July 28th, 2007 in General

I'm afraid , Newgrounds

Response to: Pissing out of a window Posted July 28th, 2007 in General

I'm surprised a topic as stupid as this got no other posts

Response to: Any good anime? Posted July 28th, 2007 in General
At 7/27/07 11:41 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: Does anyone know any good Love/Romance anime made between the years 2004-2007?

It's called Hentai

Fucking Japs
Response to: Small Redesign Things Posted July 28th, 2007 in General
At 7/28/07 10:30 AM, LickitySplit wrote: why we we care about the 12478394586259871228315th redesign topic?

Because we like sucking up

Pissing out of a window Posted July 28th, 2007 in General

So last night around 3AM i really started to need to piss badly. Seeing as it was really late and i had my door closed , and seeing as my door makes a really loud creaking sound when you open it , i decided that opening my door and going to the toilet would wake and infuriate my parents. So i decided the best course of action would be to piss out of a window

How wrong i was

I opened the window and leaned on the window ledge. I pulled my shorts down and proceeded to piss out my window. The sheer manliness of seeing your piss shoot up in the air like a fountain is amazing. This was until i realised that when i stopped pissing it would dribble over my window ledge. I suddenly stop and pull my dick away from the window and my piss shoots all over my other window. Seeing as I've only done half of my pissing , i start pissing out the window again , but i predicted the amount of piss i would shoot was wrong , and instaid of all of it going out the window , half of it flys through the air and half of it dribbles on my window ledge. Upon realizing that I've pissed all over my window and i have nothing to wipe it up with , i start frantically looking around my room for something i can dry my piss up with

Eventually i end up using pages from my Maths book to dry up the piss on my window and the piss on my window ledge. Unfortunately when i wiped up the piss from my window ledge it ends up spreading it around , making a giant dried piss blob on my wooden window ledge

I took a picture of the scene i had created , and went to sleep

Picture enclosed

Pissing out of a window

Response to: No. I'm not a Satanist. Posted July 28th, 2007 in General
At 7/28/07 09:36 AM, Kearnsy wrote: The satanist speaks our language!!!................KILL IT!!!!!

Burn it!

Response to: First touched a girl's breast: Posted July 28th, 2007 in General

12

I rule

Response to: Let's give it up for... Posted July 28th, 2007 in General

Yay for support ;D

Response to: My girlfriend broke up via Myspace. Posted July 27th, 2007 in General

Ha ha ha, ha

not contributing to the thread
Response to: Be like me motherfuckers! Posted July 27th, 2007 in General

Also happy 5000

Response to: Be like me motherfuckers! Posted July 27th, 2007 in General
At 7/27/07 06:10 PM, TomatoGlock wrote: tl;dr

Someone sum it up?

You're a faggot. This thread rules

Response to: Call me a nerd... Posted July 27th, 2007 in General

Haha , fucking classic

Response to: Answer Me Newgrounds! Posted July 27th, 2007 in General

Yes you are

Response to: The Simpsons Movie Posted July 27th, 2007 in General
At 7/27/07 10:35 AM, DragonFruit-Rock wrote: lol im seeing it in 2 hours lolz! btw, did you want past the credits? matt groaning said there was a suprise from maggie!

Yeah she says something

Response to: I thought I was emo... Posted July 26th, 2007 in General

Get over it

Response to: Your name on Urban dictionary Posted July 26th, 2007 in General

All was well , until i realised it was the definition for a girls name

The most incredible person someone could be friend with. Kind, caring, beautiful, everything else. Listens to you when your in need and will be there for you. Easily the most astounding and coolest girl a guy could meet.

Response to: Best headline ever. Posted July 26th, 2007 in General

Haha , imagine what it did to the guys balls

Response to: If the BBS was real Posted July 26th, 2007 in General

Like an abandoned prison with people living inside it

Response to: I Need Medical Advice Posted July 26th, 2007 in General

Burn it then

Response to: Aura doesn't determine personality Posted July 26th, 2007 in General

You're EVIL!

Response to: A Future In Japan? Posted July 26th, 2007 in General
At 7/26/07 08:47 AM, Rague wrote: Better yet, I'd NEVER miss another E3 or Tokyo Gameshow.

Except E3 is held in America. Sorry

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