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I'll dress up as nurse Joy.

A man drinking beer in Pakistan.

I have A positive, the most lame one.

At 10/30/13 02:36 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Granted, but you now love painfully cutting yourself with razor-sharp scissors.
I wish to meet an NGer in real life.

Should have bothered?
I wish to kiss the user below. (In the cheeks)

USERNAME:
TowelMarket

HOW I'D LIKE TO BE CALLED IN THE STORY:
Towel

BACKDROP(how I reached the NG HQ):
I have been driving from Arizona to Glenside, Pennsylvania to reach the Newgrounds HQ while trying to escape from Fonias. They have managed to wound me, but nothing serious.

SKILLS & ABILITIES:
- melee combat professional
- Benelli M2 marksmanship
- medical experience

TRAITS:
- merciless
- likes heavy metal music
- self-conceit

CITY I USED TO LIVE:
Glendale, Arizona

Mmm I'm so hungry and scared...
I think "Smile" is worth reading, as well as "The Story of Her holding an Orange". Also, "Dating Game".

"I always wanted to start my own religion... so I did!"

It's a website...

At 10/28/13 02:13 PM, Havegum wrote: What do you think is the most plausible reason?

Well, I think we can scratch the idea of paranormal activities since no one's going to believe that. Just mix it up:
LIFT MALFUNCTION + WEIRD BEHAVIOR + LIFT WORKING AFTER SHE LEAVES + SUICIDE (POSSIBLY MURDER) = ?
What caused the lift to stop? It could have been the murderer, as you said. But then the murderer has to be someone who's working at the hotel.

At 10/28/13 01:45 PM, Havegum wrote: Autopsy showed nothing. Also the body was naked for some reason?
The building looks tall enough that jumping would be fatal, so I also don't know why she would choose drowning as a better alternative if suicide was the intention.
Then again if she was mentally unwell, I'm guessing it could've made sense to her at the time.

Still, how can you explain the lift malfunction? Will you mark it as a "coincidence"? There are many "coincidences" here.

This case is so weird, that the dark influence is the only explanation close to rationality.

Well, if it was better drawn, I'd say it's okay.

At 10/28/13 09:08 AM, Chdonga wrote: I say mods should keep a watchful eye on religion threads. Rather than banning the threads entirely, just ban people trying to start a flamewar.

It will take long to fix a field in which the crops started to rot. Your best bet is to burn the field and sow new plants.

At 10/28/13 09:05 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: While they're at it, they should just ban religion globally. No more wars! :D

What's certain is certain. No one should place their religion in the forefront. After all, we are all human beings.

Writing it down.

At 10/27/13 10:47 AM, FordV8 wrote: Kitten, goat, or pony?? They're all completely legal!! (inside your room)

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*drum roll*

Annoying things grab more attention.

Has this happened to you once?

You know the other theory that involves a cat? An Austrian physicist (I think his name was Erwin) throws the idea of parallel universes out of the window, performing an experiment and trying to prove that the cat can be dead and alive at the same time.

At 10/27/13 08:18 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: there is no cat

There is no darkness.

Mofuggah.

Metaphysics is like searching for a black cat in a dark room in which the cat actually isn't located.

Muradin Bronzebeard
Boots from Dora the Explorer
Guybrush Threepwood
And the guy below, whatever his name is.

Knights of Honor.

Damn, the way you move is beautiful.

Just like a swan.

At 10/26/13 05:17 PM, Insanctuary wrote: All the more reason to massage the cock with a chin.

You've invented chin fetishism!
Wait, does that even exist?

At 10/26/13 04:47 PM, JayTheWiz wrote: *Throws a sponge at him...* >:D

Wet swimming trunks battle.

At 10/26/13 04:11 PM, Insanctuary wrote: Did you know that "stupid" actually translates to "unable to speak"?

Where did you get that from?

Eat until your stomach says "stop" and you should be fine.

All Dreamworks 3D films are getting shit. When I saw Turbo, I knew they steeply went downhill.