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Well, I bought Flash 5 for Dummies. It normally costs $24.99 in the US, but I got it for $5 and a good book store. However, it doesn't exlpain how exactly to get started, and it comes with a CD, but it's full of Adaware and Spyware and all that shit, so my damn brother won't let me use it.

I need a Flash tutorial that teaches everything. I mean, step by step everything you need to know to make a movie and a game. I couldn't figure out how to do anything except add frames to layers. So that's what I did. I took one layer, and added 721 frames to it, erasing and adding on when I need to. That's all I know how to do, and this is what I came up with.

I'm really just posting on here to see if my new signature worked. But,

KoRn - Y'all want a single

I have no idea, but I'm actually just posting this to see if my new signature worked.

Calm down. I agree, I hate most twelve-year-olds that act like complete dumbasses. But, some are intellegent. I'm 12, going on 13 in late June. I'm young, but that doesn't mean I'm a dumbass. I agree with you 50% on this one. Look at the topic I made for people's rants.

http://newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=130439

You can do a rant on how much 12-year-olds suck, if you want.

Obviously you like rap, looking at what you said and the way you said it. Fuck off if you're gonna be a dumbass.

I already made a topic called "Rap sucks," which was a rant about how much I hate rap. Well, it got deleted because I mistakenly put the 'N-word' in some of the lyrics I copied from a song from 'Snoop Dogg'. So, I decided to post a topic for Rants. If there is something you really hate, post it on here.

The first rant I'm going to post on here is Rap, again. Rap Is not music at all. People always listen to it just to look cool, or 'Phat' as some people call it. Rap has no instruments. There is just one shitty 'beat' generated by some fake sounds that the 'Rapper' didn't even make. This 'beat' continues throughout the whole 'song,' very rarely changing. Now that we got the 'beat' out of the way, let's talk about the 'lyrics'.

The 'lyrics' to a song consist of three main components: Shit, more shit, and even more shit. First of all, what they say very rarely rhymes. Since they are too lazy and pathetic to think of real words that rhyme, they just make up their own, or say real words differently. For example: they make the word floor sound like flow, which they can rhyme with the simple two letter word, go. "Go get down on the flow." They don't even sing either. They just sit there and talk in a stupid voice that people think sounds kind of cool, or 'Phat' as I said earlier. These retards should all be taught a lesson in real music, and stop lowering humans' IQ points even more than they already are from all the other shit in this world.

Now, here's the full summary of Rap: A random crappy fake repeating beat with some made up barely rhyming words thrown in.

This was put together by a kid that's turning 13 in late June. Isn't that pathetic?

I do like SOME Rap, though. Outcast is alright, and some of the older Rap wasn't so shitty.

And don't bother posting "u no wuts suks ass tis thred," I'm sure someone will anyway.

I know that not all rap is bad. Just the new shit. I like Outcast, because they use instruments and talent. Metal is mostly the music I like. Pantera, KoRn, Rage Against The Machine, System Of A Down... Holy shit, I just started this topic about two minutes ago and it already has posts...

Rap sucks ass. It's not music at all. It's just some beat that usually sounds the same in every 'song', that keeps repeating itself over and over, with some brainless lyrics thrown in that rarely rhyme, all having to do with sex, 'Da Hood,' and killings. Anyone can rap. All they have to do is steal some crappy beat, replay it over and over, and act cool with some words that you made up that barely rhyme. For example, rappers can rhyme the word 'Floor' with the word 'Go', just by making 'Floor' sound like 'Flow'. Want proof of how easy and pathetic rap is? All they do is just sit there and talk. Look at these random lyrics I found from 'Snoop Dogg':

[Master P]
At ease
I would like to welcome the newest No Limit Soldier
Mr. Snoop D-O Double G, and he brings to the tank
Money, power, respect, leadership, street knowledge and wisdom
AHH YAH...D.P.G., yah D.P.G.
Pop the Champaign
Once you break this of you can't get twisted
So pay attention and listen

[Chorus]
Welcome to my world nigga, and its V.I.P
And the bitches and the bud for free (6x)

Oh, wow. The words 'V.I.P; and 'Free' rhyme kind of.

How about some from '50 Cent':

G-Unit (What)
We in here (What)
We can get the drama popping
We don't care (What, what, what)
It's going down (What)
'Cause I'm around (What)
50 Cent, you know how I gets down (Down)

You can reply to this in any way, or post some rant of other shit like 'Yu-gi-oh', or 'You-Gay-Hoe'.

Well, some days I'll click 'Watch This Movie!!!' and the window will pop up with only a blank screen, saying only the 'Send to a friend' stuff. However, when that happens to me, I right click off the flash movie in the window, click 'View Page Source', look for the embed src, copy that and go to it in a new window and it works just fine. I have a Cable Modem. That's around 2.5 MB a second I think. My browser is Mozilla, with the occasional use of Internet Explorer to work on my websites.

All this only happens some days -- not all the time.

I've always had troubles thinking of a slogan for my website. If I can't think of a good one, I usualy just use a quote from a comedian, such as, "Hard work pays off in the future... Laziness pays off now!" which is on my website, in my signature, and in my profile. However, that wouldn't fit Newgrounds, because Newgrounds obviously doesn't have lazy creators. If you don't find a good one, I suggest going to some website with quotes from famous comedians. But, here are some ones I just made up:

Newgrounds.com - We've got all your entertaining needs!
Newgrounds.com - We do to the looks of flash what beer does to the looks of your mom!
Newgrounds.com - Too good for a slogan.
Newgrounds.com - Don't waste time paying attention to the slogan, look below instead!

I'm 13 years old and I just thought of those off the tip of my head... That's pathetic...

I personally think that Xiao Xiao 3 is the best, but that's just me. It all depends on what kind of person you are, and what kind of flash you like. I am a fan of stick people, violence, and humor. That's why I like Xiao Xiao -- it brings them all together in a very smooth animation.