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At 10/5/10 11:56 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Yarg, I can attest to the ass kicking portion of college. Currently my hind is being handed to me on a silver platter, which explains why I've been so inactive lately (what's your excuse?) and apparently I just cannot learn Java despite my sincerest efforts. Sorry for not being around as much, I just got a lot going on right now and I'm sure Liz does too. Thanks everyone for being so patient thus far, I'm confident that Liz will get back to us about the roster in due time.

I can relate to the workload...4 major clubs + AP classes aren't working out too well...
Anyway, I would recommend you go read up on Javascript for Dummies. Java is a little complicated, but once you get it, its a snap.
Btw good luck to everyone else who has troubles IRL. It's 2 AM now as I type this, and I have an excel project and theology analysis due today. Anyway, good night folks (or good morning if you want to be technical).

Level 20 still sucks. It's more plumbing equipment.
The bat is where it's at.

badum kish

Anyway, not too sure on this flash.
I don't know what would be wrong with it, but I just have a gut feeling on it.

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Prove me wrong, sirs.

oh and NSFW

Call tech support? and get charged MONEY?
You seem to think that I have money to SPEND on this ordeal.

Ok, for all of you techies out there, take a look. (NG doesn't seem to have a tech forum, so here we go).
I'm running a PC, and recently I've been getting a lot of bluescreens. I opened up the case, everything seems to be plugged in, I checked the cards, the ram, the HDD, cores, etc.
So I still have the problem and I run diagnostics through BIOS. It says that the RAM is the problem, but the "area of error" is BIOME- 1.
Anyone knows what this means? Should I get new ram? Or are the motherboard ports fucking up?
I can give more info if anyone asks for it.
I just really don't want to waste money on RAM if the ports are the problem.

K, I'll give it a shot. Thanks.

also, I wasn't expecting friendly. I was just hoping I wouldn't get a bunch of computer illiterate retards asking what OS I am running when the HDD has nothing to do with this.

OS doesn't fucking matter here.

gtfo

Ok, for all of you techies out there, take a look. (NG doesn't seem to have a tech forum, so here we go).
I'm running a PC, and recently I've been getting a lot of bluescreens. I opened up the case, everything seems to be plugged in, I checked the cards, the ram, the HDD, cores, etc.
So I still have the problem and I run diagnostics through BIOS. It says that the RAM is the problem, but the "area of error" is BIOME- 1.
Anyone knows what this means? Should I get new ram? Or are the motherboard ports fucking up?
I can give more info if anyone asks for it.
I just really don't want to waste money on RAM if the ports are the problem.

At 9/6/10 07:43 PM, JohnEndel959 wrote: Cool, passed toiletpaper and barely got top 5 gain. I was away for the weekend and that is my main b/p time, so I'm glad I still made it.

How is that a GOOD thing?

Anyway, possibly stolen flash.

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If you load it up, its clearly an armor games game.
So probably stolen.

At 8/29/10 07:59 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote: Well I've accually heard about this place but never really wanted to join. Now that I accually read some of the posts and found out what you do I would like to this time. I know my post history isn't that great and don't expect to get in on my first try here but I want to at least know what I could do to get in if I try a second time.

Whew, thanks for the reminder, dead.
First one in a while. Ok, let's see here...

Badge: Way above average entrance standards, so great over there.
Whistle: not a requirement, but still amazing job there.
Posts: Could use a little work, especially the ones on page two and beyond. Mostly either 1 liners or just overall non-contributing material.

Recommendation: I'm not the Unit-Ops or anything like that, so I have no influence over the final decision, but I say you should improve your posting habits and come back here after that happens. I don't like what I saw on the second page and beyond that. Good luck nonetheless, though.

At 8/29/10 07:31 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Joining the list:
ToiletPaper

A nice welcome back to an old friend! I got word off Tails that he wanted to reappear... So here he is! In all his glorious man gloriousness! :D

Thank you, thank you. I'll take my grammy award now.
The REAL TP is back, bitches.

for those who don't know, tails was the old TP (tailspower, TP, get it?). I'm the new and improved version of grandpa over there.
Leaving the list:
mwmike - Private

After the deletion of the spammer, as mentioned above, good ol' Mike ranked out of this club! I would hope to see you on the EGB roster soon enough Mike... That's if... You'll willing to join, or even want to! See you around buddy. ;)

See ya around, mike. Good luck in the EGB if you plan on joining.

SpiffyMasta - Private

Looks like Tails has got a job on his hands as unexpectedly... Spiffy, our good ol' Unit-Ops, has RANKED OUT of the NGPD! Ahh well, you can still be 2nd in command even though you're not in the club... Right? Hmmm.

hehehehehehehehe
Wait, liz, weren't you unit ops once? If so, I'm sure Spiff can still be our unit ops.

Domo - Private

Ahhh, we lose yet another recruit as he ranks out with pride! We saw Domo begin his life in the NGPD and fly out of it in what seems like, a blink of an eye! Fair well Domo... I would hope the 2nd chance by the EGB will do you well, and that I shall see you in there soon!

Good luck with that, domo. Hope you get in sooner or later.

>>>16 ][ 0874 ][ 0000 ][ 0.00 ][ ToiletPaper Police Officer *NEW*

Dammit, all the way back to 16th? I remember when I was 10th....

At 8/29/10 07:44 PM, Kaizerwolf wrote: Friggin A, TP, it's been too long. Where the hell have you been!

In my basement fapping, my man.
Where else?

At 8/29/10 07:53 PM, Decky wrote: Nice to see ToiletPaper back again :). See ya in the portal dude.

:D

At 8/29/10 08:12 PM, Domo wrote: I thought he was already a member cause I see him in the PF quite a lot
Oh he is coming back. Welcome back!

*bows*

At 8/29/10 08:23 PM, 34Deadman wrote: I saw TP on the Club and Crews section before I went out for a BBQ. Didn't know I would past here to rejoin. Welvome back TP(you might not know me but you will soon enough)

Oh don't worry, I know you. I lurk here quite a lot. I know more about you than you think...
[/stalker]
Anyway, thanks for the welcome back guys, hope I can be as active as I once was.

Only God knows how much I'll lurk on the pf.

At 8/9/10 12:02 PM, TailsPrower wrote:

Also, what is the <iM> group-thing supposed to be? That group posts things that are practically pornographic. I think I saw one that was a real woman kicking a real man in the balls.

I don't see how that's pornographic. Were either of them nude?

Oh, that wouldn't really matter. Its considered porn by the receiving man, and I think its called nut busting or ball busting. Either way, its considered porn by those who fap to it.

don't mind me, please continue.

At 8/3/10 01:48 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: I've had my eye on the NG PD thread for a long while now, and I'd like to join! I think I have the required post quality.
I've got somewhere around 2,000 B/P points.

What else do I need to do, exactly?

Nothing. Now we wait for tails to wake up.

And while we wait...I have to disagree with Gamewiz's review. Your badge is great, your post count is amazing, and your posts themselves are 50-50. I see plenty of one-liners, but I see that you can actually dedicate yourself when you have too. Again, you're a maybe, but possibly yes. But just as gamewiz said, it's all tail's decision.
Anyway, good luck. (btw I'm not even in the NGPD, so if you want to disregard this review, go ahead. I'm a former member.)

At 8/4/10 03:11 AM, Knightsdude wrote: Hi, I would like to join but i'm not really that active on the BBS.
I have the badge requirements though.. :/

Sorry, you don't have enough posts. The minimum requirement is 50, and they can't be one-liners which I see you made yourself a good friend of. Come back when you have over 50 posts, and then you can apply.

Good luck to both of you.

Last year's record was 1,000 I think.

When's clockday guys?

also, wassap

underage b&

At 7/17/10 03:38 PM, ReunionCharles wrote: Troll

I can SMELL the butthurt through the internet.

Butthurt OP is butthurt

Wassup guys.
Not sure if this is against the rules or just extremely shitty. I didn't blow the whistle, as I'm unsure if it breaks any rules (violation of something to do with copyright of the characters? the flash is OC, but the characters are from the madness series)
Well, anyway, here ya go.

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credit to rammstein btw.

At 6/1/10 04:52 PM, Kaizerwolf wrote: Oh look, it's ToiletPaper. And Sectus.

Geez i missed you guys. :D

Well shit, I must have missed the last page. HERRO! :)
And as you said, school is ending and you're winding down. For me, this is all the more reason to be outside, or inside on video games ;)

Komm mit mir, komm auf mein Schloss
Da wartet Spass im Tiefgeschoss
Leise, leise woll'n wir sein
Den Augenblick von Zeit befrei'n
Ja, das Paradies liegt unterm Haus
Die Tür fällt zu, das Licht geht aus

Seid ihr bereit?
Seid ihr soweit?
Willkommen.....
in der Dunkelheit

At 6/1/10 01:30 PM, Sectus wrote: Hmm, what all has changed since I've left..?

Welcome back, passed this over when posting.
Completely changed NGPD, btw. Much more b/p going on now.
buck dich - befehl ich dir
wende dein Antlitz ab von mir
dein Gesicht ist mir egal
buck dich

At 6/1/10 03:22 PM, wallrus wrote: Indeed, i'm here too...Ugh, why do even bother, btter return to the cave again.
Oh hey i think i got some easy whistle points, some guys have been giving unsuitable rewies, full of cursing etc.

welcome back, despite you being here before I joined. :)

2 weeks for rollcall. Someone PM me on june 14th. ;)

At 5/26/10 08:24 PM, RogerBK wrote: Why'd Wade block someone?? Did the guy send a lot of shit to his Inbox?

Wade has blocked a shitton of people, and for that reason exactly.

old news is old

Anyone else's classes stop this Friday?

Use the same excuse. Say that you are offended. It works, dude. IT FUCKING WORKS LIKE A CHARM.

Even if you're white (like me). Say you're offended and they will back off.

Good luck, Roger

damn, that was fast

Yes, this place is not even moderately disturbing, despite a lot of you thinking so. Hell, half of the users on here are under 12.

So yes. If it was one of the *chans, on the other hand...

At 5/3/10 08:59 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Monday 3rd May 2010 (Late Roster)
Hey guys,

I apologise firstly about this roster being late. Therefore, I postponed the roster until today. Since it's bank holiday here, I have the day off.

HI LIZ! Also,
*Apologize, lol

Jesus, this weekend as been a tough one. I'm just glad that it's over and done with. The only trouble is, is that i have to go back to school tomorrow :\.

Damn straight, tough weekend. Weekdays are tougher, though. :/

>>>11 ][ 0999 ][ 0158 ][ 22.6 ][ Mans0n Police Officer +1
>>>12 ][ 0857 ][ 0011 ][ 1.57 ][ Tolietpaper Police Officer -1

screw you mas0n, screw you.

Also, sorry for being off topic, but for those who have steam, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory (released in 2009, REALLY recent game) is only $10 on steam. I'm downloading it now. It's a WORTHY buy.

See you guys in another million years.

Welcome, Decky! Just remember to be active here as well as in the portal- both are equally important.

Other than that, I hope you enjoy your stay!

Son I am disappoint.