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Response to: First time on NG in years and... Posted November 3rd, 2012 in General

And man, I have a really gay signature. What was I thinking.

First time on NG in years and... Posted November 3rd, 2012 in General

Forums look dumb as fuck. What is this shit. Looked much more stream lined when everyone had those level dependent icons.

Response to: Im getting a fucking seizure... Posted April 24th, 2011 in General

I just can't stop watching. Holy shit.

Response to: The Autism test! Posted April 24th, 2011 in General

18. NOT BAD

Response to: Do you find this lady attractive? Posted April 23rd, 2011 in General

Man or not, whatever that thing is it's still attractive.

Response to: How many friends on Facebook? Posted April 23rd, 2011 in General

274. About 240 are from middle school or high school, and the rest I met online.

Response to: Tits or Ass? Posted June 23rd, 2010 in General

At 6/23/10 12:06 AM, ryanson209 wrote: I like both, dawg.

Yep.

Response to: Where are the cupcakes? Posted February 23rd, 2010 in General

At 2/23/10 08:00 PM, wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wrote: And my name, haters gonna hate. I need more fucking cupcakes.

You're fucking awesome and I like you.

Response to: NG: Fold or Crumple? Posted September 7th, 2009 in General

At 9/7/09 10:37 PM, bgraybr wrote:
At 9/7/09 10:31 PM, Chymeraxe wrote: How much force do you use if your finger somehow finds its way into your own asshole on accident?
Who said it was an accident?

Mommy.

Response to: NG: Fold or Crumple? Posted September 7th, 2009 in General

How much force do you use if your finger somehow finds its way into your own asshole on accident?

A lot, otherwise I'll end up consuming more by folding instead of crumpling.

Response to: NG: Fold or Crumple? Posted September 7th, 2009 in General

At 9/7/09 10:26 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Recently I have been folding, it is much nicer and you can really get the job done with a quarter the paper you would use crumpling.

Indeed, but I find myself wiping with a strip too thin so I end up fingering myself.

NG: Fold or Crumple? Posted September 7th, 2009 in General

No fancy or witty intro here, just fucking straight up to the point.

After you take your shit do you crumple or fold?

Response to: Eddy's brother on Ed Edd + Eddy? Posted September 7th, 2009 in General

Wow.

Just.. wow.

Response to: G4 Sucks Balls Posted September 7th, 2009 in General

Yep, I remember when G4 used to actually be good and original now it's just Cops and Ninja Warrior.

reruns too.

Response to: What pisses you off the most? Posted April 19th, 2009 in General

When I masturbate for the second time in one day and no awesomelicious cumshot to my eye.

Response to: I get to reenact a speech/scene Posted January 30th, 2009 in General

The post above me is.

Response to: Win 7: Win? Fail? Posted January 5th, 2009 in General

You decide. We don't know what you want to do with your computer.

Response to: Weird Things You Do Posted December 28th, 2008 in General

I always have to press on my index finger to crack it, even if I cracked it already I do it over and over again.

This really fucking sucks when I'm playing an FPS.

This Guy Is Fucking Retarded Posted November 4th, 2008 in Video Games

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSKjzP70w Wc&feature=related

Is he doing that on purpose? He's fucking blaming his shitty skills on Snake.

Response to: have you thought about it? Posted October 10th, 2008 in General

I plan on getting laid.

Response to: Lets Have A Conversation In Spanish Posted October 2nd, 2008 in General

Well I take Spanish and all I know how to say is Estoy molto bien.

Response to: My ex-girlfriend is a prostitute. Posted October 2nd, 2008 in General

That's too bad.

Go and find another one. Problem solved.

Response to: Ok, I need some help. Posted September 10th, 2008 in General

Use the chance while you still have it.

Response to: I hate my life! Posted September 10th, 2008 in General

At 3/20/08 05:50 PM, Strength wrote: Suicide.

I see no further reason for the topic to continue.

Response to: Soulja Boy's Myspace Hacked Posted September 10th, 2008 in General

At 9/10/08 04:42 PM, Rucklo wrote:
At 9/10/08 04:41 PM, BlurrythyRuler wrote:
At 9/10/08 04:36 PM, Rucklo wrote: wow, that's fucking shitty... looks like his ng account is intact tho. http://soulja-boy.newgrounds.com/
I wish I had some spicial mod powahsz, I'd delete that shit in a milisecond.
that's why you'd suck as a mod.

I get lulz.

4chan <3

Response to: Congratulations UltraBear Posted September 10th, 2008 in General

6 posts.

I lol'd.

A lot.

Response to: xbox 360 elite for 99 bucks Posted September 10th, 2008 in General

The one on 34th street? Hmm... maybe tomorrow.

Response to: i pod touched Posted September 9th, 2008 in General

It starts with an i.

Response to: Large Hadron Collider. Posted September 9th, 2008 in General

It's all pretty much bullshit, the chance of the earth being destroyed is very slim. Anf if it does happen, so what?

Response to: School clubs you're in... Posted September 5th, 2008 in General

I'm going to be joining the Tennis club next week.