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Spongebob Squarepants. No really, the writers of the second session made Spongebob look gay and completely retarded. He had brain the first season, but in the second one he just walks like a triple idiot. They make him look like he's possessed or something. And there are often images of innards and muscles.
The man who ruined Spongebob with his untalented and uncreative writing is no other than Aaron Springer.
Also, Casey Alexander because in his episodes side characters are rude and like to solve problems with torches and hayforks.

At 10/21/13 03:15 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: Icon: 6/10
Profile: 7/10

Icon: 100/10 OMG Doom!
Profile: 5.5/10

Feet. With uncut toe nails.

At 10/20/13 02:14 PM, Slint wrote: wow fucking pussyfart u gonna get shreckt

ikr

At 10/20/13 01:54 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I was fire-proof.

Granted, you've been sent to hell.
I wish for an infinite amount of wishes at my disposal.

USERNAME:
TowelMarket

BACKDROP (How you got to the NG offices):
I've crossed the borders of Norway, with a mission to deliver plastic explosives in Helsinki. The snowstorm was very strong, and it was getting colder as I was getting more closer to my destination. After two hours of wandering through the icy landscapes, I fell on the ground, exhausted. When I was fearing that I'll die of hypothermia, I saw a black silhouette of a man in front of me and then everything turned to black. When I woke up, I was at the other side of the threshold of the NG offices.

SKILLS:
- fast gun loading
- medium level orientation
- quick lock picking
- logistics
- makes excellent tea

TRAITS:
- speaks with an Russian accent
- speaks five different languages: Norwegian, English, Russian, Swedish, Finnish
- the number 3950003 is tattooed on hid right arm so his forces can identify him
- has an uncontrollable fear of rats
- when he curses, he always says "Tысяч адов!" ("Thousand hells!")

This took over three hours to create.

1) Sell an orange pogo stick on Wednesday
2) Make Santa Claus believe in himself
I can't remember the third, but I know it has something to do with candles or pepper... or both.

At 10/20/13 11:29 AM, ZJ wrote: Who's ready for this shit to go down?!?!?

I'm ready for it to go out.

But with no worms!

At 10/20/13 06:37 AM, A-the-pink-elephant wrote: This would be better if asked in ''Politics''.
I don't think anyone in this section knows much about politics.

> joined: 10/20/2013 (today)
Yeah, you know everything about this place, right?

Hmm... people with mental disorders are missing on the list.

At 10/19/13 05:44 PM, beakerboy wrote: Ya know... I think conservatives need to find a nice good spot in the woods somewhere and just take a big shit. Then they should eat their shit, get sick, and die there, thus letting their body decompose straight into the ecosystem, allowing the superior organisms, like um mosquitoes, trees, bees, flowers, etc. to thrive a bit more.

Couldn't have said better.

At 10/20/13 08:55 AM, Vinnyy wrote: I wish I had more energy.

Granted, you have a bag of Energy Mints for a lifetime.
I wish for a flying carpet with a cool fractal art pattern.

At 10/20/13 08:44 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: True that, just keep touching her and you'll get there! :P

You should have mentioned WHERE he is supposed to touch her. If you know what I mean.

At 10/20/13 06:54 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: Oh, and I could walk at light speed.

Well this is awkward...

At 10/20/13 06:49 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: Granted, you get the suburb Mead in Northern Spokane, Washington.

You forgot to make a wish.
I wish a seven feet tall Egyptian statue would stop mocking me.

I'm gonna break your goddamn spine!

Violin Concerto in E minor, composed by Felix Mendelssohn.

Only the most essential stuff.

At 10/19/13 05:00 PM, DarkPrinceVI wrote: Your movements seem to be very inhuman. That can be good and bad depending on situation.

Please explain what you mean by this.

Also I feel like you might be lazy on details, which will translate in your animation later on. Make sure to keep up details c:

Details on frame by frame animation? No thanks. Details are more suited for static elements in animation (e.g. backgrounds).
If someone tends to animate everything with tweens, I'd advise him to add some details for a nicer result, although I don't find that necessary. You don't need details to tell what's going on, ye?
Got bored again so here's another thing:
http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/27d12dd7088bb5cc46eb4ba112b8c3d9

I got bored so I made a thing.
http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/ce0b24da0c320b5428ea192abe1fbbfc

At 10/17/13 03:38 PM, TomFulp wrote:

At 10/17/13 03:38 PM, mandog wrote: The lack of seeing file size infuriates me

Just pretend it's REALLY BIG.

Why was the file size info removed? I think it was done to put an end to guys voting on submissions judging by the submission's megabytes. Is this a good theory?

At 10/13/13 04:29 PM, Kuhki wrote: lol at the top post
anywayz heres what I made up so far idk the bg looks crappyish since I kinda rushed doe

The text on that poster is right.

At 10/13/13 12:39 PM, VaguelyWonderful wrote: Put together some navigation buttons for the main section - Link
Feedback would be greatly appreciated

You have to set a better quality for the sound in the Publish Settings.

At 10/12/13 01:37 PM, VaguelyWonderful wrote: Small notice:
project invites will be sent to people once they have completed their parts

By the way, Chongo has done voice acting for my part. Don't forget to send him an invitation as well!

That man's got talent.

At 10/11/13 06:44 AM, ReklessCreati0n wrote: If you haven't seen the intro yet, check it out, I could use some feedback.

The pose when the woman is lying on the ground looks weird because her tits are flat. And, even if she is on the floor, you should be able to see her legs.

Will be planning a Google+ Hangout for sometime soon, who's interested in doing a hangout?

Sure! When is it out?
And as for my part, I just realized that it will be longer than a minute. Oops.
So, I set a change of plan and did a rough storyboard:
http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/f3cbcb8c8b62b7ffb5762ad549b02101

I have an idea for this. Is adding sound to your submissions allowed?

What should be the size for the icons in the menu?

It's done. Game over, man!
http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/8b350d7040e3ead5ba9f3001ee0c8b01

Mendou hasn't voted on any portal submissions yet. It all fits.

Mozilla Firefox is the best internet browser in the history, I don't care about others who claim that Google Chrome is faster. Well, it actually is faster, but averagely for just 0,1%, and it crashes too often.