I'm guessing that you submerged it in water or something because it has to be close to that happening in order for keys to start jumping and putting other characters down. Sounds like all you have to do is clean off the plastic sheets in the keyboard. If you didn't feel like bothering, yeah... go get another keyboard. Otherwise, have fun cracking it open, trying to clean and dry all the sheets and putting them back without any more complications coming up.

Mullets... they'll kick your ass hardcore.

B'ah... it sucks all the fun out of movies when people start getting philosophical and saying they're metaphors for this and that. It could've been a metaphor for Jesus like every other movie, too, you know!

At 7/28/08 04:29 PM, HxG wrote: No CastleCrashers release announcement? shame to you tom!

It's coming, keep your panties on. From what I seen, it's just finding the last of the bugs and putting a big NG sticker over them so nobody notices.

At 7/28/08 09:31 AM, Luis wrote: If anyone who went or screencapped stickam pics wants them to be included in my mini photo hub page that I've now made a habit of doing, drop me a PM so i can throw them into that toxic photo dump.

lol, Luis find that screenshot again of getting banned for trolling the booth cam.

At 7/28/08 12:51 AM, ArmorAll wrote: that show is really crappy... every moment it's on, my ears and eyes bleed in the panic of jumping for the fucking remote

Your statement has been fixed.

Tom,

I.O.U. one great Flash comeback. Your ear's on its way back along with instructions how to suture it back into place.

--Tool of the System

At 6/25/07 01:33 PM, Craven-Dick wrote: If he doesn't come to newgrounds anymore, How the fuck will he see this topic?

Google Search for my own username. How funny.

Estimated reaction:

At 4/12/06 02:00 AM, HAcoreRD wrote:

At 4/12/06 01:49 AM, Veerwhil wrote: 1.61

Hallelujah, first time in history, illwillpress got his due's worth.

2nd to be right, he had first deleted

No. He's gotten actually worse. I would say this is about the third time the guy finally gets his dues.

There was this one episode, Postal something. I forgot what it was called. It was actually the first Turd of the Week branded on this guy's account and what happened? Wade Fulp had a hissy fit and got rid of a bunch of accounts... IllWillPress' bad immigrant episode was prone to getting another one had he not requested it to be deleted. Then he goes off and deletes about forty of his episodes (probably to bring his batting average up), the turd episode included.

I can just see the post tomorrow... Wade getting pissed off at the Clock Crew again and banning left and right because of people who vote 0 on one of the biggest emo magnets to this site.
That's what a lot of the fan base for IllWillPress is... emos. They ruined the counterculture and every time I see one of them there's always the urge to give them a boot to the face. They pretend to be sad about everything just because of one bad incident and in reality they're just yuppies where EVERY DAY is a funeral for them.

I'd kiss my own ass if Wade doesn't get pissed off and bitches on the front page about IWP getting turd. Even if he doesn't, I'm not going to do it.

At 4/2/06 08:34 PM, PirateKirby wrote: Oh Wait...

And I thought you were making fun of how both systems got whored too much.

At 4/2/06 09:18 PM, Im_an_Ankh wrote:

At 4/2/06 09:17 PM, scottmale24 wrote:

At 4/2/06 09:12 PM, Doctor_Primate wrote: Hahaha!!! This is great news ! TAKE THAT , YOU TOADIES!!!

I though "Toadies" referred to LF's follwers.

Yeah, the peoper term is "FoamHead".

FoamHeads are pretty much interchangable with the emos. Gutless, shitheaded rich kids. Not only do they plague Newgrounds but society in general. If it were up to me they'd all be lined up and shot on sight.

At 4/2/06 01:55 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: Because when you're a popular artist, you can do anything you want.

I've seen saying this shit for years. That's one of the reasons I never go to Newgrounds spontaneously is because of the favored artists that will always get Front Page even if it's crap. Just last week or someone shown me that Tom was plugging MTV stuff and that just makes me think less of Newgrounds now.

Yes... emos love the damn IllWillPress. And typically they're the rich little shits whose parents try to buy their love. Perhaps this is totally inappropriate and hypocritical, but my guess is if I submit this game I'm working on in the future, Emo Extermination, it will never make front page because it insults about 90% of Newgrounds' brainless audience and will even worse be filed as a personal attack just because the IllWIllPress trinity (IWP, Foamy, Germaine) happen to be one of the bosses in this game. But this moment does give me an idea of what I'm going to implement for that boss battle, though: Wade constantly trying to help out in the background and you can only get to winning by freezing Wade in liquid nitrogen.

At 3/20/06 09:24 PM, TomFulp wrote: Before I go, I have to do a promo plug for MTV - it beats talking smiley faces and pop-ups on the front page!

Congratulations, Tom. You have lost it.
Where the fuck did Andy Milonakis come from? And why are you advertising for that fat asshole? Why don't you pierce your nipples and connect chains between them and a sign that says "Buy the Jackass DVD!!" while you're at it? Then again, it's become a routine for you and Wade to be whoring stuff that's going to get you more horny preteens like when you wouldn't stop sticking every damn "Neurotically Yours" episode on the front page no matter how shitty it was.

Don't forget that MTV is one of the biggest entities of evil on the planet. They pretty much do all they freaking can do get a hold on teens' cash and as sad as it is they've warped a generation into a bunch of R&B WannaBs and empty-headed whores because it's cool! They are a corporation, damnit! And you're promoting their useless crap!?

At 9/26/05 01:41 AM, -Canas- wrote:

At 9/26/05 01:38 AM, Tool_Of_The_System wrote: I cut myself... :'(

There there...

What? No, I don't you silly talentless pothead.

Because you quote Tom Goes to the Mayor.

DarkArchonNG: JEFFERTON ALIVE!
DarkArchonNG: J4TUN
DarkArchonNG: :o

Wade needs some crack. He's gotta have an 'excuse' :)

http://theringingmovie.com/movie.shtml

Don't answer it! You're going to die!

Holy shit has Hollywood reached the bottom of the barrel on ideas... A movie about killer telephones and melodramatic screaming "What do you want from us!!?"

Hey. I've been trying for a while to make a good 3D Flash engine and have been successful on the way. What I'm trying to do is make an engine that will draw a matrix of points that looks like this:

_|X|Y|Z|
0|#|#|#|
1|#|#|#|
2|#|#|#|
3|#|#|#|
4|#|#|#|
5|#|#|#|

And then the movie would use the drawing methods to make this shape.

What I'm trying to figure out is how I can get the X and Y rotations to affect the drawTo() X and Y coordinates without many bugs.

Here is a copy of my current script which will give you the front side of a star on your movie... you don't need to draw anything:

points = [[0, 0, 50], [0, -50, 0], [14.8, -20.2, 0], [47.5, -15.4, 0], [23.8, 7.7, 0], [29.4, 40.5, 0], [0, 25, 0], [-29.4, 40.5, 0], [-23.8, 7.7, 0], [-47.5, -15.4, 0], [-14.8, -20.2, 0], [0, 0, -50]];
shapes = [[0, 1, 2], [0, 2, 3], [0, 3, 4],[0, 4, 5], [0, 5, 6], [0, 6, 7], [0, 7, 8], [0, 8, 9], [0, 9, 10], [0, 10, 1]];
_root.createEmptyMovieClip("drawthis", -20);
drawthis._x = Stage.width/2;
drawthis._y = Stage.height/2;
this.onEnterFrame = function() {
drawthis.clear();
drawthis.lineStyle(1, 0x000000, 100);
drawthis.beginFill(0xFF0000, 100);
for (s=0; s<shapes.length; s++) {
drawthis.moveTo(points[shapes[s][0]][0], points[shapes[s][0]][1]);
for (p=1; p<shapes[s].length; p++) {
drawthis.lineTo(points[shapes[s][p]][0], points[shapes[s][p]][1]);
}
}
drawthis.endFill();
};

I was thinking that if a certain key was down I would have all the points in the POINTS array changed so that one number would have a chunk given to it from another number but that doesn't seem to be working very well.

On April 13th my school is supposed to be having this "Day of Silence" crap just like the rest of the nation... and the gist of it is you shut up about joking about gay people.

This is one of the biggest loads of crap the school systems are dumping on us. I'm not against queers but they're trying to turn us into humorless robots. During one of my classes some kids were discussing the bullshit in this day... one of them said he tore down one of the fliers and a teacher walked up and started bitching at him, "It's people like you we need less of." And you need a nail hit in your head if you can't see the hypocrisy in that. But eh... what am I going to do? I'll just not follow whatever rules they have on that day.

Be thankful you got the material from my anti-Numa music video, Wade... ;)

Oh shit. That's what I fear... X-Box having a portable version. It's probably going to have a "BELIEVE HALO 2!!" button that shoots surgical lazers at people who don't have an X-box.

In my mind everyone else but a select few people suck. But preps aren't what you should worry about... it's the emo-goths. Oh, wait. They're essentially the same thing.

E-Bay is not my best friend... I've gotten shafted too many times from trying to get shit for cheap from others on there. I'd rather go through the trouble of trying to fix this piece of crap myself than getting another one that's probably in shitty condition too.

Just about half an hour ago I broke one of my N64 games. So being the creative person that I am I disassembled the rest of it to see if I had broken anything in there... and looking for an alternative way to repair this game. So far I've decided I could try two things.

I could take out the chips as you can see in the picture below but I have no fucking idea which is for what... I'm guessing the biggest is the actual game. Or I could try hot gluing or soldering the broken pieces back together except it's not going to fit in the N64 port if I have too much...

So if anyone has experience in this, can you please help me out on how I can fix this? Here's pictures of the broken game to show how bad it is.

Did you say something about the fat Canadian kid who danced with the golf ball retriever? I can't read that.

Tom, you should tell people how to check e-mail headers so that nobody would be tricked.

At 3/16/05 11:37 PM, He_Who_Never_Was wrote: I saw some yellow stuff come out of her some times, she said it was love jewce so i licked it up.

That was really pee! She was trying to trick you!! :O

Peter could kick Homer's ass.

[3/14/2005 8:16:30] Homer gets drunk.
[3/14/2005 8:16:36] Peterr summons karate Lois.
[3/14/2005 8:16:37] Homer is kicked off the mortal coil!.

BlackLotus126

That's mine! :)