Well first you find a cat, get a mac, and leave them in a room for awhile. Eventually they will mate, and music will be born.

It's good for starting out, if you want to know what you can really do with it, ask Quarl he's got some of those dope dnb tracks down.

Battle of the Robots-Quarl (Cory MacNiven[Cor-Core])

Dear lord I have no idea where my pants are, but I am going to get down with it and bust some percussiony stylistical crazy cat and the fiddle diddle hard bopping customed up to the hiz-op beats.

Cake is an awesome way to brainstorm for music in fact, here's how I can get in sync with my beats,

I get a hooker!

At 6/26/08 01:14 AM, Quarl wrote: I make love to this.

A knife?!

At 5/26/08 07:38 PM, Neodrummer wrote:

At 5/26/08 07:30 PM, Envy wrote: Wait, the first song by paragonx9 is important? Who is that?

he's a dumb ass jerk to us now.

He? Wait... you mean paragon is a guy? I thought he was a cat.

I'm changing my bio to this:

At 5/15/08 08:34 AM, BritishMoose wrote: I hereby decree that everyone apart from me has to have a serious Bio. That way I'll seem funnier. Thank you.

At 1/16/08 08:59 AM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote:

Also, bullshit trying not to gain some leadership in the AP, having some fucking kids nominate you for the "Underdog" status. You want to be an underdog champ who comes up and wows everyone with his amazing music and inspires greatness into our pitiful lives that pale in comparison to yours now.

I don't want to be an underdog... I told one of my fans, and he tld everyone else. I think they were just trying to piss people off.

Oh and I never get caught in lies because I don't lie. what made you think that I did?

Well

At 1/14/08 05:41 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote:
Nah, I only asked one, and he asked everyone else. I didn't ask all my fav's. I think they were just trying to be funny or something. WHatever, this thread isn't even supposed to still be here. I just asked the Mod who started it. the underdog weas chosen a long time ago.

Don't know who though...

You don't "choose" an underdog there slick. Also, you've done a pretty good job of pissing people of one your own, I don't think you need your friends helping you much.

My goal...........new songs? Go to Chicago? Get a monkey butler?

At 1/15/08 10:12 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote:

That is a reason I strongly disbelieve that you are 18. An 18 year old would be mature enough to stop insulting a random person over the internet. It is different for me, while I have much free time and am at the age I provide in my description. That is the only evidence you have of my logic and reasoning. I am really fed up with you man, insulting not only me, but my music. I make it for fun, not to try to become leader of the audio portal or anything.

I can vouch he is 18. Seeing as I am two months younger than him and I'm 18. And to him, you aren't some random person. You're a kid who keeps getting caught in his lies and is trying to shift the topics from subject to subject hoping to create a messy web so everyone ends up seeing their wrongs and how you were the sole truthful being involved in all of this.

Also, bullshit trying not to gain some leadership in the AP, having some fucking kids nominate you for the "Underdog" status. You want to be an underdog champ who comes up and wows everyone with his amazing music and inspires greatness into our pitiful lives that pale in comparison to yours now.

Also, proof that Quarl is not gay, here is another picture of him with a not gay man known as me
Does anyone want some Vitamins Stud?!

I recommend Senor Quarl his best and probably sassiest work isBattle of ze Robots a great track with laughs in every slice. Or something. Working from years as a drummer and then deciding to screw film and started making songs in a film class for 40 minutes every morning.

His style while still budding is distinct, and you can often hear different influences upon his ears, his sweet virgin ears.

MORE OF HIS NOISES!!!!!

Garageband was made not to be used as a mainstream, professional editing system. Garageband was made by Apple to get you hooked young, same with the other free Apple programs. Get it cheap and free early and pay hundreds/thousands for more later.

It's all about the fucking mind games.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Erections make me so happy!