At 4/7/08 11:26 AM, jmtb02 wrote: Modship
I was modded around 2,500 posts I think. It doesn't take a large post count at all.

I'm on/off with my rate of posting. Some weeks I post a lot, some weeks I mainly just lurk. All things considered though, I'm on NG every single day for at least a few hours doin' somethin'. I'd love to see liljim or someone check the logs for my account assuming their is some sort of system where you can actually check to see how much a user goes on the site and what they do on it.

I'm sure if a "checking" system like that doesn't exist now it's in the works. The little voice in my head tells me so. >:3

Anyway, I've been on the wonderful site for now over a year and then some. Said it once and I'll say it again, I ain't leavin' anytime soon. : )

SN

When me and the other original "founders" of The Duders created NG account we all thought it would be SUPER COOL to have our names like The[insert-somethin']duder. I was originally "TheOriginalDuder", which came from me being the first "duder" in the eyes of my ol' friend Kyle. Back when we were still able to change the names I never thought about changing it. Once I heard the names will be locked I decided to change it a bit to make it suit me better. So I toke out orginal and popped in criminal as it reflect both my personality and lifestyle more. :3

The only reason I don't change it now is a simple two... One, I can't think up a better username, I thought about Mullet_King, Mullet-Man. Criminal_Duder, Criminal(liked that one) and a few others. And for two........... I'm just don't care enouph.

At 4/6/08 11:56 PM, Senti wrote:

That's an adorable image. Really. I like that a lot. Go for it.

I think I will. : )

I'll phoune my girlfriend right now and get on it! jk jk lol :P

Marriage

I hope to marry myself up with a nice girl in the next 5 or so years. Marriage is nice, it's amazing to have a strong relationship with a person who you can really call your "partner in life" honestly.

It's better then marrying the first girl to give you a hand job! :D

Kids

I love kids, I don't like babies too much though, but I'm cool with 'em. I'd love to see a lil' mullet-man jr. runnin' 'round catchin' bulfrogs and throwin' rocks at trains. ^^

Swift 3D

Just got my copy. Not bad, pretty comfortable program actually. The tuts pretty much teach you the whole thing. Sucks though, can't seem to figure out how to import stuff from it onto flash cs3... I don't know if it even can import stuff onto cs3. I know it can for flash mx. :/

Anyway It's cool foolin' 'round in different feilds sometime. 3D animation is really neat. Moduling is challageing in a good way and I love the camera and light effects possible. :3

Also, "E" is bad for you children. I quit it. : )

Finally.... 4/20 plans? My bud justin is holdin' a party at his apartment. lol

At 4/4/08 09:14 PM, hashbrown wrote:

drinking is bad for you!

Good thing I'm plannin' on smokin' mainly.

At 4/4/08 09:23 PM, Senti wrote:

Thank God for the clamato. Enjoy your weekend.

I was surprised when I first tried clamato. Not bad stuff.
Thankies, I need a good party to let loose. I always find that I can work much better after getting everything out of my system through extreme means. :)

At 4/4/08 08:48 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote:

That would never happen cause I'll never reach 30000 EXP here.

I might. :3

Woot for internet life!

The weekend...

I AM PREPARED!

BoMToons ? :3

Probably wrong. :P

Politic Ideology

Where do ya'll stand? I'm just curious. :3

From left wing to right wing, Communist, Socailist, Liberal, Conservative, or Facist?

I'm a conservative(woot big business!).

Gasp! A hick that knows politics.

Jewelry

I wear a gold necklace which I got from my ol' man. If I wasn't in strength and conditioning at school I'd probably wear my gold bracelite, and maybe my watch too...

Yes, I'm a crazy DUTCH pickle eating mullet-man who loves gooooooooooooooooooooooooold! >:3

Other then that I don't wear any jewelry. Peircings always kind of put me off. :S
I love tattoos though that counts more of a body art thing I think.

WRESTLEMANIA!

Twas awesome. I quite enjoyed it despite a few disappointing moments. They put on a good show and adjusted wonderfully durring technical problems. The wrestlers did their job well and put on a great show, some pulled off some dang fine tricks. All in all a great show.

I was stuck watching it alone with my dog... :(

Social crap.

I use to be the weird loser kid that would always be alone or hang out with the same loser friends all day, spend most of his time inside his room either playing mass amounts of video games or just screwing around on the computer, never doing anything fun, never doing anything productive, just wasting time in hopes that something good will come in the future.

I always avoided poeple and was very anti-social and depressed a lot too. No passion in life, no hobbies, and no real friends. Till one day I finally smartin'ed up, quit my bitchin', and got out of the room. Talked to poeple, met poeple, got some good friends, met some real nice girls, got me a dang good girlfriend, found a hobby, got an idea of what I could do in the future and ya. Pretty much I just stopped being a loser and if someone gives me a hard time I give them one. I can proudly say I have won 8 out of the 9 fights I've had in high school.

Girlfriends and girls.
I've never felt uncomfortable around girls. As a kid I hung out with my sis and her friends a lot, then I lived with only my mom and sis for a while, I was friends with more girls then guys in both middle school and high school. Honestly though for girlfriends it was rare. I've had a few one-night-stands but most between grade 9 and 10. I've had maybe 3 girlfriends in my life. The first one was odd, second a terrible on/off for 2 years, and my current is the best ever. We do so much together and have so much fun. We've done things and told things to eachother no one else knows. It's just such a great relationship when your truly close with a person.

Though it's funny how I went bondage queen, bondage queen, and then redhead russian for my girlfriends. :/

Blargh! Quick screeny of your stage of a current flash project! (Or somethin'!)

Post it faggot! >:3

If I could make a livin' off flash like you guys, the only thing keeping me in school would be the $200 a month from an orphand fund I get as long as I'm in school.

Thankfully I feel like I've identified my key problems and are trying to improve.
To make a livin' off somethin' ya enjoy doin' should be the main goal of every person I think. If you like taking out the trash then be a garbage man, not the president of some large company or doctor.
I'd choose being some dude on the internet that's semi-e-famous and makes a living off flash game sponsorship, award money, site ad revenue, and merchindise profits over a lawyer, doctor, ceo, and even as a prime minister... any day!

But hey I'm just a poor hick that lives just outside the slums of the 3rd most expensive business city in Canada -- Chilliwack, B.C.

At 3/29/08 12:26 AM, Coolio-Niato wrote: Real Life

It's really overrated lately. Comments?

Totally. I should got off my bum, improve my work ethic, and spend a good few days solid on the computer doin' somethin' productive... like make flash. :3

Also: Darryl wanted you to know he got an "A" on every song in Coolio Beat2 or somethin'.

I suck ass at rythme game. :P;;

At 3/27/08 10:26 AM, J1mp wrote:

At 3/26/08 07:05 PM, TheCriminalDuder wrote: Vaporizer

Do you just need to put larger amounts in?

It seems like it. Though it's only like a $60 one. :P
It works and it's pleasent. Takes about 2 bowls worth to get ya ripped.

At 3/26/08 07:11 PM, NextToNothing wrote:

At 3/26/08 07:05 PM, TheCriminalDuder wrote:

Vaporizer
... it's wonderful...

Idk if it was related but glad you took my advice, and indeed wonderful.

Actually it was your advice. Thank you very much. ^^

At 3/26/08 06:00 PM, Luis wrote: stop complaining and entertain us

I bought my second NG shirt today. <3 (NG Logo BLACK Large)

I'll snag a cam and dance/strip for ya'll sometime. :3

ZOMG Webcam whore!

Vaporizer

So smooth, so nice, so couph free, and so very easy on my lungs. I've fallen in love I think.
I'm serious if you haven't tried one yet, get one. Nothing, but pure THC. The perfect pure high. No headacks from inhaling lighter fluid when using a bong, no tar, no risk of your friend bumping you and swallowing yucky bong water... it's wonderful... Except ya gotta use more stuff with it and the glass can sometimes get hot.

We named it "Skittles" because of it's rainbow lights. :)

OH Theirs a good topic!

Names of junk!

Everyone names objects, or at least some poeple. What's something you guys have named in your house? I can be anything froma fridge to a hunting rifle!

"Lucy" the big bong named after the girl from Lucy in the Sky with Daimons, it's colors remind us of her.
"The Red(Sometimes Purple) Death" Small water bong with a skull painted on it. It's red... and sometimes purple... we can't tell.
"Cindy", my PS3. We put an ARNGRY FAIC sticker on it and I said, "Why hello Cindy..." in a daze and we laughed and decided to call it that.
"Crappy Maccy", Darryls Mac which has only been turned on twice in it's lifetime and sleeps forever under my computers desk.

Oh, and apparently my left nuts name is "Bob", and the right "Steve". Says my awesome russian girl.

At 3/26/08 01:45 PM, Rudy wrote: Hm, the thread has been a little slow today :/

We just need to give someone a new gimmick to make fun of.

Hmm, Luis is mexican, Neg is a serial killer, GAYel is Mr.Smart, your an emo, I'm.... ya, and everyone else has huge cocks.

At 3/26/08 02:13 AM, Lambinvoker wrote:

At 3/26/08 02:09 AM, TheCriminalDuder wrote: The Duders are the best series.

And that series' author is soooo modest too.

Meh, I just get bitchy when I haven't had either my fix or my girl over in a while.

The Duders are the best series.

PLUG PLUG PLUG PLUG PLUG PLUG PLUG PLUG PLUG PLUG PLUG !!!!!1111!!!!2!!11one!!!!!

At 3/25/08 07:04 PM, SweetSkater wrote:

Also, have you spoken to Johnny recently (Dyn)... I think he died.

I haven't even seen the ol' cunt online for a while. I miss the english bugger. TT^TT

I bet he chinese vanned him...

As for the sis thing...
Congrats your lucky number 16 in the line up. :3

At 3/25/08 04:58 PM, El-Presidente wrote: Duder Shorts
I like everything, but just change the usually made while were stoned to an ending and be like...
Duder Shorts...always made while were stoooooneeeeee......--and then just trail off--...

I think that may work better too. If Darryls up to it I'll get him to resing it all.... or bug him till he does. >:3
I'm also givin' MTC a bit of a sway cause he just doesnt seem that "alive". Change the color of the outlines for the BG too, to make the characters and instruments stand out more. (BoM taught me that trick. <3)

At 3/25/08 05:03 PM, Meebs wrote:

My friend has a mullet.
I can't say that anyone appreciates it...lol.

Sometimes it can be funny when he intentionally acts awkward in it.

I get negative reactions here and there, but it's cool cause it's to be expected. I know a few different people that have gotten mullets too. Sometimes poeple like it, sometimes they don't, and sometimes it just doesn't matter.

Their are 3 forms of respect having to do with appearence in this world.
1. Intelligence - if your smart and look it, poeple will respect you. Example of person like this - GAYel-gamer. :P
2. Handsome - if your a hotty poeple will respect you cause your a good looking person and not some smelly hobo that tries to steal my dang fireball!!! Example..... hmmm... a good looking person on NG?!
3. Bizarre - If you look totally weird, like some bondage pants wearing goth with extreme amounts of tattoos, poeple will respect you just because your so different and you have the guts to be different. Example: Me, NG's own crazy pickle eating mullet man with my lovely new bondage pants. ^^

Tell your friend to go to the extreme if he wants and turn that mullet into a momullet (a.k.a. the mullet-hawk)! Add two diff colors of dye(opposite colors to really stand out) and BANG! He's good... course if he's not a punk or doesn't wanna look like a punk or whatever he may not be cool with it. If I ever go punk I'll probably end up supportin' the momullet. :)

Anyway, I have crap to clean. I leave ya'll with a pic of my sis and a few friends from one of the river parties down here. I post it cause I know how much BoMie loves seeing into my hick side of life and I'm sure someone will managed to crack a decent joke 'bout it. :D

Shhhh! Don't tell her I was posting her pics. I'll get a shot in the nuts again. :C

At 3/25/08 01:57 PM, adman1993 wrote: Emofringe/long hair = FAIL!

Lol it never works out, lol how many NORMAL adults do you see walking down the road with long hair or an emo fringe? And tbh, its looks queer. Stick with short hair guys ;)

I beg to differ. If I see some rocker guy with hair halfway down his back I think its so awesome I just wanna give the dude a high-five and when I see some punk with a punk-cut like a crazyhawk or a just simple short dyed spikes. I do the same.

I get the same too quite often actually. I remember just a few days ago me and Darryl(MTCaptain) were in some crappy lil' shop buying scented candles and crap. A dude that came in looked at me and said "Woah! Nice mullet." I said "Thanks," and yata yata yata.

I also still remember the Reg Lounge's Mullet-Loving phase a couple months back. <3

Doth not anger thy mullet or thee shall be sticken down by it's mighty mullet missiles!

Also:
Duder Shorts Intro.
I spent a few days thinking up a tune, composing, getting a drunk/stoned Darryl to sing in the MTC voice, getting it all in perfect(?) sync, and makin' the actual animations.

Still feels like it's missin' a wee somethin'. I'm thinkin' of puttin' in a concret wall BG and loadin' it up with tags and junk. I poped in few NG things in their and made a "VAL" tag the the hick character -- Val of The Duders.

It's only 'bout 200-somethin' kb. No preloader and it loops. Anyway what's it 'bout is my friend Justin(HumanoidParanoid) told me that we should "...have a special intro in the begining of each Duder short, so that when first time viewers of the series see it they no that it's just a short and..." blah blah blah.

Finally for some added fun I threw in a big screen TV so each intro of each short can be different and have a different animation or pic on the screen. ^^

So... thoughts, opinions, or maybe advice? :3

At 3/24/08 11:06 PM, Deathcon7 wrote:

The Engine.

Very nice. It runs quite smoothly and I really like scrolling through weapons with the mouse.
That stickman does have some extremely flexible shoulders though. Ya can spin the arm right around. Way want to get it so it can only rotate up to angle X or somethin', but that's just me being a perfectionist.

The Bird.
I've always done the modified version. Make an "L" shape, but have your index finger bend halfway and middle finger standin' up and for added effect, pull done the skin of one eye and stick your toung out. >:P

Blarg! Quick pic.

At 3/23/08 01:37 AM, BoMToons wrote:

At 3/23/08 12:31 AM, TheCriminalDuder wrote: NG Themed Dreams

I once dreamt that I woke up and a cartoon NegativeONE was clipping my toe nails...

That's scareeeeeeeeeee!

Not compared to my dream where I married a Turkey...

NG Themed Dreams

I once dreamt that I woke up and a cartoon NegativeONE was clipping my toe nails...

Ya....

Friendly Switch

I'm thinking of takin a short break from flash to polish up ye ol' portfolio with some short live action films. Only problem is I need a much better digi-cam that I can just record stuff with and take striaght onto the computer without having to deal with tape BS.

Lately I've just been getin' ideas for live action junk, though it may just be due to my Acute Bronchitis I've been dealing with. Being sick over spring break of graduation year sucks! >:(

Lung Problems

It's scarey when a doctor tells ya striaght out "Your too young to be having lung problems."
I got a chest-X-ray scheduled for next tuesday. They got me on pills and a puffer. It's not bad, I love being able to breath agian. But everyones makin' a big deal 'bout it in my house.

Hurray SALBUTAMOL INH 100MCG/SP HFA( RAM)

No way man, we need like a Luis Forum. One where we could all talk about Luis, and tacos, and sing, dance, wear sumbrawhoes... think I spelt that wrong.

I predict the video game forum will be a very scarey place due to consol wars and game A > game B fights. However it should do a good job keeping some of the annoying kids busy. Course some of us like games more then they do. :P

Or hey, maybe it'll spawn a new breed of NG forum reg, one that could threaten our very existence and cause war... War I tell you! We're all goin' die!

We are all, gonna die!

...chocolatechip pancakes are awesome.

Happy b-day dElta!

Use protection! >:3

Love ya!

I saw two"BTW"!
So that`s two shots for all!

I have Jack Daniels. :3

derek_vandenberg@hotmail.com

That's my MSN, add it!
Me and Darryl are chillin' in my room right now.
Their's some big party outside but, we're bored and just wanna hang out here.
We're a lil' drunk, and a lil' high... and need someone to chat to cause we're bored.

Now to make this a non-useless post.

Odd Pleasent Moments
What's an odd pleasent moment you've had? I once was just in my communications classroom before school started and the teacher-dude put on The Beatles, I just laid back and listen to The Beatles till class started. It was pleasent. ^^

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At 3/13/08 02:37 AM, ReNaeNae wrote: Germany

Their's alcohol, that's all that matters. Mans best friend and traveling companion.

Givin' the history of Germany and WW1 & 2. I'm sure their's some interesting ex-nazi camps you could check out.

The Beard

Took me 6 wonderful tries to kill him. Got to the skull only twice. Very enjoyable! ^^
I'd love to see more games like that, games with a real NG feel to 'em like that are always real fun.
The weapons were hot. :3

Anyway, Luis, BoMie, Coaly... awesome job. It's a fun inspirational game. I'd love to see more games like it or some form of sequal. :P