Twilight.

At 10/29/09 12:19 PM, STEM wrote: Was way too typical of a movie for me to enjoy, especially the ending. Her face twists and she 'bites' the camera. You serious, directors? The number of times I've seen Adobe After Effects amateurs post that on youtube...

Huh? the one i got all she does is kill the guy and sit down next to the bed for 2 days

Fuck Depression.

Real men send hate through carrier pigeons.

Oh Fuck. Shit Got Real.

Can you make glass out of duct tape ?

I thought not.

Keep em coming.

Songs are so last year... Haiku's are the shit.

Kill it with your dick like a real man.

Engrave it into your dick with a Stanley knife like real heterosexuals.

Rape is much easier and save time and money.

White guy got raped by alien... whats the news?

ask for a good serving of soup.

Photoshop these two creatures caught red handed.

At 10/21/09 04:26 PM, Jezuz wrote:

At 10/21/09 04:14 PM, This-Is-Freedom wrote: Dude looks like hes predicting the future of humanity

No, that's just how he digests his disgustingly overweight mothers food that he ingests on an hourly basis.

Fascinating what does is this food?

At 10/21/09 04:54 PM, Luis wrote: how hard could the streets of england possibly be is my only question?

I think there rather comfy actually. I dont see what this mentally disordered child is on about.

This guy rides to work like a mother fucking god.

At 10/21/09 04:17 PM, kikomannnn wrote:

At 10/21/09 03:38 PM, studmuffin7 wrote: Cats rule, you should adopt it. I bet the cat and your bird will become good friends!

cats > birds.

They are true hunters.

Dog > Cats

Dude looks like hes predicting the future of humanity

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Ohh good that means a stronger coffee for me then

Im just gunna stick with my cocain addiction.

Whats the point in racism if white people want to try and be black rappers?

People can smell adoption on you.

I would make a nice coffee.

i would say the real zombie survival guide would be watching every single Heman Episode ever created and then drink a gallon of energy drink while listening to death metal. After that your ready to rip some mother fucking zombies balls off.

What fapping asian man would want to do this to wolverine =.= it fucking sickens me more than seeing a midget crawl up another mans ass whole while shitting just so he could control the man like some kind of human puppet master...

Looks like a shit blended with baby rabbits in a cup. Well done

Mother Fucking Toy Story.

get a mug saying "i love baby animals", smash it with a hammer and put the smashed pieces into there evening meal.

Take it in, Feed it on apricots then run to town, get 40 helium filled balloons, get on your roof and let go. Then just pull of a chair and watch the lulz !

for extra fun bring a BB gun and drop the cat on unsuspecting public