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3. No, actually, scratch the rules 1 and 2

Also, Wriggle is an okay poster, but he is very annoying with his "this isn't racist" kind of thing. So yeah...

Oh thanks for answering those, though I have to add one: What was the father's motive to kill Katie? Was it because he went very mad at her choice of career? Or was it something else?

Alright... I get that the meat the guests were eating was Katie's meat, but why the brutal raping? I kind of get the impression that Katie's father was behind this, judging by his sentence in the end. And is Ross dead as well? Please answer or my damn curiosity won't let me sleep.

Character Name:
Hugo Mayonnaise (nickname Hug)

Character's traits:
- somewhat afraid of heights
- prefers melee combat
- rather clumsy with guns
- smoker

Character's skills:
- strong punch
- builds deadly killing pits in a few minutes
- although he sometimes fails using them, he has hypnotic abilities

Character sheet:
Below.

Note the two items he has in his pockets: a spray can full of aerosol and a lighter. (Do you need a hint here?)

Horses are silly creatures, but humans are even sillier.

Swag. It was a slang word in the 19th century for stolen goods, and now it can mean anything. In general, little kids and young teenagers overuse it when they want to sound cool.

He would make The Shining 2.
And maybe a sequel to 2001: A Space Odyssey.

I was five years old back then.

At 11/22/13 12:47 PM, kmau wrote: What I was trying to say is that you are basically taking a detour. You seem to look for a pattern from which you can derive your purpose in this world instead of just directly trying to find your purpose - which is something people have done for ages without decoding the universe first.

What can I say, curiosity is the battery that keeps people going.

Three Irishmen walk into a bar.
The barmen speaks up: -Is this a fucking joke?

It's Jerry Jackson, the main character of the Jerry Jackson series, secretly created by David Firth.

At 11/22/13 12:16 PM, kmau wrote: Why would you try to find an uncontrollable pattern/system to subject to when the power is clearly in your hands?

No, you think that the power is in your hands because the only force of intelligence you know of is humanity. There are much unanswered questions in this world, which are controlled by that invisible pattern. (That's what I think. There are no points that can prove this or say that this is wrong. If you wish, you can keep your ideas untouched and prevent someone to attack them, like me right now)

At 11/22/13 12:07 PM, Confucianism wrote: I'm gay.

Then remove the tits and glue male faces on 'em.

At 11/22/13 12:03 PM, Confucianism wrote: Charmed I'm sure.

You betcha, honey.

At 11/22/13 06:35 AM, kmau wrote: The universe won't just give you a goal in life. Set yourself an objective and achieve it using your own power. There is nothing artificial about it: Your consciousness wants to be challenged and entertained because it would just rot otherwise.

So, you think our life objectives depend on the decision of every individual? Well, could be, but I find that idea too simple, there's got to be some kind of pattern we can't control.

Also, I don't really feel like committing suicide. I do believe that our lives MUST have a goal, but I simply can't find it. So, I won't kill myself before I find out what the humans have been created for.

At 11/22/13 04:51 AM, Boomstick wrote: Newgrounds dating service: Yes you are that desperate.

There's a dating service? Get prepared for a shit load of dating topics in the next few days.

Holy pencil sharpeners, there's so much posts... Alright, I'll try to response to everyone who deserves to get a reply.

@supergandhi64 I do believe that Jesus was born, but he wasn't the Son of God, he was just a regular human being that invented Christianity because he thought polytheism was wrong. Why, I don't know.

@stafffighter I didn't think you were kidding, you seemed quite serious to me. How can you explain the existence of evil, though. There are several people who don't feel like being swell to each other.

@24901miles You made a pretty little spoof about the subject, but I kind of feel like you answered the question indirectly. The proof that our lives have a goal is our existence. We've lived on this planet Earth for several millenniums, science hit the roof, and we still can't find out this goal.

@Ragnarokia I didn't made this thread to discuss "artificial" objectives, though I expected someone is going to do that. What I mean by "artificial" objectives, those are objectives made by yourself. Anyone can make up his life objective right now, but if he dies in the end, what's the point? We humans can think about this because we are conscious, but monkeys don't think about the future away from what they're going to eat.

@Painbringer I don't get the point of the joke, if there is any point. I don't give a thing about my user name either.

@Vinnyy Pretty much what I said to Ragnarokia. Though I'm going to add, what's the starting goal of every human's life? We can feel that something's going to happen in the end, but we don't know what it is. Have we really been created to get hit by a meteor and get erased from reality? What a disappointment. Humans have passed thousands of years to get to this prefuturistic point, and at any time, everything can drop in water for a matter of seconds.

@Kwing You mean that the purpose of everyone's life is to... find the purpose of their life? It is a paradox, but I don't find it too hard to understand.

@mothballs Too bad, people are already too paranoid and careful. Although I think "careful" is a more accurate adjective.

@Swag-in-a-Bag That's what I was thinking too, but I didn't want to mention a mixed metaphor, I wanted to see if someone is going to do that. So, if I got it right, you think that the point of life is to walk, complain as less as possible and continue walking until you become tired, and then eternally stop.

At 11/21/13 05:03 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: very deep & profound thinking there towelmarket! if you're looking for something to fill the hole in your soul then i recommend letting jesus into your life . . . for humans such as ourselves there's no greater purpose than serving god lol

--supergandhi64

So you're saying that I should devote my life to a supernatural being out of space and time... that might not even exist? No thanks. I actually do believe in Jesus, but in my opinion, he was a false messiah like many others. So... can you give me something else disregarding religious motives?

Before you ask, yes, I'm an existential nihilist.
I simply can't find any objective of life, because it just seems meaningless to me. You get born, grow up, suffer, fear, eulogize, fall in love, get a job, undergo vices, get enlightened in school, work, sleep, get old and die in the end, what for? Even if you accomplish something in your life, everyone's going to forget it after some time, unless your accomplishment met global proportions.
Now I ask you, is there a purpose in this harsh farce called life? If you think there is a purpose, please tell me what it is.

At 11/21/13 04:09 PM, Ocelot wrote: This thread fails so hard.

Why did you bother to remind us?

You look nice in that undershirt, sugar bee... honey... something.

At 11/21/13 11:00 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: What is the most painful experience you remember you ever went through in your life?

I had measles once... it was terrible.

What is the most visually horrifying experience you ever went through in your life?

My first jump scare. After it, I didn't dare to touch my computer for months.

What is the closest you've ever come to dying?

Didn't experience much of these kind of situations... but I remember that I almost fell from roof three years ago.

Modern songs without lyrical motives written in the third person. They always extend my horizons of view for some reason.

One Piece...
Slow pacing, too much exaggerated actions, acting was okay at the start, but as the time went on, it was too passé, creepy character designs... Luffy has a pretty disturbing smile...

"Audio by Clint Mansell"... I dunno if it's Lux Aeterna, but it probably is, so... quit!

Will this continuation be as random as the first one, or will it have a plot?

Sex and clothes. Well I never!

Too much explanation in brackets.

I made one in April, 2012. But then things happened and I forgot my password... And I forgot my e-mail account password. I forgot the user name later on.

All Japanese animated cartoons fuck up and get fucked up when the main characters get older. The newest Naruto series have extremely slow pacing, and that's a good reason enough to drop it in water. But no, it's continuing!