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The background isn't fixed anymore, and the content DIV is on top of the background DIVs. It should be scrollable and highlightable now, and maybe not borked in IE. Results?

Goes in the Flash forum.

Go here (resolution needs to be at least 1024 pixels wide) and tell me if anything is distorted or not working right. Try it in multiple browsers. Tell me your OS, browser, and resolution. Also try scrolling and resizing the window. Everything should stay centered when resizing, and nothing should move except the white text when scrolling. Don't bitch about the graphics or code plox. Thanks.

Overused phrase is overused.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/39 6690 <-- First Flash animation on Newgrounds to feature a Blobfish dancing. Where's my fucking award? Faggot peniscock.

At 8/10/08 06:02 PM, deafeningsilence5 wrote: China is a fucked up place, but they sure did put on a good show.

Did you notice how in the beginning, everyone is smiling? It's like they're robots - they're told exactly what to do and they do it, or suffer the consequences.

You're stupid.

At 8/8/08 05:01 PM, Zerok wrote: No, the close-mindedness was your claim: 'these are obviously ridiculous.'
No, and that's partially the point. "To each his own" is a response to your claim that it's an "obviously ridiculous" concept that life might suck without faith in something.
So.... you DO understand and accept the "you can't disprove it" concept? Why on earth would you say it's "obviously ridiculous"?

I think you misunderstood me. I'm saying these are obviously ridiculous arguments for religion/against atheism. It's ridiculous to claim you believe in and worship something just because it can't be disproved.

Well no one was saying you had to. You came into this thread attacking the entire notion of religion, not trying to justify your right to choose what you believe in.

Think about that one.

At 8/8/08 04:36 PM, Zerok wrote: By 'obviously ridiculous' you mean 'completely legit' and 'to each his own,' respectively.

Unless you'd rather stay close minded and stubborn about it. Again, to each his own.

Ah yes, I forgot the "close minded" argument, which is also ridiculous. Zerok, I'm assuming you don't believe in the singing monkey. You're close minded.

See how that works?

However, I am open to the possibility of there being a god. Just because anything is possible. There's also the possibility that a flying spaghetti monster created the universe. There's also the possibility that everything exists inside of my ass. There's also the possibility that there is no magical being that created everything. Et cetera. All of these possibilities have the exact same amount of evidence, and the exact same chance of being true. So why should I believe only one of them, and spend my life worshiping it?

As for "to each his own," I usually agree with that. I don't care about what other people do as long as it doesn't affect anybody else. However, religion does affect many other people, and you can't honestly deny that.

There's a box. Nobody knows what's inside the box, and there is no way of ever knowing. One person says that there's a singing monkey inside the box, and he's the one that created and controls the universe.

I don't believe in the singing monkey inside the box, because there's no evidence at all that supports the monkey. This person can write a bunch of stories and threaten that if people don't believe in the monkey they'll burn in a fire of cancer as much as he wants, but I still don't believe in it, because there is no reason to other than some retarded made up stories.

This person made this claim thousands of years ago, when people were stupid enough to believe in Zeus and shit like that. People start following and worshiping the singing monkey, even though there is still no evidence of it, because they're afraid. The singing monkey now has millions of believers.

Now, why should a person believe in a religion but not the singing monkey? Or Santa Claus (in the fat undead form), the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy for that matter? The only arguments I've heard are that you can't disprove shit, and that life sucks if you don't have faith in anything - which are both obviously ridiculous.

At 8/7/08 01:08 PM, Nakisima wrote: Let them come to us. If they want a war we'll give them a god-damn war! Unless of course they just happen to pop straight out of a sci-fi film and be rediculously more advanced and hostile at the same time.

If they have the ability to come to our planet, chances are they're ridiculously more advanced than us.

At 8/3/08 10:46 PM, kRaZyAzN wrote: I miss those commercials. But sadly, I've never had Reeses puffs cereal in my life. I've had the cups, but I never liked them.

Leave. Now.

It's because of Hannah Montana. She's a fucking slut. I saw a poster of her in Wal-Mart wearing tight white sweatpants that said "Dream Teen" on them, and another one with her turned around showing off her ass that said "Take me home for only $20!" on it. And she wears a shitload of makeup and lipstick.

It's actually pretty awesome.

At 8/2/08 02:21 AM, RadioactiveRabbit wrote: Because you're flaccid.

They should've named the Wii something else to avoid innuendo. Like "Perfect Nintendo Entertainment System," or "PNES" for short

Oh, and some suggestions:

1. Never let the cameraman show your pulsating ass on camera, even for a split second. I don't fucking care if you shaved it or not. At least blur it out.
2. Don't let him zoom in on your face for five minutes while a hot woman is down there being ignored. I don't care how strangely sexy your face is.
3. Don't try to include a plot or any of that stupid shit with bad acting, it's a retarded waste of time and pisses me off.
4. I don't want to hear you moaning and saying stupid shit the whole time.
5. Send me the video.

Lucky bastard, getting rich just 'cause you have a large penis.

Cheerleaders are just there to cancel out the gayness of several of large sweaty men in tights piling on top of eachother. And so women won't bitch about being left out of sports, instead they get to do what they do best - wear close to nothing and jump around screaming stupid shit.

At 7/27/08 04:13 AM, Xx-UberBro-xX wrote: i would annihilate your sister bro

heres an idea give me your address and i will fuck your sister in the asshole loL

But lemme guess, you won't know how to read the street signs to get there?

At 7/28/08 07:34 PM, KP94 wrote: Ok well how would you actually keep track dumbo!

I hate you.

Also, what is it with women and glue?

At 7/28/08 02:55 PM, string227 wrote: aww hell i got the last post again.

lies and slander!

At 7/28/08 11:31 AM, Sawke wrote: i fucking do. I don't need some perv checking me out, how would you like it if some guy was taking pictures of YOUR ass?

I'd take it as a compliment that I have a nice ass, then I'd forget about it because it doesn't really affect me in any way but it makes somebody else happy.

So anyway gize, did you know masturbation has no bad side effects and can help prevent cancer? It also relieves stress and feels really really really good.

it's really hard to beat it when a cross is right there in the picture, it just multiplies that guilty feeling by 10

My bad, this one doesn't have a cross. She just has glue all over her face. Not sure why.

Oh hai thur

At 7/27/08 12:44 PM, DekapitatoR wrote: and not everyone in newgrounds live in america.

The fuck does that have to do with anything?

At 7/23/08 06:51 PM, PeiMei wrote: Listen to me. If you aren't joking and you really truly believe this, you need to go see a psychiatrist.
It looks like you were dependent on being a muslim because it gave you a way to look at life, but now that you have non, you jumped on the first crazy thought you had one morning. You're having a bad trip.

How does him believing this make him any more insane than a religious person? They both have the same amount of evidence. You think he's crazy because he believes something that has exactly zero evidence other than some stories, but you don't think Christians are crazy for believing in something that has exactly zero evidence other than some stories, just because it's more popular?

At 7/22/08 02:15 PM, TimeforplanB wrote: Almost forgot, here's his username: Omega510

Assuming he's the one on the left in the picture, he looks like a female. And his girlfriend on the right looks like a gay male that looks like a female. Tell him I hate him, and tell yourself I hate you for having such a gay faggy peniscock as a friend.

At 7/22/08 06:21 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote: Strapping Young Lad.

Meant to link to here.

Strapping Young Lad. (Fun fact: SYL's singer is a fourth-grade teacher)

And Pantera, but </dimebag> :(

SMC you fucking queerfag asscunt my birthday was the 28th and you didn't care, fuck you fucking I hate you you you you you, you fucking fuck

keylogger.