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God damn it now I want pizza.

I like trains.

I have to have an emergency colonscopy tomorrow. fml

prepping for one of these things is rough, pooping your brains out an all.

i got a bunch of recruits now... thanks NG!!!

i can only see out of one eye barely, and my other one hurts. ouch. i need soldiers, and coins,,, make an army please?

I just discovered mini troopers from motion twin. i need solderis, and if you feel like clicking a referral link, click this one and check out a cool free game.

link to my army

i think if you click the link above, select an army name for yourself, and then pick a soldier and click create, we should both get 100 gold to get started off right.

if not, thats cool too... i had a corneal transplant surgery and i cant really do much but sit here all doped up on pain meds. and really good med pot lol

I know we supported Gadhafi but he had information that helped us determine the possibility of the attack(s) tomorrow.

Im not sure, but it seems that ever since Obama got into office, his access to terrorist information has been significantly better. Especially with the Libyan rebels sharing all of Gadhafi's information with us. I live near a large city now, but dirty bombs and direct attacks scare me now. Dirty bombs can affect up to a 20 mile radius in some cases.

tomorrow is 9/11/11, exactly 10 years after the september 11th 2001 attacks on the US.

some are saying that there may be another attack tomorrow and 2/3 of the guys who were being considered for the attack planning have been in the US for some time now.

what do you think?

At 7/8/11 07:03 PM, Lorkas wrote: How have you changed over the past 3 years?

Me? I'm not so naive anymore, but the price was a part of my happiness.

Your OP completely expresses my reply.

Your pert rack will be dearly missed.

i wish i was riding a rollercoaster thru anna nicole smiths' vagina.

just asking. i keep seeing ads on pages

yeah he posted twitter pics 2 hours before he crashed and died.

Who would you strike down first, and why?

At 6/15/11 08:31 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:

At 6/15/11 08:30 PM, The4thSurvivor wrote: Dad's uncle through marriage

You're not getting a cent.

My dad is actually friends with him on facebook. They used to go camping and fishing in large groups years ago so I am hoping for the best!

Today I got a text message from my dad, and I couldnt believe what I was seeing...

Apparently, I have a great uncle that lives in KY and last week, he won one of those multi-state lottery's and supposedly won like $120 million.

I am not very close with that side of my family, but I do know that he is my Dad's uncle through marriage, but the married couple that made the relation are now divorced. One has actually since passed away.

I know that my great uncle is named William Thraite, and he lives alone in an apartment in Kentucky.

What I need from all of you is

HOW THE HELL DO I GET MONEY FROM HIM?

GIVE ME IDEAS FFS I NEED TO GET MY LIFE GOING!

LIVE! on the MTV movie awards!

did you see it?

he said

I fucked you!
meaning some hot blonde bitch in the audience ahaha

thanks squid

windows vista 32 bit home premium edition. got it today, and made athread about it.

*facepalm*

I typed in www.newgrounds.com and got this!

has anyone else seen this? i had to google newgrounds just to get here!

suicide is a permanent and idiotic solution to a temporary problem.

At 4/27/11 04:29 PM, cast wrote: You should masturbate into his eye and cure him NOW you heartless bastard.

Im not sure how your step-father cures your pink-eye, but I am pretty sure that will not work.

I did that one time during 8th grade. I really did in all hopnesty oversleep. I missed my ride and woke up bewildered.

My mom got home and made me walk to school for the rest of the school year. I lived 3 miles from school...

This is gonna be the easiest $100 I ever made.

At 4/27/11 03:47 PM, Timmy wrote:

At 4/27/11 03:46 PM, The4thSurvivor wrote: Because I farted on his pillow last night after having the runs, and he doesnt know!

ahahahaha

You are just the worst kind of person.

The best part is, last week I told him that I would make him fail his exam for his PhD in Veterinary Services. He said "Ill bet you $100 you cant!"

So I gave him pink eye and the exam is in 3 hours ahahaha

Because I farted on his pillow last night after having the runs, and he doesnt know!

ahahahaha

1. Death to Newgrounds
2. Death to OP
3. Death to America

Just kidding...

PIZZA, WINGS, AND LOTS OF BEER.

om nom nom

This shit is hlarious. There have been reports of some chick bangin and vivid entertainment wants to sell it.

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NASA's webpage, the article and their findings.

"Science textbooks will be changed forever."