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At 12/10/13 11:27 PM, cvuc82 wrote:

At 12/10/13 11:25 PM, poxpower wrote: I made this chocolate domo cake with a girl I was seeing 2 years ago. It is MOST GREAT.
http://www.thepoxbox.com/what.php?id=domocake

Nice, in my country we use natural food dyes.

Congratulations.

At 6/22/13 03:18 PM, Natick wrote: apparently, i slept through a tree getting struck by lightning and falling down into the road right across from my house last night

them storms don't fuck around

city maintenance is already on it

No possible way you could sleep through lightning striking this close to you. I've witnessed a bolt of lightning strike a couple houses off on the street, from inside my home's window, and the noise is huge. The only way I can describe it is as a powerful bomb going off. Every single car alarm in the street went off.

There's no more "1,2,3....97,98,99" options on viewing blog entires. Only "Next" and "Previous".
This is absolutely fucking retarded, and I don't fucking understand why some things that aren't broken are NECESSARY to be removed during a redesign. I don't. Why isn't this in anymore? Is it because everyone but me is a fucking retard? Why yes, it is!

OH WELL! Good to know I'm still better than anyone.

Wow this was a pretty good thread.

UNTIL EVERY DUMB SHIT FAGGOT KEPT REPEATING THE SAME JOKE!

Edit: HURR DURR! DURR HURR HURR! HURRRRRR DURRRRRRRR! DUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Keep on trucking little comet.
*sob*

Keep on trucking....

At 12/17/11 10:59 AM, straberrykiler6789 wrote:

At 12/17/11 10:50 AM, Rummy0 wrote: what you say

You have no chance to survive make youre time

That pic is fucking hilarious.

At 12/15/11 02:21 PM, Bolo wrote: Shit! Now I have to buy things legally! This is an outrage!

That'd be a pretty funny and absolutely fucking sarcastic post of the year, all of the years.

If pirates were the only ones fucked in the ass if this shit passes.

You know you're wrong when you come to the Newgrounds forums for help.

Something ambient, Pizza and Water.

LULZ, GONNA MAKE A STUPID SHITTY THREAD ABOUT SOME PROBLEM I HAVE AND GIVE ABSOLUTELY NO INFORMATION ON WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

Backstory, motherfucker. Or actually, nevermind, it will be boring and shit anyway.

Megas XLR.
That is all.

Valve, obviously.

Steam, you guys! i mean hellooooooooooo?

I freaking run Blizzard games through Steam.
Hell, even while playing on a console, I make it so it says "PS3 - *game*" under my Steam ID.

At 5/6/11 04:09 AM, LulzCal wrote:

:I usually try and hold my ground and build a great city instead of mindlessly attacking the enemy. I will build up an army though, as if they do attack or use my resources I will attack back.

That's basically me in every single RTS I play.

6. What is the most underrated and overrated games/series of all time, {any genre?}
Underrated:
Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc
It is the most quirky, colorful, beautiful, replayable, enjoyable, funny, Extras filled, chuck full of replay value game on the PS2. And yet nobody ever talks about it.

Overrated:
Team Fortress 2
Seriously, when are people going to get bored of close quarters, twitchy shooter fragfests that pretend to have variety by including "classes" and whatnot, even though whatever equipment you play with feels the exact same thing.

7. If you can only play one game on one console, what would you choose?
Worms World Party
Because it's lolzy as balls.
or
LittleBigPlanet 2
Because, honestly, that's like having a truckload of mini game packs and an editor in one game.

If you'd learn, through immense willpower, the art of blasting energy out of your hands, then learned that just about everyone else you will ever fight can do the same exact thing, then you'd start naming their different uses too....

Also, I'd much rather have everyone staying quiet, and discussing actual facts at hand, than to have people like you contributing to giant, fake, troll rumors that ultimately end up making the whole matter even more unpleasant than it is.

The point is that it's retarded enough to not deserve any speculation whatsoever. This is because it is simply stupid.

OLOLOLLOL PSN WILL BE BACK UP TOMORROW. I know cuz Kaz Hirai told me in a private convo.

There, are you now going to speculate on that stupid shit too, just because it is "within the realms of possibility"? Or can your bored mind perhaps resist making a big deal out of every baseless fact you hear?

At 8/28/08 12:40 AM, Wurmy wrote: If only life was that easy.

sigh

You people seem to think that porting a game between consoles is an easy job. No, it's not. The game was made for the 360, more specifically XBLA. It's made to run on the 360, with a controller. You can't just take it, switch up the controls and have it work on the PC. You have to adjust to the new hardware, which is completely different from the 360. This process can take months (usually more) to finish, then you have to debug it, etc..

Long story shot, you can't just port it and have it work magically. Things don't work like that.

If they could port it to the PS3, then something tells me it wouldn't be that hard for them to port it to PC, as well.

-Chrono Trigger
-FFVI Advance
-FFVII
-FFV Advance
-Paper Mario
-FFX
-FFX-2

That is all.

Oops, I misread 4 and 5 to "Which entry on this list do you agree/disagree with the most?".

1. What is your all-time favorite video game?
-Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

2. What are your thoughts on "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time" at the No. 1 spot?
-I think there are way too many "Nintendo-childhood" people voting on these matters. I had both a PS1 and a N64 in the 90's and I can honestly say that I could name a dozen of games I liked and played more often than Ocarina of Time, most of which were PS1 games.

3. What do you think is the greatest game of all time?
-GTA III, hands down. It was the trend setter of a completely new, giant avenue for games.

4. Out of all of the lists on that website which one do you agree with the most?
-Tetris, I suppose. You can't deny that that game got around.

5. Out of all of the lists on that website which one do you disagree with the most?
-Ocarina of Time, obviously. I fail to see what makes it so great. Everything, from the Nintendolized semi-D&D rip off dark fantasy setting, to the gameplay was completely uninviting to me. I would have voted most Final Fantasy's over any Zelda game any day, based on story and gameplay scores alone.

6. What color would you have made Mario's hat?
-Does this seriously matter to anyone at all? Mario's overrated and I stopped caring about it as a character long ago. I like Luigi better anyway.... so green, I guess.....

At 5/5/11 10:35 PM, zooos wrote: "Sony May Be Hit By A Third Attack This Weekend"

"Sony may be hit by yet another attack this weekend. According to CNET, hackers are planning to attack Sony's website in the next few days. The attack is said to be a response to Sony's handling of the PSN security breach. The plan would be to publicize some or all of the data hackers were able to find on Sony's servers. This would potentially include the names, addresses and credit card numbers of more than 75 million PSN users."

If this is legit this makes no fucking sense, specifically the "The attack is said to be a response to Sony's handling of the PSN security breach."

Because you know! Who wouldn't announce themselves before breaking into a private network, while the FBI is still investigating their previous case that was only 2 weeks ago?

Honestly, first the whole "DEY R SELLING ALL DA KREDIT KARDZ IN 1 BIG BATCH, ON A COMPLETELY PUBLIC AUCTION" and now this..... is there anything that retards wouldn't believe? These rumors aren't even smart, not to mention completely implausible, yet you guys are all over it just because a bunch of professional looking retard websites make articles about it to generate some traffic.

Too bad http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Main_Pag e is just a really shitty attempt at having the old thing copy pasted.

Nod standing by.

Too lazy for picture, but Lego Stunt Rally.

That is all.

The advantage of Newgrounds is that I can call people retards.

So without further ado, TC, you are a fucking retard.

Bitches be hatin' cause I live for today and don't care about shit like this.

Stupidity hurts.
Seriously? Instead of working their way around their retarded families, they just kill themselves? Well done, they won't be missed.

Oh, also, take a fucking shower before you guys fuck. Jesus, christ it's like everyone's retarded.

Oh, god, this topic...
Made my day, bros.