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Response to: The google game Posted March 9th, 2008 in General

I also win

Response to: The google game Posted March 9th, 2008 in General

Copy and Paste this into search " " <-- the character is inbetween the quotes

Response to: Would you consider rape as sex? Posted March 8th, 2008 in General

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/r ape

"1. the unlawful compelling of a woman through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse.
2. any act of sexual intercourse that is forced upon a person.
3. statutory rape.
4. an act of plunder, violent seizure, or abuse; despoliation; violation: the rape of the countryside.
5. Archaic. the act of seizing and carrying off by force.
-verb (used with object)
6. to force to have sexual intercourse.
7. to plunder (a place); despoil.
8. to seize, take, or carry off by force.
-verb (used without object)
9. to commit rape."

I am pretty sure it is sex.

Response to: If the world had a week left.. Posted March 8th, 2008 in General

I'd:

-Have sex with anyone i could
-Kill someone
-Shove as many things as i could up my arsehole
-Constantly throw myself into walls crying
-Take lots of drugs
-Get wasted
-Cut my tongue in half

etc etc

Response to: Trouble with Genders... Posted March 8th, 2008 in General
At 3/8/08 01:35 PM, Tea wrote: What fucking purpose would that serve?

To please thine crazy feminists!

Response to: Stupid Subway Workers!! Posted March 7th, 2008 in General

Me, my bro and some friends went to Subway once, there was a new worker there (We didn't know at the time) and my brother asked for a BLT. He then asked what salad my bro wanted on it..
My bro pulled a confused face and said "Lettuce and Tomato..?" and i burst into tears laughing, and then the woman told us he was new and the guy got really embaressed about it.
I mean come on.. "What salad do you want?". It's in the name god damn it!

Response to: Anything illegal? Posted March 7th, 2008 in General

Does Michael Jackson die his beard blue ?

Response to: Do you like your name? Posted March 7th, 2008 in General

Saul is the name of Slash.
So yeah, it's a pro name!

Response to: Random Pm Attacks Posted March 7th, 2008 in General

I can't believe people took that seriously, haha.

Response to: Random Pm Attacks Posted March 7th, 2008 in General
At 3/7/08 02:57 PM, SBB wrote:
At 3/7/08 02:51 PM, Testicle wrote:
At 3/7/08 02:41 PM, SBB wrote: Might want to find out!!
Clearly a photoshop.. but a good one nonetheless.
...you're fucking kidding me, right?

YES.

Response to: Stupid Brits Posted March 7th, 2008 in General

That's the trouble we get into whilst we're here.. being thin.. and healthy..

Response to: Random Pm Attacks Posted March 7th, 2008 in General
At 3/7/08 02:41 PM, SBB wrote: Might want to find out!!

Clearly a photoshop.. but a good one nonetheless.

Response to: My Cat Posted March 7th, 2008 in General

Catnip?

Response to: swallow your own cum? Posted March 7th, 2008 in General
At 3/7/08 02:48 PM, JiveAssTurk-E wrote: I have it burns your mouth!

Yeah it does, i got holes..

Response to: What sounds the best? Posted March 7th, 2008 in General

DJ BrapBrapMC McOldSKOolOldSkool blingbling shizzle sticks

Response to: MS Paint Posted March 7th, 2008 in Art

A test for what? To see how shit you are?

Response to: Waffles! Posted March 7th, 2008 in General

Potato Waffles? :(

Response to: Birmingham, UK Meetup 2008 Posted March 7th, 2008 in General

Lol Lucy lives like half an hour from me
What the hell guys, you follows the drinking age law?

Response to: going down on her Posted March 6th, 2008 in General
At 3/6/08 01:34 PM, Mr-Miyamoto wrote: How are drinking non-alcoholic beer and going down on your cousin the same?

It tastes the same but it's still wrong.

That's so unfunny i did an inverse laugh and nearly choked..

Response to: going down on her Posted March 6th, 2008 in General
At 3/6/08 01:13 PM, TheGodfather wrote:
At 3/6/08 11:23 AM, Testicle wrote: .....
O..K? Where Did That Come From?

I got carried away :'(

Response to: What is your turn on and turn off Posted March 6th, 2008 in General

Turn-on: Willingness to suck your cock.
Turn-off: When they take there top off and they have the body of a 12 year old, but you're too kind to say so you end up fucking it anyway..

Response to: Chicks with dicks! Posted March 6th, 2008 in Art

Lol, excellent!
Great idea, can't wait to see your finished result if you're gonna post it here.
Keep it up !

Response to: going down on her Posted March 6th, 2008 in General

Never again.. did it once.
The girl pulled her skirt up, put her legs either side of her head, i could see her ass, it was the most disgusting thing i've ever had to do. I was drunk, tired, dehydrated and by the end of it i was shaking, she was a selfish bitch who would moan whenever i asked her to suck my cock, she did it for like 10 seconds then stopped. Bitch, i was down in your groin forever now you get your mouth on my dick!

Then the whole thing between me and her stopped for a while, then one night by a bonfire with all our friends, they walked off, and we were left alone so naturally we started kissing and i fingered her, then the others came back, so i went to the toilet to wash up, i come back, she's in the bushes having sex with my fucking brother.. I hate her.. she's a fucking whore..

Response to: The next: we didn't start the fire? Posted March 6th, 2008 in General

7/7 - What is "We didn't start the fire?" anyway? I get the idea i think but i've never heard of it.

Response to: I Snorted a Line of... Posted March 6th, 2008 in General
At 3/6/08 11:13 AM, TheSovereign wrote: Real men do cocain.

I thought real men had penises?

Response to: Audio Advertisements! Posted March 6th, 2008 in Audio

Check out my new track please :D

Response to: I Snorted a Line of... Posted March 6th, 2008 in General

Sometimes, when i work out, i have to stop for a minute because i feel like i've just left my body :)
I'm sure it isn't supposed to be this intense, but it's cool.

Response to: Funny thread title pairs. Posted March 6th, 2008 in General

Are you just using the search feature now lolmaster?
Pfft..

Response to: Funny thread title pairs. Posted March 6th, 2008 in General

Class

Funny thread title pairs.

Response to: I Snorted a Line of... Posted March 6th, 2008 in General
At 3/6/08 10:48 AM, Rideo wrote: By claiming superiority for the sole reason of an act which requires no special skill you simply define yourself as a prick.

True.
I have no respect for people with purple sigs now everywhere i look there's a big ass green block infront of my eyes! DAMN YOU!

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