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At 4/10/09 08:44 AM, Coop83 wrote: I know that TNT had Jeeves and I had Youthere, but after that, I'm stumped

We also had Winchester. I have Jeeves and him in the back somewhere trying to breed a new breed of Butler.

At 4/7/09 03:18 PM, NEVR wrote: Yeah, in your FACE, T-N-T! How you like THEM apples, huh?!

No but seriously, T-N-T rules.

* Insert Witty retort here*

Seriously, I bought a wii yesterday. I also bought wii-fit and guitar hero. MY eyes have gone funny and I'm absolutely shattered.

At 4/7/09 08:57 AM, Coop83 wrote: Anyway, today is my birthday, so worship me.

*Worships*

You mean I'm supposed to be actually doing something...shit.... why did no one tell me this?

At 4/6/09 09:37 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I can't walk around shirtless.

Yes you can. I can promise you 100% that none of us would complain about it = )

Wandered into HMV today and saw Tales of the Black Freighter on Blu-Ray for like 13 quid. Was very very tempting...

At 4/5/09 06:24 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Wait wait wait, Now I have an idea for a better version of dungeons and dragons....

Strip Dungeons and Dragons?

Hmmm.... I have the core rule books, miniatures and a dungeon mat. All I need is a group of guinea pi.... I mean players. Preferably female and attractive.

I've spent the last week or so wandering aorund with a warm and fuzzy feeling inside, feeling really confident as well.

This is all stemming from the fact I had a convo with a gal I'm friends with who I quite like, who has unfortunately just started going out with one of our mutual mates, where she said I was a really good friend, and also that I was good looking, sweet and adorable.

So yeah... I've gone from basically being crazy about this girl for the past 4 months or so, to not fancying her as such and thinking fo her as a little sister.

Is that normal?

Also: Cocks

P.S.

Everybody tell Der-Lowe that you love him.

At 4/5/09 10:19 AM, SevenSeize wrote: I found what appears to be dungeons and dragons cake.

This appeals to my inner and outer nerd on so many levels.

Clearly we msut do battle with the evil monsters before we can consume the glorious prize.

* Rolls Initative*

I cast Magic Missile!

Rick and Rich are both acceptable shortenings of the name Richard...

At 4/4/09 01:52 PM, Ravariel wrote: Eh, she's barely on the show anymore and Allison Mack is cuter anyway. Seriously... I can't think of a redeeming feature now that Michael Rosenbaum is off the show (Sam Witwer maybe)... all it does is pee all over the canon that I like.

Yeah I've never really watched it. Just googled Allison Mack, and I agree. she is cuter.

Seriously... doomsday showing up before he can fly? Did they even READ the damn comic?

Havent you learnt when dealing with re-makes or adaptations or transformations of classic things, it is imperative that the writers no next to nothing of the original?

At 4/4/09 01:17 PM, Ravariel wrote: On a related note: Smallville is a TERRIBLE show. Why do I keep watching it?

Kristin Kreuk?

At 4/3/09 07:50 PM, stafffighter wrote: What was the question?

Something to do with the Russian commander in Mother Russia... think it was asking to name him and my mind just went blank.

I agree with the base concept of Humans affectively becoming one with technology. But I disagree with the assertation that Technology is the opposite of biological. The only way Humanity can continue to prosper if we become so dependent ont echnology is if we work on Biotech, as otherwise we'll just run out resources and nuke ourselves. If our tech is based upon renewable and biological systems then woohoo! We have a greater chance of survivial.

At 4/3/09 08:35 AM, Ravariel wrote: Dude, if you can do all that and make a profit... you will be a God among men!

What do you mean *will be*. I AM a God among men already. I'm British, and I have a fedora. This means I am automatically god like.

Because International Cooperation is obviously World Government?

Epic, epic, fail.

Cooperation does not equate to Global Government. Using your standards we've had a World Government since the fucking Geneva conventions were first adopted in th 19th century. Do I really have to elabourate as to how obviously wrong such a statement as ' We've had World Government since the Late 19th century' is?

At 4/2/09 05:28 PM, Scarab wrote: Seriously, "maintenence of the area", does that actually, you know, mean or do anything?

I hoenstly don't know.

I can only imagine, haha. Didn't the whole place have a salmonella (sp?) scare a while back too? It's good feelings for the evening, heh.

Yes, it did. But I've not eaten any yet :P The chocolate is actually a part of an ingenius plan to get myself a date.

1) Find Pretty Girl
2) Offer Chocolate
3) Get Date
4)????
5) Proft!

At 4/3/09 12:41 AM, aviewaskewed wrote: I'd like some sex for 10 minutes...

And today children we take a look at the insdie fo Avie's mind.

Be afraid. Be very afraid...

Also I deserve to be shot. My unviersity's Sci-fi society had a quiz, one of the rounds was on comics and webcomics. There was a question on The Punisher as written by Garth Ennis. I didn't know the answer. I felt so very unclean = (

Going into town today, might pop into Comic store and pick up some Preacher.

At 4/2/09 02:21 PM, Coop83 wrote: Ah, but do you know kung-fu?

No, but I can get access to large amoutns of LARP weaponry. Does that and 3 years worth of kickboxing count?

And two sugars please.

At 4/2/09 12:43 PM, Scarab wrote: And yeah, Dairy Milks. Did you ever go to Cadbury's World in Bournville?

Mate, I live in Birmingham. I live on the Bournville village Trust estate. The land my hosue is built on is owned by the cadbury's. I have to pay them ground rent of a whopping £9 every 6 months or so for maintenance of the area.

Does that answer the question of if I've ever been to cadbury world? :P

The molting place smelt strange, and the "ride" was overrated, but the shop is great if you have the cash. I haven't been there in so long.

What's even better is when you get into the staff shop. The factory shop is cheap, but the staff shop is jsut insane. It sells stuff from all the companies that Cadbury's owns or has shares in. Seriously, the amount of pies they have fingers in is scary. Fucking Addidas products for sale in there...

I went to the Cadbury staff shop today. So much chocolate... yet so little money.... still I walked away with a box of Dairy Milk for five pounds.

At 4/2/09 11:17 AM, Coop83 wrote: Seriously though, I remember who you are.

Huzzah!

At 4/2/09 11:35 AM, BobbaQ wrote: LOL, due to Asian smiley I can't tell if you happy or sad. So funny!

*giggle*

I assure you that I am indeed a very sad panda.

At 4/2/09 09:15 AM, BobbaQ wrote: It must've like a holiday for the mods, amirite BBM?

Am I not loved enought o be remembered?

sniff

At 4/2/09 03:42 AM, fli wrote: Okay, April Fool's prank is over.
I thought it was annoying instead of funny...

Join the club.... I purposefully avoided NG for the entire day. All I can say is thank god for friends with MSN who I can talk absoltue shit too for hours at a time. It's like being on the BBS, but with people I actually care about :P

That humanity is doomed as one day the idiots that use these forums will be the rulers of the world.

Nuclear Holocaust here we come!

At 3/31/09 01:16 AM, BrianEtrius wrote: And yes, I forgot to mention in my review of watchmen, but I thought the music selection was a bright spot.

3 words: Leonard Fucking Cohen...

God that bit was awful...

At 3/31/09 06:22 AM, BrockManson wrote: You know you actually have to go to the gym in order to see some results right?

Depends on what his aims actually are. If he wants stupidly large muscles then joining the gym to use the equipment and weights is probably a good move.

If however he doesn't give a shit about physical fitness and is just joining the gym in vain attempt to try and pull girls then he's an idiot and should be shot for stupidity.

If Im being really bitchy, or jokey I sign my bans with ' Hugs and Kisses, TNT'. Closest thing to a catchphrase I have I suppose.

At 3/30/09 08:08 AM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Too many piss auras in this thread.

You're just jealous that you're not allowed to take part in the Golden Showers.

What's my last name.

If you can work it out I'll unlock the thread.

At 3/26/09 05:00 PM, Scarab wrote: If I have that right, that is. Argh, I hate you Karl Popper.

Popper is amazing. He's the only philosopher I've ever read who writes in a style that is actually easy to understand.

Fuck you Bhaskar! Fuck you and your stupid verboseness....