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At 6/15/10 04:29 AM, mdf99 wrote:

At 6/15/10 04:24 AM, Yamor wrote: Who sleeps with a knife under their pillow? I sense a lie.

SHAME!

army commandos traumatized by war do...

I have a handgun stuck in my matress that i can reach in about five seconds. I also have a steel plate that will take most low caliber bullets above my head while sleeping to use as cover while grabbing the gun.

Hah. I have heard that one before.

You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears?

At 6/12/10 01:52 PM, Chemich wrote: Medium or gtfo

Medium or please gtfo.

At 6/12/10 01:49 PM, ActualOccurences wrote: Mmmmmm. Like eating a shoe! But seriously I love all meat well done so there!

*firmly* Sir please leave.

At 6/12/10 01:45 PM, STEM wrote: I suppose some find it difficult to laugh at their own demographic

Dohohohohohohohohohohoho
thats a good one Waldorphe.

This is some video i found of hati. Just press and hold F11 to activate.

HEY GUYS I HAVE LIVE FEED OF THE HATI EARTHQUAKE JUST HOLD F11 TO ACTIVATE!

At 6/11/10 10:18 AM, FurryDemon wrote: Prove to me this chair does not exist.

Why my good sir that exact chair does not exist as after the photography of the chair some small change made it into a very , very , very similar chair. Such as the wind blowing on it corading the chair in the slightest bit or, a man sitting upon it with unwashed pants causing bacteria to affect the chair. That exact chair does not exist.

Alright guys no rules here. Photoshop away on this picture lets see what you got.

Kilts arent really skirts??!!?!?NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO

At 6/7/10 02:04 PM, Rucklo wrote:

At 6/7/10 01:35 PM, mrty wrote: If a regular user made such thread, it's be locked by now. By Poozy, with a smart-ass post like always, using the ":|" emoticon.

Are you talking about this thread? Why the hell would a thread like this get locked up if somone else made it? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, BOY??

ALRIGHT I AM POSTING A THREAD LIKE THIS LETS SEE IF IT GETS BANNED RUCKLO LIKE IT WILL.

At 6/7/10 10:27 AM, ThR wrote: Who the hell are you?

Troll admins... they are everywhere just walk away....
He will get distracted by this false story..

GUYS GUYS CLOCK CREW IS DOWN YOU ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS POST GALIXIES !!!

Fuck you man... *sniff* fuck you....

At 6/7/10 03:21 AM, SuzpektClean wrote: Whatever Howl turned into

OH FUCK WHAT DOES OWL I MEAN HOWL TURN INTO I CAN'T THINK OF WHAT HE TURNS INTO WITH BLACK WINGS AND BLACK FEATHERS WHAT COULD OWL I MEAN HOWL BE?!?!?!?!

At 6/7/10 06:35 AM, reviewer2 wrote: cker

Well.... ok man... thats nice..

I would be the animal on the top of the food canine with the highest kills.
What i already am , man.

At 6/6/10 10:44 PM, TyPah wrote: believe in Jesus and His Father and don't pay to much attention to Hell.Proof

now for the smartass replies...

What are we doing here?
Passing on our jeans and advancing life.
Why is this here?
We won the genetic lottery and hit the right combination for life.
How did this get here?
A supernova sun.
Where do we go from here?
Bitch dident i tell you that?
.....
OK LETS SAY I AM A WIZARD BECAUSE I CAN MAKE VOLCANOS FROM WATER FEAR MY MIGHTY POWER OR I SHALL START THE BLACK PLAUGE.

I HAVE A ROCK THAT KEEPS TIGERS AWAY. IT WORKS BECAUSE THERE ARE NO TIGERS IN NORTHERN AMERICA ROAMING !

You cant declare that proof that there is a god. If there is a god i belive you can get on his good side by doing good things and helping others if there isent well, you did good things and helped life continue for everyone else.

At 6/7/10 04:07 AM, Hierophant wrote: Kill yourself.

Not a joke.

Wait what?
Nah i think i will keep running my four businesses while calling my high school friends to laugh at them everytime i feel a bit sad.

At 6/6/10 10:05 AM, SoulPiker wrote: This works in newgrounds.
site:newgrounds.com gallery_tomfulpnudes.php

No it does not.

At 6/6/10 01:04 AM, sixflab wrote:

At 6/6/10 01:02 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I can make it stop moving and I can make it move a tonne. I guess I'm a freak that has more control over his mind than most... Or they don't work...

Honestly it's doing the same thing for me that you mentioned.

I can get the thing to wave around fast or stop compleatly for a few seconds if i hold my breath.

Oh heck yes i'm charzard

At 6/4/10 09:06 PM, dx5231 wrote:

At 6/4/10 09:02 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: Fuck pokemon

I second that.

Fuck you all
Charzard fuck them in the ass.

At 6/6/10 06:05 AM, Wabblefish wrote: Obama went to Harvard due to his own merits, not because his parents were rich. People seem to forget that we actually have an intellectual in the office (besides him being black and all).

Wow you are wrong on so many levels man.

HE IS SPOUTING MEMES

At 6/5/10 08:05 PM, adio0205 wrote: Bool story cro.

Brisk narritive male sibling!

At 6/5/10 08:02 PM, xenonmonkey wrote: Dun Dun. DUN DUN DUN DUN.

The bell tolls for you.

Oh shit you have gohnariha man. Get to the hospital NOW you only bleed when its untreeted GET TO THE HOSPITAL NOW!!!

Mian1: Phew we made it to 2012 we did alot of work for this one... think we should keep going
Mian2: Nah man this calender probably won't make it to 2012 anyways. I think we are good.