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Response to: im getting a mac Posted January 2nd, 2008 in General

Mac mouses have had a right-click for awhile now. But if it's an old Mac you can just plug in a USB mouse and use that. And Macs can play games, they just can't play Crysis maxed at 30 FPS (though Macbook Pros can at medium settings). I have a last-gen iMac and I can easily play C&C3 at the highest quality with no lag under Vista, and most of the time when I play WoW I'm above 100 FPS, sometimes around 160 FPS with everything maxed.

Also, before anybody starts saying Macs just don't get viruses because they're unpopular, that's an obvious load of shit. They don't get viruses because they're more secure, and based on Unix. If somebody made a real virus for the Mac it'd make the news (which did happen, but it was for a contest, used a hole in a Safari beta and wasn't able to do anything severe), that's more than enough motivation.

Response to: Screenshots of upcomming projects? Posted January 2nd, 2008 in Programming

New website, put a couple hours of work into it so far. I'll probably just scrap it and start over like I always do.

Response to: How To Edit Any Website. =) Posted December 29th, 2007 in Programming

At 12/29/07 01:58 PM, smulse wrote: Wow you are such a loser.

Your face.

Response to: What's the difference... Posted December 18th, 2007 in Programming

At 12/18/07 07:21 AM, mrazerty wrote:
At 12/18/07 06:39 AM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: One space is filled with seamen & the other is coverd in shit.
That was meant as a stupid joke, I hope?

No, it was completely serious. If you just use a regular space, it will be full of semen, which is good for some websites.   is covered in shit though, which doesn't look as good, but is optimized and thus will load faster. Also, if you're filled with semen, you can't be filled again or you'll just explode due to the massive amount of semen you've already swallowed. However, if you've been covered in shit, you can be covered in shit again as many times as you'd like.

Response to: Looking for a C++ Programmer. Posted December 17th, 2007 in Programming

I don't know C++ but I'll be happy to provide links to tutorials if you're willing to pay.

Response to: Looking for a C++ Programmer. Posted December 17th, 2007 in Programming

At 12/17/07 08:29 PM, Jboy590 wrote: You suck

fuck you, you don't even know me

Response to: Login review Posted December 16th, 2007 in Programming

hey, fuck

Response to: Tank god, 4chan got hacked. Posted December 15th, 2007 in General

Lasted about two minutes, gone again.

Response to: Tank god, 4chan got hacked. Posted December 15th, 2007 in General

Back. Faggots.

Response to: Redesigned my site! Posted December 14th, 2007 in Programming

At 12/14/07 07:37 PM, Anim8or666 wrote:
At 12/13/07 10:48 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote: I should not see a single pixel colored #FF0000, #0000FF, or #00FF00.
Key word in my last post- "working on it," as it's not on the site yet. Complete redesigns take time, which I do not have very much of.

I know. When it's finished, I should not see a single pixel colored #FF0000, #0000FF, or #00FF00.

Response to: Are frames in an webpage bad? Posted December 14th, 2007 in Programming

frames*

Response to: Wamp for Linux? Posted December 13th, 2007 in Programming

At 12/13/07 10:47 PM, Taylor wrote:
At 12/13/07 10:44 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote: LAMP?
They're just acronyms. You're not searching for WAMP for Linux, you're searching for Apache, MySQL and PHP. You can get them all separately.

I know. I think he's looking for a program like MAMP or WampServer that automatically installs that shit for you in a few clicks, and I thought that's what LAMP was.

Response to: Redesigned my site! Posted December 13th, 2007 in Programming

I should not se a single pixel colored #FF0000, #0000FF, or #00FF00.

Response to: Wamp for Linux? Posted December 13th, 2007 in Programming

LAMP?

Response to: Best Specs for under $1000? Posted December 12th, 2007 in Programming

At 12/12/07 08:46 PM, Anim8or666 wrote:
At 12/12/07 08:39 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote: Faggot. I have Vista installed via Boot Camp for games and VMWare Fusion for IE, used the same copy for both installs. The crack was easy as hell and works.
Bad idea. You shouldn't talk about piracy on the forums. It's in the rules.

Meh. I bought Vista and only installed it on one physical computer, I just cracked it because I'm not going to pay twice for something I regret paying the first $200 for.

Response to: Best Specs for under $1000? Posted December 12th, 2007 in Programming

At 5/27/07 03:28 PM, Pilot-Doofy wrote: I only have one other copy, and it's already married to a different computer (not the one I'm selling).

Faggot. I have Vista installed via Boot Camp for games and VMWare Fusion for IE, used the same copy for both installs. The crack was easy as hell and works.

Response to: Power's out, everything's frozen. Posted December 11th, 2007 in General

At 12/11/07 09:07 PM, Purpin wrote: I would assume it's pretty cold there?

It was above 25 yesterday, almost 40 today, not too bad.

Power's out, everything's frozen. Posted December 11th, 2007 in General

There was a huge fucking ice storm here yesterday, 700,000+ people without power including me. Trees were constantly falling everywhere, it was crazy shit. I'm at a hotel nows. Pics or fuck.

http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/b/20 86160742553066263
http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/b/20 05599193769035555

Power's out, everything's frozen.

Response to: Some stupid math theory proved... Posted December 8th, 2007 in General

At 12/8/07 07:30 PM, FlamingHiei wrote: June 28th.

June 28th.

Response to: 1 person dies every 30 seconds Posted December 6th, 2007 in General

fuck jesus

Response to: 1 person dies every 30 seconds Posted December 6th, 2007 in General

Two people die every second. You're thinking of earthquakes.

Response to: Penicorn Plush!!! And Audio Contest Posted December 5th, 2007 in NG News

At 12/5/07 07:22 PM, RPGamer wrote: WOW NewGrounds sure takes cock jokes to a whole NEW LEVEL LMFAO
U GUYS ROCK "It's still weird tho"

oh my fucking god

Response to: Penicorn Plush!!! And Audio Contest Posted December 5th, 2007 in NG News

it's too fucking soft, you wouldn't even feel anything

Response to: Webcomic coding. Posted December 2nd, 2007 in Programming

OMG GUYS PLZ STOP FIGHTING IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!!

Response to: NG user could use our help! Posted November 28th, 2007 in NG News

At 11/28/07 12:01 PM, 555exe wrote: What means
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sign his diploma

Response to: why does this work in FF but not IE Posted November 26th, 2007 in Programming

At 11/26/07 06:25 PM, Jessii wrote: Ok the javascript fix is: http://homepage.ntlworld.com/bobosola/

I've also noticed that the page is slightly too wide, even for a 1024 px wide screen resolution, so I would make it 1020 px wide if that's what you're trying to achieve without a horizontal scroll bar.

People always seem to forget that vertical scrollbars are wider than 4px. I usually do 990px, just to be safe.

Response to: My New Site... Posted November 24th, 2007 in Programming

Make the dock smaller, make animations faster and tone down the contrast a bit and it'd be decent. Take that navbar copyright off there though, you copied it from Leopard and I've been doing shit like that for a long time anyway.

Response to: My First Product Posted November 10th, 2007 in Programming

Also,

Response to: I-mockery Looking For A Css Expert! Posted November 9th, 2007 in Programming

At 11/9/07 11:04 PM, sandypaw wrote:
At 11/9/07 10:33 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote: I'd help you but I've only played CS a couple times so I suck at it.
Cascading Style Sheets is not Counter strike.
But CSS is Counterstrikesource ;D

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8090 68

Response to: I-mockery Looking For A Css Expert! Posted November 9th, 2007 in Programming

I'd help you but I've only played CS a couple times so I suck at it.