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George Romero presents: Diarrhea of the Dead.

Blasting out to a theater near you in horrifyingly graphic 3D!

Rated R for Rump-Roasting.

Well, someone sure is new to the forums.

At 3/7/13 03:08 AM, HighWay wrote:

At 3/7/13 02:28 AM, TheGrim wrote: But then again, nothing is more satisfying than locking on, flicking up just the perfect amount, feeling that sweet spot, and popping another player in the cranium. Man that shit is just jizz-worthy, to be perfectly blunt.

that's why i love playing sniper classes.

even though i am trash at them.

something about scoring them skulls is so satisfying.

Definitely- I may not be too great at sniping, but having a powerful weapon that can get me a one-hit kill from a distance so far away that my enemy can barely see me is just awesome. I love that in Battlefield 3- though I do miss the M24 from Bad Company 2, that rifle was just godly, though the L96 is a nice replacement.

At 2/24/13 02:44 PM, MiniDroidKreator wrote: It's just too soon to tell if the PS4 would flop. Just have to wait and see how this turns out in a couple more months.

This. You guys can theorize all you want, but life doesn't always follow expectations- it's best to just see what Sony does in the months to come and then we can make more accurate judgments then.

I'm very glad my circumcision didn't go awry. Poor kid is gonna be missing an inch off his shaft, it'll haunt him for the rest of his Jewish life...

Oh and I'm not Jewish.

Happy Birthday Ptero!

Go out and do something spontaneous. If you catch yourself getting into routines, break them.

I figure I'd get used to it.

I really can't say- I'm not gay.

Trying to shape it into a mountain and it even barely resembled a gun?

I'm not sure who is worse, the teacher or the student. Get that kid in some sculpture classes, goddammit, this is just sad.

I like my school, so I'm not going to go out of my way to be assholes to the people who go to and work at it.

If that's your cup of tea, go ahead.

Looks pretty damn cool, in my opinion. Robert Downey Jr. plays the role of Iron Man just perfectly- the right amount of cautious and cocky.

SO HOW'S YOUR SEX LIFE MARK?

I'll just do it like I did it in Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater- pull out the EZ Tazer and spam it in every direction and then drag the bodies off to the side.

The Harlem Shake is so stupid, it was mildly interesting at first and then it died faster than Gangnam Style.

Now it's just horrible.

I say, "I'm going to view that fine viddy, droogs."

Because A Clockwork Orange is one of the hardest books to read. Ever.

Well, welcome to democracy. Nobody gives a flying fuck about the minority- it's only the super-rich who matter.

And any attempt on taxing them more results in "UNFAIR TREATMENT OF THE RICH OBAMA IS A TYRANT DOWN WITH OBAMA HITLER HE'S RUINING AMERICA COMMIE SOCIALIST SCUM."

So the rich get richer and the poor get poorer.

God Bless America!

At 3/7/13 03:01 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote:

At 3/7/13 02:46 AM, TheGrim wrote: Please don't say I've been UOTD and missed it

Nope, you haven't been as far as Google is concerned.

Mildly depressing, but good as gold baby.

Thank you, other Grim.

Please don't say I've been UOTD and missed it

At 3/3/13 02:45 PM, Jester wrote: Been looking forward to this for awhile. I've exhausted Dishonored and need a new steampunk game.

This so much, fifth run in and I just don't feel too invested in playing for another game.

Bioshock Infinite looks to be a fun trip.

At 3/7/13 01:21 AM, MonoBro wrote: I agree - Geno should be in the next Smash title. I'd like to see the Battletoads make an appearance as playable characters.

If Battletoads were playable characters, everyone would get stuck on the bike level.

Everyone.

I haven't played a lot of competitive games recently, to be honest- been sinking hours into New Vegas and Fallout 3, though I did pick up Red Dead Redemption last weekend. Very fun game, but often I get into matches with headshot pro-gunners who can scope my skull from across the map with a Springfield 9/10 times.

But then again, nothing is more satisfying than locking on, flicking up just the perfect amount, feeling that sweet spot, and popping another player in the cranium. Man that shit is just jizz-worthy, to be perfectly blunt.

At 3/7/13 02:00 AM, Pkmn2 wrote: Where in the US can I find Sonic restaurants? I want to try one when I go there. Are there any in California?

Just get a shake or a malt. The food is substandard and not worth buying.

But the whole, "They're on roller skates and can slam into your car and spill your food at any moment," factor adds some thrill to getting your meal, I'll admit.

I've honestly never liked American cheese- Cheddar is better in every way. Plus I love almost every type of hard cheese. I'd eat cheese raw all day if I could.

OP

You light up my world like nobody else
The way you smile at the ground gets me overwhelmed

Nah in all seriousness I've lost almost all hope in modern music, I spend most of my time listening to 50's style rock and roll, Chuck Berry, Jerry Lee Lewis, etc.

But the occasional song comes along that I really like. I like a couple of songs from Weezer, Foster the People, The Shins, Oasis, and The Lumineers, to name a few.

At 3/6/13 06:21 PM, Spedmallet wrote:

You're missing the point. I wasn't swerving or driving recklessly; I would have never been caught if it weren't for the guy who hit me. None of this would have ever happened

They're demonized because often they are reckless. But I was being absolutely careful with my driving; going the speed limit, yielding for pedestrians, stopping at lights, etc.

Listen dinglewiener, you don't seem to understand how The Law works. See, a DWI means DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED. You got charged with a DWI, and you plainly admitted that you were intoxicated at the time of the crash.

It doesn't matter if you drove nice and safe. It doesn't matter if you donated $10,000 to the poor before you got in a wreck. It doesn't matter if you saved a man's life a second before you got in the wreck. You were intoxicated while you were driving, and buddy, that's a big ol' no-no. The fact that you're trying to contest the charge shows how completely inept you are.

And the suggestion about the movie Flight is utterly perfect for the situation: Denzel Washington plays an airplane pilot that is drunk during a routine flight, but his plane breaks down- he ends up pulling a miraculous maneuver that saves everyone on-board. But he was drunk, and you cannot just escape the law.

Just face it dude, you did a fucking stupid thing by driving while drunk and now you're paying the price. The police were in no way abusive or overstepping their authority, you BROKE THE LAW.

So shut the fuck up and pay up, buster, because your arguments are pathetic and you are a generally bad person from what you've shown so far.

Hate to double post, but just realized how this is just a more abusive version of the Great Gatsby.

But still follow my advice, Jay, old chap. I mean, when Gatsby tried to go behind Tom's back to see Daisy, the resulting actions led to his getting shot to death while lounging in his pool.

Don't die, OP. And NEVER EVER FUCKING EVER force her to choose.

To be honest? You're a fucking asshole.

Until she gets a divorce, she's cheating on her husband. She can divorce him at any time, she should divorce him if what you say is true. But going behind the husband's back is just asking for trouble- not on you, but on her.

Make her get the divorce and play keep away until she does. Otherwise you're both asshats and need to get your heads checked.

Omegle for me is just CAPTCHACAPTCHACAPTCHACAPTCHA

Annoys the hell out of me.

At 3/7/13 12:33 AM, supergandhi64 wrote:

At 3/7/13 12:25 AM, TheGrim wrote:

At 3/7/13 12:14 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: heh . . . i notice a lot of people get question #4 wrong

--supergandhi64

You think there's a right or wrong answer to Question #4?

You are some kind of retarded, aren't you, church boy?

all i'm saying is that premarital sex is filthy, wrong, morally destitute and against everything america stands for . . . every time a couple has premarital sex in america it's a victory for terrorism

--supergandhi64

You are really trying too hard to look like a dumbass

Adding your name to your post when your username is about two inches above it and to the left is just a little sad, too.

I'm guessing you're pretty new to the forums.

I'm reporting this thread to Wade, you guys are some sick fucks posting that kind of porn all over my Beebess