2,997 Forum Posts by "TurtleJuice"
I'm indifferent. Well it's just like any other fetish , but with anime characters.
Which is fucking weird. Seriously.
Diet coke makes me feel horrible. Regular coke all the way.
Battered chicken. Chinese place near us does it , it's delicious despite the name.
I woke up with a nose bleed every morning for a few days once. It died down , and I think it was down to violent as fuck dreams or just air pressure or something like my mum thought it was.
She's no nurse.
They're just trying to fit in , and they don't know how. Generally they then look like dicks.
At 5/26/09 08:41 AM, Fim wrote: Pendulum are so bullshit, you do any research into dnb and you find a million better artists than pendulum in about 5 minutes, they're just milking the genre to preteen kids who dont know any better. Listen to some real drum and bass or even better, dubstep.
Or some music , that would be good too.
I wish I had never mentioned sign up date. It's now a cavalcade of faggotry and e-peen waving.
Then again I'm on the winning side , so whatevz
At 5/25/09 09:43 PM, BRS wrote:At 5/25/09 09:35 PM, Paryl wrote: Every day Newgrounds is conforming more and more to accommodate these guests...Haha. Here's a NG ad from 2003:
I nearly cried laughing.
I'm a big fan of Chinese food , so I would happily eat the family dog.
You're not a real Newgrounder yourself.
I also haven't been here in forever or submitted shit but still , 06 signup.
Some more Star Wars prequels , I never think they took off and I think there's a lot more story yet to be told.
More Jarjar and greenscreen also.
At 5/25/09 06:29 PM, Wuggawoot wrote: She said that with her social anxiety,
She diagnosed that herself as a bullshit way to getting out of acting like a bitch and using people. Avoid , or prepare to spend years in love , hopelessly tumbling.
Is it shameful that I use my Guitar hero microphone as a USB mic?
Well I do and it's isn't half bad. I think that's under $20 from Red Octane's website.
At 5/25/09 08:52 PM, BlindShoemaker wrote: isn't democracy great?
It is , but people are just stupid.
Well name one environmental factor that could honestly turn you gay?
No , there aren't any. It's genetic
Falklands war.
" OH I WANTS TO WIN A N ELECTION , KILLINNOCENTS KILL KILL "
At 5/25/09 08:33 PM, Piss wrote: 3 years from now, you'll see yourself as a douche.
It just keeps looping , and I just keep hating me.
Do you ever wish you could go back in time and just kick the shit out yourself for your past doucheyness? This desires' come from my recent nostalgia trip on Newgrounds which involved reading through some of my old posts on the BBS.
I'm just , I'm sorry.
It amazes me how I used to think when I was a child and how differently I think now , and also how I hope those posts aren't brought up later in life , which makes me glad I didn't just bring them up right now. But back to my question , does anyone here regret the way you've acted in the past online and in real life? I can certainly vouch for both , which makes me want to forget my youth and ostracise young people even further. Anyone?
At 3/27/08 07:36 PM, AwesomeRific wrote: Why didn't you just piss out of your window?
Amazing experience.
So just a moment ago i was contemplating taking a piss. It's late ( quarter past Eleven here ) and I knew i wouldn't be able to go asleep with my bladder on the brink of bursting. The bathroom was across the hall , and my door squeaks rather loudly. So rather than face a mouthing at by my mother for being up so late , i decided i wouldn't go to the toilet via conventional means. I littered through my bin and found a empty coke can and thought it would be appropriate for containing my urine , which i could then throw out my windows.
After carefully calculating how i could piss into the can without dampening the carpet , i filled it to the brim and opened my window ready to pour the soddened contents onto the ground below. What i didn't realize was i was standing just above my glass of orange juice at the time , and as my penis was hanging out and i had forgotten to shake , a single concentrated drop of piss landing in my glass of orange juice
Now the glass is only 1/3 full. If it was full I'd shake it off (LolWordplay) as the full contents of the glass would dilute it. But as there isn't much left , the drop is a fair, yet small percentage of my drink. I I'm thirsty as fuck , and this is my only option of drinking. It's not much of a risk , but I'll know that I'm drinking a part of my piss
So i ask you Newgrounds. Should i drink it?
They're all incredibly PC as well. It surprises me considering it's Newgrounds
I've had this problem on weekends before. It's a bitch
