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At 1 hour ago, saqwert wrote: I was going to say the blacks, but whatever

you beat me to it.

I didn't dare turn on my speakers, I didn't want to hear the screams. But, I was chatting with a friend of mine, and he lives walking distance from the US/Mexico border. The mexican government is doing all they can to stop the gang violence, It just needs time.

He also told me if you go outside of your house past curfew in mexico, the drug gangs drive by and shoot you point blank. Fucked up shit.

I will not post the video link due to it being very graphic. I saw this about a month ago (when it first popped up) and I couldn't believe my eyes. I bring this up because I watched it again yesterday. I want to know the full story behind it. Is this the work of Drug Cartels? Mexican terrorists (lol)? What the hell?

And how was the guy still wincing when his neck was split open and he lost all that blood? I thought he died instantly but he had a facial expression so he was still alive...

At 9 minutes ago, MrRager wrote: She's gorgeous mang, she is showing her true natural beauty and isn't polluted by the media of today trying to look like a super model.
Now that is a woman.

I know. One of my best friends (a woman) took pictures of herself with no makeup all the time, I always told her she was beautiful, she still is :')

I honestly cannot wait until this movie comes out. Im in the middle of Catching Fire, but Idc if the movie ruins the end, Im so hyped! Best thing is is it comes out two days before my birthday

Yoga pants.

But ever since I saw a large girl wear them today, I kinda lost faith in all of humanity.

At 3 minutes ago, dlxrevolution wrote:

At 10 minutes ago, TheKman01 wrote: What do you guys think of this?

She's obviously gorgeous. If you think otherwise, your standards are ridiculous and unrealistic.

I never said she wasn't. What I'm saying is half the people who say the deformed child is beautiful are full of shit.

She's beautiful.

I have seen these things all over facebook lately, and the thing that pisses me off the most, is probably over 50% of people that say "she's truly beautiful" are just kissing ass so people think they're good people. I have never liked one of these photos or commented, but I keep seeing all of this shit, and it's pissing me off. Call me heartless, but who's to say these aren't real? (not saying they aren't it's just a possibility.) What if these are just photoshopped? And then some dumbass thinking, "Ima get pussy if girls think Im sweet" post these all over facebook, then my stupid as hell friends like it, and it pops all over my newsfeed. What do you guys think of this?

What should it be?

I was thinking this summer, if I start MMA competition, I'm going to get my frohawk, bick it, and put color in my hair.

Any other ideas?

General facebook population:

"oh, Im going to spread good so I'm going to steal a picture off the internet of some guy with bleeding herpes all over his body, edit with photoshop to make it worse, and lie to say this guy is dieing."

Haven't you ever noticed that like half of the people who do that stupid shit are arabs?

smh.

This has only happened to me once, but if it was only once, it shouldn't really matter, but I want to share.

I was about 10 years old, living in my current house that I live in, and I remember walking out of my room... I saw this woman with pitch black hair covering her face, paper-white skin, and dressed in a white-ragged gown. I turned for half a second because of fear, and turned around, and she was gone.

It fucking sucked. Seeing all of these happy couples.... Then me.

But hey, my parents bought me candy and new MMA trunks so It's all good

wtf, I think legally they can't do that. If you're on your LUNCH break, that's when everyone is allowed to use their phones. Get a lawsuit.

I loved dip. I started dipping in 8th grade. But now, I very rarely (if at all) dip anymore.

in 10th grade

My gums are not fucked up and i'm glad. But every opportunity I had, I had a lip full of tobacco.

At 21 hours ago, yurgenburgen wrote:
That would have been Hess, Goering or Himmler.

The first one is my last name :o

I say no more.

Who gives a fuck what flag they stand in front of? My fucking bloodline comes from Nazi Germany, I'm, somehow, blood-related to a top nazi official who was either 2nd or 3rd in command after Hitler, you think this shit offends me? Hell fucking no. People need to stop being pussies.

I remember in 5th grade, my teacher took away my whole class' recess break away. Sadly, I can't remember the reason. I think it was because we were talking during an assembly. We had to go to the lunch room as a class, get our lunch, and go back to our classroom.

never getting those days of no recess back. EVER.

At 8/24/11 04:09 PM, Asandir wrote: I would accept in an instant.

Lmao this.

At A few seconds ago, Squidbit wrote: I think you're a little quick to use the word hate. Especially since you guys were best friends.

Yeah, maybe I was a little too strong on the word "hate."

maybe "dislike a little" would be better..

That you hated. Let me explain...

There was this girl that I knew a while back (just friends) and long story short, she moved. So now, we would still talk, but we used to be best friends. Very, very close. And one time I tried talking to her on facebook and she got really pissed at me and blocked me, and I didn't say anything... literally. I didn't have anything to talk about and she said I was being "annoying."

wtf

Now, I can't decide if I hate her or if I miss her....

Anyone else in this situation?

I think I shit my pants. I really like this.

At 2/5/12 11:59 PM, Razz wrote: Recently I've found it smells like fart and sex. I should probably do some cleaning.

I've been farting in my sheets for the past two nights, and I would wave the sheets out to get the smell and warmth out, so my room smells like poop now :(

At 2/5/12 08:43 PM, II2none wrote: Lysol.

Can I borrow some?

I really dont have any..

Fuck the super bowl, UFC 143 was yesterday and there were some bomb ass fights.

At 2/5/12 08:22 PM, majormelthesackboy wrote: poopooo

Lolwut?

At 2/5/12 08:17 PM, bgraybr wrote:

At 2/5/12 08:17 PM, TheKman01 wrote: nah just kidding, I'm fairly muscular. No, I'm not posting pictures of myself on Newgrounds. So if you want to think I'm lying, go ahead..

PM me pics kthxbai.

OK I lied. Im a 300+ lbs boy who uses a hoveround to get from place to place.

satisfied?

At 2/5/12 08:15 PM, bgraybr wrote:

At 2/5/12 08:12 PM, TheKman01 wrote: I didn't spill mashed potatoes in my room either....

Nom nom nom. Maybe they're just trapped in a fat fold. Or a potato is growing in the pile of discarded food under your bed.

To my surprise, the underneath of my bed is shiny clean O.o

And I'm not fat, I'm big boned!

nah just kidding, I'm fairly muscular. No, I'm not posting pictures of myself on Newgrounds. So if you want to think I'm lying, go ahead..

At 2/5/12 08:13 PM, ScaryPicnic wrote: my bedclothes are a cum sponge

Don't worry, I use my towel.

At 2/5/12 08:10 PM, bgraybr wrote: Nothing, 'cause I'm not a fatass that spills mashed potatoes in my room.

I didn't spill mashed potatoes in my room either....

O.o

At 2/5/12 08:08 PM, MiloBased wrote: WTF! pom poms? Nicki Minaj? MIA?

WTF is this mess of a travesty i'm witnessing???!!

I agree. This half time show is terrible

I was getting bored of the half time show (which isnt that great anyway) and I went in my room, and instantly found out that my room smells like mashed potatoes....

I have my MMA bag with my MMA trunks, gloves that I hit sweaty people with, my compression shorts that hold my cup, garbage, and miscellaneous items in my room.

So NG, what does your room smell like?

all trolls welcome.