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i want to warn anyone who reads this: i am writing a book on this game idea and if you steal it, i will sue ur ass until you can't afford a pack of gum and not that dentene stuff, the eight pack of juicey fruit

now, it starts with this kid who is in the miltia against these aliens called glecleans. they can change form into anyone they kill by way of sucked up penis or vigina but it takes them 2-3 days to change. this kid's town is in southern nj, about 45 minutes from the pine barrens (dont get any ideas). he himself mans a potatoe gun but people over 16 can use a real gun. they are the last city in nj andonly have a 1 and a half wide strip of a supply line to philadelphia. He finds an M-1 garand and that peticular gun "opens the door" to his telacanetic side. He then moves up from a potatoe gunner to a leader of a spec ops team through varius missoans he does. it ends up being all a dream, but it begins to play out up to the find m-1 part. as he picks it up, he gets shot as a second attack comes.

answers:

1) god can make 1+1=3 because he can go into some politician's head and make him say "i think we should change our number system around so that it goes 1,3,2,5,4, etc" then go into other people's heads and make them vote yes to it. in fact god probably made you write these questions so he can make us answer the way he wants us to.

2)god can make us see any color he wants us to. he decided that he wants us to see blood red, pure light white and our skin white, black, brown or whatever color it is. he can made the next generation all have different color filtering membrane things

3)he can mass murder everyone at the same time except for random people and they could never in the life of them prove that there was some disease or something that killed them all

4)god can make anything he feelings like. as i stated in answer 1, god can make me write questions that make no sense like "what is the square pi of a cow's squral?"

5)no, he wouldn't exist because no one believes him and would believe in something else like shila, the hindu god of ice or something like that

6)it doesn't disprove his existance, proves his omnipotence, and proves his trancendance

thats my answers and they are probably effected by the fact i am religious (not hardcore religous, just go to church just about every sunday and almsot fall a sleep during it. oh by the way, im presbaterian, so i think almost like a catholic but not).

rape isn't forced sex. look it up. who said she was hot? who said she didn't have aids? who said she didn't cut him up with a butter knife 25 times? free sex for some aids and 25 scars. you are a loser 35 year old virgan if that turns you on.

that is a stupid post. everyone should work hard for everything otherwise it isn't really earned. if you like to lay back and relax, you won't go anywhere except to the grave

this is one of those "911 was predicted in the bible and we found that out 3 years after it happened" or "the titanic almost collided with another whip when it was leaving port". thanks for warning.