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At 2/2/11 12:03 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: A problem has presented itself to you. But you are WAY too cool to use normal solutions. So what do you do? My car's heater didn't work. So instead of spending a bunch of money installing a new one, I use my highly evolved brain and created my own propane heater.

What innovative solutions have you found to your various problems?

same thing happened to me but i stole a car to part it out then dumped it.

got a sick ass ride now lol (not kidding)

death is nothing

1's body simply returning to a natrual state.

eventually being 1 with nature. (all the atoms brake down to be somthing new) (not speaking of "your soul" but your body itself)

At 2/2/11 12:33 AM, Mason wrote: Half smile and a dirt stache. Not snail trail enducing.

KODY HEART!!!! I KNOW U LOL

family guy

futurama

american dad

At 2/1/11 04:19 PM, m4x0 wrote: Golbat likes the jailbait

lol thats fucking so funny

is it considered rare n worth money?

it gets me too some times but the ice cream guy drives a pink n yellow truck n plays pink panther theme song while selling ice cream and meth.

you got an interesting point here but i dis-agree.

lolollollol +1

ya i hate new-fags that vote 5 on shit

intresting. i say you get agressive but not physical.

tell him that your not gay and he is and make fun of him for it D: (put him on blast and he wont like you at all then he wont even want to fuck and or get fucked by you anymore)

no your just 1 of thos types that get scared of police lol.

letting him pull you over.... pft you got caught either way.

now say u burnt out n cop didnt care at all. thats funny.

say you burnt out n outran him. now thats awsome.

say you burnt out tryed to outrun n got in high speed chase?

"badass" as you hope to be

its all fake

lol that sucks for you

kid had heart attack from his cocain addiction lol.

this happened at my school too.

smoke that ounce of meth u had

At 8/13/09 08:23 AM, fastdrew wrote:

At 8/13/09 08:21 AM, Catoblepas wrote: I feel like a man drunk. On alcohol.

I feel scared because you have that image saved too your computer.

you should be more scared cause he had his friend take the picture 0.0

At 8/13/09 07:08 AM, Jon2theJon2 wrote: I have triscuits, kool-aid, and Nintendo 64. My mom is supervising the party, she's realy chill. No loud music though.

OMG AWSOME. ILL BRING THE BITCHES. THE WEED. THE EVERCLEAR (95% alcohol) THE SHROOMS AND EXTACY BUT U BRING THE HOT MILF OF YOURS :D

At 8/13/09 08:20 AM, Eddyking wrote: What a role model...
But seriously she is about to fall off hoe cliff.

well ill be there to catch her :D

At 8/12/09 05:55 PM, ixintro wrote: It's true.

Funny. I Justed Used MS Paint.
FU MAM im smoking!

Megan Fox? No sir. Emma Watson!

NO SIR MEGAN FOX > EMMA WATSON...

but... megan fox... + emma watson?? ehh?? eh??

At 8/8/09 04:42 PM, tarahloveshentai wrote: ...In a small apartment complex.

He lives up stairs and the apartment across from him downstairs lives a couple that has sex from anywhere in the middle of the day to 2 am in the morning.

He would jokingly text me when they would go at it but I didn't think anything of it until I a couple nights when I spent the night. They are very very loud. There bed is right in front of the window which they always have open.

You can hear everything. The girl, the guy, the we noises, and the skin on skin.

If this happened where you lived, how would you react?
Do you have any situations where things like this have happened?

you would simply... get in your room... fuck a chick even louder.

maybe have a little switch-a-roo

u never know she could be even better

if u take metrotolin (miss spelled i know) but its for peaple with jetlag
its not a drug. all it is, is wat your brain natrualy makes to get tired. so u just slowly get sleepy
and it is 100% natrual and 100% safe. (they seem to give extremely relistic dreams)

At 8/6/09 06:23 AM, killerhatch wrote: Haf Fun.
Also shit base pic.

The Greatest Itouch... EVERRRR
It Can Make This POP OUTA THE SCREEN AND BE REAAL!!!

At 1/4/08 02:29 AM, Mydarklord wrote: No bullshit or horshit here. Means no lying. Who here has actually seen a pussy/vagina in real life? Other than your mom's or sis's. I wouldn't be surprised seeing how you just kids on NG who doesn't even have a social life to have a girlffriend or perheps too ugly to share their face in public. Come out, don't be shy.

posting this topic im guessing u havent lol.
anyways yes i have. ive done more then just see 1 to if u know wat i mean.
but sadly 50% of NG peaple havent. sucks to be them

At 8/3/09 10:25 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: well id go to the police station and use that as a bunker to protect and with all the weapons they should have and my weapons id be alright

but u got no food lol. u gotta go to BIG ASS cosco or somthing. they sell guns camping suppys suppy of food for months for like 10 peaple. (maybe more) they got ammo they got everything u need.

At 7/1/09 11:42 AM, Frenzy wrote: It works now, I hope

I'm curious to see which Newgrounds aura is the most popular. So, I made this poll. Please vote for which aura you currently are using. Thanks!

JOIN THE DARKSIDE

At 8/4/09 05:26 AM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 8/4/09 05:25 AM, letiger wrote: I hate beards.

psss

[ ive had my beard since i was 15 ]

bro thats a go-tee not a bread. a bread is like full face.. bigass homeless looking thing

At 6/20/09 07:33 AM, Curlyboy8 wrote: These plastic guns can be awesome or horrible, nerdy wastes of money depending on your opinion. What do you think about these things? I personally think that if they are either overly ridiculous machine gun toys or are modded correctly they can be a fun way to waste time.

they can be fun if u mod them to shoot sharp objects. requires taking apart... putting big ass springs. adding counter waights... few other things but they work out well if u know how.

At 8/2/09 08:05 AM, Sealander wrote:

At 8/2/09 08:01 AM, Jonners wrote:

Forum Topic: a flight attendant mistaken me for.

You mean "Mistook"

At 8/2/09 07:54 AM, Sealander wrote: a girl. i was leik WTF?!?!

You mean "like"

this is why i love newgrounds. no need for perfect grammar man ;) and btw crossdresser, reminded me of a girl in a music camp i went to. when i first saw her, i thought she was a dude.
she had a mohawk, bald on the sides of her head. and wore all black in a rock type of style with dog collars. dude she really really confused me for the first week of the camp. :O

thats your dream girl right there.
but anyways. u should have made a funny joke and "mistook" the flight atentident as a man. would just be funny on both sides