Hello lovely people of newgrounds, i'm asking for your wit and fantastically dry humour.
i'm making a film this year, a sketch show, multi media, some animated some filmed, etc etc.
i would be really grateful if we could start a writing group for some quick sketches that will contribute to my film.
ofcourse anyone contributing will be credited and thanked a whole bunch!
also, i wouldnt expect any creative ownership over any of these ideas, i'll be contributing in this thread myself, and i welcome one and all to use these ideas as they wish... let me get my notebook and i will copy up my preliminary thoughts...
only one rule, these sketches should length less than 30 seconds, ideal length would be 5-10
other than that, all styles, brands of humour are fine! please contribute, and enjoy!

At 7/13/09 07:23 PM, cantflyman wrote: Upgrade Complete should've won over Mario 63. While Upgrade Complete was a fun and original concept, Mario 63 was a buggy fan game with pre-used sprites. It's a shame original games keep getting shunned.

I wouldn't call 2nd shunned :p

I'll do it.

$400 a day plus parts.

Cough, indestructotank, cough.

What a RIDICULOUS CONCEPT.

It'd NEVER WORK.

LEAVE HIM ALONE

Thank you, EXP, I needed a pick me up after that trolling. :)

You're welcome, that mean old Glaiel, do you want me to speak to his parents for you?

Typical Glaiel, never knows a damn thing about what he's talking about.

Graphics AND Gameplay? Get out of town!

This game is the BOMB.

Someone sure does like bees...
What would that be in relation to furry - buzzy?

Awesome, two spots :D,
And I'm very impressed with the new address system, but it does mean I'll have to take up stalking Bob since there's no good excuse to contact him anymore...

Me and Lucy will be attending again, fun times last time.

At 8/18/08 11:55 AM, Discuss wrote: Surprised the Metal Gear Collab has done so well.

Hooray :)

Hooray, now I can get my girl one of the female shirts so we can match when we never leave the house :p

At 5/2/08 09:29 PM, MindChamber wrote:

At 5/2/08 07:22 PM, ArmorGames wrote: I love the new site header and sidebars. Feels like I'm watching the academy awards for Games and Animations.

Good Luck to everyone who is nominated!

lol, uh oh, sounds like there'll be an AG annual next year.

I'd probably get less nominations for an Armor one :p

A Penicorn Pictured with a baby doll? Thats disgusting...allow me to one up you!

Much to her mothers dismay, it's currently my daughters favorite plush toy...

A Penicorn's first line of defence against small children is to attack the ear!

1. Castle Crashing the Beard
2. SHIFT 2

How could you vote something you've yet to be already refed!
You just wait until I meet your girlfriend Luis.

I could be a very very cruel April Fools Day Joke. Ya know like, where you think you just won an award and Tom's like "Ha ha! I made you think you were important!" or to that extent.

Hee hee, no, games submitted in the last 2 or so hours aren't in the days running if i'm not mistaken, should be in the top 5 tommrorow though :D

Just sent in my submission, it's short, but I think it's kind of cute - something i made before i submitted sleepless knight to NG but never had anything to use it for :D

At 3/19/08 02:33 AM, Luis wrote: damn you people for choosing to reward a game you've already been fed for a NEW game where you get to hit Tom in the face!!!!

Thats for hitting on my girlfriend at the NG UK meet :p

Pfff Top Game was Lame :p
Thanks guys, especially you, Tom, I know your Voting power of 10,000 helped me win really...
*SCANDAL!*

Read the newspost here
http://the-exp.newgrounds.com/news/post/
47956

At 11/14/07 09:02 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote:

At 11/14/07 08:21 PM, Kart-Man wrote: I am in.

Does the man we are celebrating know about this? ;)

Yes.

Bump-Bumper like Thumper

I'll be makinga small animation for it..

At 11/15/07 04:11 AM, B-Mantis wrote: you can (but really shouldn't) put code on it too.

You sohuldn't!? Whoops...disregard any of my games on Newgrounds, I need to relearn AS from scratch :p

At 9/9/07 08:47 PM, FloppyDiskClock wrote: The-EXP spoiled many tourists experience at the Namco arcade as he decided to hit the puck at air hockey so hard that it went flying off the table and under a machine.

At 9/9/07 08:47 PM, FloppyDiskClock wrote:

The-EXP AWESOMED many tourists experience at the Namco arcade as he decided to AWESOME the puck at air hockey so AWESOMLY that it went flying off the table and under a machine...THAT WAS AWESOME.

At 9/8/07 04:49 PM, zoy wrote: oh and the-exp came aswell with lucy, however we lost them when we went to get food :'(

sorry about that.

Yeah, we nipped in a pub to use the toilets - we were going to wait until we got to the actual place we were all walking to go, you know, Tom's awesome sense of direction lead him to believe our destination was "just across that bridge and down the road") so it was either nip to the loo or EXPLODE.
Anyway, we headed to the Trocedera Arcade (not sure of its actual name now) but couldnt find you guys again so we went for Pizza.
But it was great seeing and speaking to everyone. I'd probably go again to one organised in the future.
So thanks from antony (the-exp) and lucy (morbid-giggle)

With regards to accents, I'm a dirty Common Northerner and Lucy is a Welshy, Oh the laughs we have...

Yo, just bought mine (the-exp) and lucy's (morbid-giggle)'s coach tickets, we'll be there for one at the london eye and need to be on the coach home to cardiff by 21.30, we dont' have the fids at the moment to afford london hotels, theyre all so expensive..plus we can't leave the baby with her grandma for too long without missing her :p
Anyone with experience of London though, coudl you please help us out here, how far about is it from Victoria coach station to the eye, and also as we're about to leave, could you point us in the right direction :p
Thanks guys, loking forward to it
-Antony

how odd, that doesnt happen for me, are you using the full version fo the browser or the trial version?
I'm on the full version and it never pops up for me..

nah, i have enough of my own IP's, this ones for fun :p
oh..and want to see the engine demetroided? play wiggi walk :D
thanks for the pushback thing though, i'm considering removing it alltogether, it causes so many problems

At 9/4/07 11:21 AM, Battered-Prawn wrote:

At 9/4/07 11:20 AM, Battered-Prawn wrote: I played it on the Wii, and it doesn't really work. as soon as you press a button you are instantly forced to run right (and you cant stop).

Forget it, it happened because I zoomed in before playing :\

its a good point to warn players of this befor playing i guess, what did you think other than that

At 9/4/07 11:06 AM, Deathcon7 wrote: Bullets don't have any boundries. When going through doors they continue offscreen.

Their only boundary is their soul...and a timer that removes them after 30 frames
They fly offscreen because the open doors don't detect their collision yet, i'm getting around to that..

I've just updated the rooms so you can jump around more etc

any suggestions i'd be happy to try out, and also go play metroid elements to see the world i'll be recreating (warning, the game is a bit crap :p)