No mountains, no waterfalls... The lake district? Ever heard of that? You do know theres more than one town/city here right?

England is fucking divine and a country where bowler hats and top hats are not only accepted, but encouraged.

We win.

And how can a roast dinner with Yorkshire puddings be bad food! Its orgasmic mate.

Ill might animate it, i wont animate it seriously though.

Did you want a serious video?

Also i may not animate it, depends how many ideas i get and if im arsed to see the project through or not.

Do what I do, take part in collabs.

I will not animate for you, however if you post an example of your script someone may like it and may just help, however thats very unlikely as most of the people using this website alread have a thousand ideas and too little time to finish them as it is.

So it better be a damn good story, good luck.

At 7/19/08 11:31 AM, Resolution wrote:

At 7/19/08 11:25 AM, Dad00 wrote: the problem is i dont have any 'work' yet because i cant draw and whats wrong with my grammer

You don't need to be able to draw to start coding a game...
Just make a circle for the player and lines for the ground so you can code it, which can be replaced by decent graphics later on. Without any evidence that you can do anything I doubt anyone will want to partner up with you.

Grammar-wise: use capital letters & punctuation, but tbh it's fine as it is...

Im going to have to agree with that. Send some examples my way and i will help a little in my spare time.

I had three and a half hours on the last one XD and would have even less for this one, so ill just have to wait for the next one, can i get some sort of 3day advanced heads up for the one after this so i can get the day off work?

At 6/16/08 05:43 AM, adman1993 wrote:

At 6/16/08 01:23 AM, Kart-Man wrote:

Craziest/Stupidest thing you've done?

Play the Mario theme song blindfolded in front of about 250 people at a school talent show.

No, I'm not Martin Leung. :/

Play it on what?

Hopefully he just sang it. Christ that would be a beautiful sight. In fact im going to sign up to a talent show just to stand in front of a microphone blindfolded going, Do Do Do dodododo Do Do do do do do dodododo.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/23 0216

The effort put into making a team fortress clone is heaouwge. By the time you finished it you could have made an epic original shoot em up and so gain loads more praise.

At 6/13/08 09:54 AM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote:

At 6/13/08 05:44 AM, Paranoia wrote: Completed MGS4

That was brilliant! Except for all the sleep deprivation hallucinations...

Now go back and do it again on European Extreme!

Or try and balance your sleep deprived body with too much caffeine and go n a crazy killing spree in your local market actually thinking you are snake, Destroying all who fall victim to your deadly stealth powers!

Some of the more tricky ones.

10. sin city
13. clerks
21. clockwork orange
26. pulp fiction
43. blade runner

At 6/12/08 07:14 PM, BritishMoose wrote: ATTN Movie Buffs!

Answer every single one of these and get a fucking gold star:

http://www.empireonline.com/features/pos terletters/

I got 28.

23, and now i officially give up.

At 6/12/08 11:13 PM, Zackie wrote: lol, it's a matter of practice. The realstic FPS should be 30 or at most 50. 60 is...too much. The sounds won't sync and follow

lol 30?? Everyone knows Disney alone animates at at least 230fps, because they need stuff that goes really fast sometimes.

:D ! My new Favorite Newgrounds topic of the year!

I think you need to elaborate on your problem. Have you actually played a game with these sprites in, if not...

At 6/11/08 01:02 AM, Skulsta wrote: How does that help me?

It helps you understand they are fan edited sprites and so not from a game. If they are in any game it will be a fan made game.

I could see the super flash bros perfecting this idea, i mean just recolorJames the Zebra and add the appropriate... errm "Changes"

And done :D

At 6/7/08 07:36 PM, MarkyLyne wrote:

At 6/7/08 07:32 PM, ThatsMrLazy wrote: http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/080608/1 791_THATSMRmountains.fla

Haha , thats really funny !
And you ring a bell , i might recognize you from somewhere , maybe not ...
But still , haha !

Can you tell that i rushed the end XD!

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/8 0220

http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/080608/1 791_THATSMRmountains.fla

Well im waiting for mine to export, so if you submit it submit it, if not ill pm my part to the right person.

and that person is?

At 6/7/08 04:20 PM, K-Guare wrote: everyone's submission going alright?

nope XD

At 6/7/08 03:12 PM, K-Guare wrote:

At 6/7/08 03:08 PM, ChillyCheese wrote: Arg, I'm completely blank on ideas, I dont think I can do this one...

i think thats the hardest thing about flash
or anything, really...

getting a good idea.
just go with the flow, i'm sure you'll
get a great idea.

I get like 20 ideas but half of them would take forever to animate XD

At 6/4/08 11:00 AM, Luis wrote: This project reminds me of the safety video that Virgin airlines uses on its flights.
You should check it out... its pretty fun, and the studio that did it is fairly well known in the industry.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=o3S5FWpPG1 g

I'm mildly intruiged about this project.. i think it could be fun and it would be cool to know your work is like being shown for the greater good of mankind... or jamaicans anyway....

I love the idea Luis, i just think theres an easier way...

The thing with this is its making a mountain out of a mole hill, all they need is a poster in the actual toilets saying don't put rubbish in the toilet and treat the room with respect etc. etc. Trying to solve the problem by playing animations now and again in a different room may not be the best option.

If you are dead set on the idea i will do it to get something else on my profile. Obviously a photo of the toilets will be needed and what file format you want it in, what dimensions you want the animation in, whether it is serious or can contain comedic elements.

Seems a lot to do for something that a 10 minute poster could do better.

...And why are Molder and Scully presenting plane safety tips :s

In work on sat :s sorry

Cant you just take pictures and then add arrows to avoid the lengthy process of animating?

I think there being trashed by chavs, some must of stowed away on a plane...

At 6/1/08 08:48 PM, Adidaas wrote: Have a black square that covers everything on the top layer and then make a motion with the black square's alpha lowering until it's completely gone.

The tween has to be a shape tween.

Congrats Luis you sex hamster you!

At 5/31/08 07:54 AM, JPI wrote: Congratulations again.

What are you going to do with the paperweight?

Weight paper?

At 5/29/08 06:46 PM, BlackmarketKraig wrote: I can see it now;

Cocks 101 with Professor Stamper...

You see... Now your getting it!

At 5/29/08 05:06 PM, MaestroCC wrote: So I guess I can't be in this collab... :'(

They say no because they care. If you think your part is not going to be good then maybe you should keep practicing and wait untill a future collab. However if you choose to still attempt a part then we will judge it accordingly but may not allow it in which would be a shame to waste your time and effort.

Add eases to your tweens for more life like movements.