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Under the shining moon, the wraiths have screamed. They bath people in milk by the river and then cut them alive.

At 10/2/13 04:54 AM, Boomstick wrote: Weird, i searched for a quote for something and found this
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107241311&page=1

That thread is lame, this one is better:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=136120761&page=1

I've got a bone slingshot.

FEAR ME.

At 9/24/13 12:04 PM, marmaladesnails wrote: Granted, a cat appears, strapped to an old hag's crotch.
I wish for the below user's wish-granting powers to have never existed.

I wish your wish-granting prohibition powers never existed.

I'm proud of the amount of compost in my garden.

It itches.

At 9/4/13 01:35 PM, TrippyTechnoTabby wrote: Am I the only one who thinks this is a sick concept and wants this made?

Yep.

At 9/4/13 12:04 PM, i-am-ghey wrote: you have free meals.

And gratis cockroaches and dead mice in them.

I piss through my nose.

At 9/3/13 05:16 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: UPDATE

prince william's wife has pledged a large sum of taxpayer's money towards the building of the minge dozer.

pls thank her when you get chance (here is pic in case you don't know what she looks like)

Her minge is denser than yours.

I really hate THOSE advertisements, the ones that print out an unbelievable messages trying to trick and mislead you.
The most common ad is the one that says "Dermatologists hate her! A middle-aged woman discovers a five dollar wrinkle trick to make your skin look ten years younger! Click here to find out how!"
Whenever I see an ad like that, I want to kill myself.

At 9/2/13 12:22 PM, WaffleVoyager wrote: I was kind of hoping to see the next customer pull up to the window and politely ask "may I have a soda please?"

Even better, the next customer would ask "May I have some McNuggets?"

At 9/2/13 04:41 AM, xboxdemon13 wrote:

At 9/2/13 04:27 AM, TowelMarket wrote: What about this one. Also I am homosex.

Bet you save a lot on gas

You betcha, honey.

At 9/2/13 04:13 AM, Light wrote: "972 posts were made here yesterday, by 321 different users." If you look at the upper right hand-corner of the general

Thanks to the almighty calculator thingy, we can see that every user who posted on the BBS yesterday posted an average of...
three posts!

What about this one.

At 9/2/13 04:06 AM, anyapple wrote: Too slow

Why, Miley, why?!

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At 9/1/13 05:04 AM, Blink-the-God wrote: I sleep with mortals. They're hot.

I hope you're not sleeping with dead mortals.

At 9/1/13 05:29 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: That's not how I interpreted it. I just imagined someone pulling a douche bag out of a box of cereal. Maybe they ran out of toys at the factory. Maybe it's a gimmick and you can eat your cereal out of the douche bag. I don't know. There are so many possibilities. But if you were ever with someone that could do with a sneaky douching it could be a subtle way to broach the subject.

I think ImlunchBoxx wanted to say that the moderators get bothered by douche bags on the internet while they're having breakfast.
And I eat a bowl of nails every day for breakfast. Without any milk. Get on my level.

Are you on drugs.

According to the comic, Garfield hates Mondays because that's the day when worst things happen.
Also, read this.

At 8/31/13 01:27 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: the minge dozer

I'm pretty sure this thing has something to do with female public hair.

At 9/1/13 04:53 AM, DBM wrote: You're beautiful, I'd let you have my babies.

Your hair smells nice.

At 9/1/13 07:59 AM, ChazDude wrote:

At 9/1/13 07:49 AM, TowelMarket wrote:

I'm not saying that you're wrong, friend. Everything that causes entropy can be stopped, but who's ever going to do that? Definitely not someone patronizing in public about the world's problems.

Don't listen to him, he's a troll...

Hm, I dunno. Trolls are immature guys writing offensive bullshit. And this guy seems to know what he's talking about.

At 8/30/13 02:46 PM, Wegra wrote:

At 8/30/13 02:44 PM, Painbringer wrote: One time some American called 911 because McDonald's was out of chicken nuggets.

I remember that one. it's a classic

You forgot the one with an old man who dialed 911 because a cockroach entered his ear? Now that's a classic.

Kick-Ass 2. That's the only one I can think of right now. I watched the first one and it was just awful, and sequels are usually even worse.

I hate water because I must drink at least sixteen deciliters of it every day.

At 8/31/13 10:15 PM, Wriggle wrote: It rains down from above sometimes soaring brightly and proudly.

Waiting to destroy the evil.

How poetic of me.

I wasn't aware of that you meant that literally. Also, that bottle looks like a champagne bottle to me. Wedding went wrong?

I did get something similar with this fake FBI crap. I think there's a fat impostor behind this, getting rich thanks to the people's credulity.

At 9/1/13 12:52 AM, Lepy wrote: I'm not sure if it's true, but I think I actually read recently that the UN decided that the Internet is a human right.

That's what most people think. Banning internet in a country is like banning a human right, compared to putting people in jail for no reason or stealing their properties just because the government wants it.
As for the World War III scenario, I'm not sure. An attack on Syria could result into a war of global proportions.