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At 3/14/11 04:52 PM, MFThomas wrote:

At 3/14/11 04:51 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Fapping to your sig aren't ya?

LOL, I can barely see it. And why the fuck won't they recognize my avatar change?

The avatar is only for your user page, not for the forums

Done.

Will you now give me the game and more spare time to play it, as a thank you?

Pretty pwease!! The demo was awesome!

Write a song about it, that gets unbelievably famous, and then die just before I can harvest my fame and fortune.

Stupid AIDS.

Emoticon is angry at people who can't write a readable text.

God damn it, we're running out of short words.

Because any religion is faux, therefore there should only be a faux forum for it... General :D

Did that make sense?

Quick, block the road with a pile of jewish corpses!!

At 9/26/10 05:30 PM, Shabbo wrote: Oh, and fuck the unsympathetic douchebags who posted in this thread. Troll or not, if this happed you you'd be sad.

It did happen to me as well some years ago. Look at life with a positive sight, stop acting emo. And most importantly, don't ask sympathy on the internet, especially Newgrounds!

SUX2BU

right?

So you acted lick a dick against society, and hope for an easy way out?

Pshh... Take your punishment like a man (with a man?)

Nobody wants to talk to you when you almost exceed the character limit.

At 8/19/10 04:35 PM, Cootie wrote: The real question is, when a thread dies can it go to heaven?

The real question is, does heaven have cookies?

It's difficult enough in the first place to simply imagining growing old, not to mention how you then would feel about other people... Stop messing with my head!!

But thanks for making me feel young :D

God damn it, we're gonna have some awesome female mods!

I think you should explain why you want both an AS2 and 3 version of the game.

Also, and most important, what is in it for the guy/gal who makes basically the entire game?

At 7/5/10 05:30 PM, lorik wrote: You'll have to become Justin Bieber.

Yeah, guys like him are the pinnacle of the creations of amazing games.

Justin, for example, is the sole reason for the existence of Brütal Legend.

At 6/20/10 06:00 PM, SkitzoSocial wrote: made the front page load photo shopped nudes of eminem upon loading the website.

Why does that make it seem like newgrounds was hacked?

At 6/19/10 02:37 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: That seems... ILLOGICAL.

No it does not!

shut up, noob!

Excluding post count...

At 6/18/10 07:28 AM, whatty wrote: What was the first album you ever bought because you actually wanted to support the artist, or just really liked their/his/her/it's music.

Mine was Smash by Offspring in 1999

It's really weird how it's so dated, yet still classic punk that is timeless.

The Offspring rule.

I thought Smash was from 1994? :P
Anyway, my first album was also The Offspring, but Ixnay on the Hombre, although it's from 1997, I got it last year...
There are no local CD-stores around :(

At 6/19/10 08:46 AM, ThR wrote:

At 6/19/10 08:41 AM, RYNOL wrote: Denmark is the Canada of Europe. Don't you watch South Park?

But seriously, I know where and what Denmark is. I'm Swedish so it shouldn't be that hard to figure out. Sweden and Denmark are like best friends. I think most people who are over 12 years old know that.

I like how all danish stand up comedians hate on Sweden all the time.

Yeah, we are not friends with Sweden. We defy them, and would rather want to hold hands with Norway :3

Also, how come no one has mentioned "a Danish"?! We fucking have pastry named after us!!
Another rare fact: A danish guy wrote the language C++

Hello Holland :D
I don't watch soccer, so I don't get it :)

Hire prostitute

Are you getting the theme?

Now it would be just dandy, if we could get the name of the fine man who did those snazzy 3D presentations, so we can give him his well-deserved pat on his back :)

Why is the monkey humping the "Weenie Hut"?

At 5/1/10 01:58 PM, NeverHundred wrote:

At 5/1/10 01:46 PM, Yamor wrote: Tell people you once murdered a man and ate his corpse. I really hope you are joking. I don't really know who would want to be creepy.

I do lie to people that I've killed people and eaten there corpses. But they don't believe me. They just laugh and take it as a joke.

I am not good at being social. I thought I was just creepy... and than it was sort of my thing. I could be proud of my status of creeper. But I guess it isn't after all. I'm just another boring normal person.

Youre doing it wrong ! You have to go straight up to peoples' faces and tell them about how you murder people... WITH YOUR MIND! And keep doing that untill the bell rings.

You didn't like Halo enough to buy the full game...

At 4/19/10 03:57 AM, homor wrote: U, R, AND Y ARE FUCKING LETTERS.

THE WORDS YOU ARE LOOKING FOR WOULD BE:
YOU, ARE, WHY

it does not make your post look more casual or cool to fucking butcher the English language, fucking stop it.

Who ever said he is speaking english? Damn it, for what we know he might be speaking his own language that resembles English, or maybe it just looks the same but what he is really trying to say is:
Gay ice cream is straight.

Of course this game will not function in this world, as pedophiles will instantly appear from the shadows and eat all of the corn, then proceed to creating a rain of gypsy tears in which they will use to disguise themselves as they make their getaway.

Duh

At 4/16/10 11:53 AM, Sawdust wrote: I am 5 foot 7 and guess how old I am.

Damn american measurement systems...

You are 5,7 years old.