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One would think they would recognize you and be wary.

Most Buddhists do not have a god, with the exception of one denomination of Buddhism (Theravada?) that believes the Buddha was a god. Most, instead, follow the middle way and practise moderation in all things.

Oh, and you can update your graph. There are two mormons in the Politics section.

Now having read your "Mel Gibson=Pope?" thread, I'm going to have to marry you, fli. There's simply no other option.

You're my hero, fli. Truly, you are.

It has its risks, we've established that.
As far as "penetration" goes, all dictionary.com definition use the word penetrate in them, so they clear up nothing. I meant when I said that oral does not invovle penetration that it doesn't in the sense that intercourse or anal sex does. As far as resistance and such go.

This is awkward to discuss, and it's certainly an odd topic.

I don't know why this is up for debate either. Sex is sex, oral sex is oran sex, and anal sex is anal sex. They're different things, and we can't necessarily fit them all into each one's definition.
Oral sex does not involve penetration, therefore it is not sex.
Intercourse and anal sex do, therefore they are sex.

Ugh, dear god I hate her. Check here for just one reason why. Entirely for shock value, her statements seem to be. I don't see any value to her at all.

We need to teach kids that oral sex is not sex, because it isn't, but also teach them that it is risky to engage in. There is no point in altering definitions to frighten them, we should be properly educating them.

Main Entry: ab·sti·nence
Pronunciation: 'ab-st&-n&n(t)s
Function: noun
1 : voluntary forbearance especially from sexual intercourse

sex
Pronunciation Key (sks)
n.
Sexual intercourse.

oral sex
n.
Sexual activity involving oral stimulation of one's partner's sex organs.

By these definitions, isn't oral sex technnically not sex?
I can understand how it could be seen as such, but isn't sex acutal intercourse?
It's a matter of opinion, but that's what we discuss.

You did pick up your mail this morning, fli? The counter-claim has been filed but the court date has yet to be set.

Until then FUNK and I will continue to practise our "alternative lifestyle", thank you very much.

I am horrendously offended by your predjudice, fli, and find I have no choice but to launch a counter-suit on behalf of FUNK and myself for defamation of character, loss of income, emo distress and corruption of binary code.

I"ll have you served the proper noticed by lunchtime.

I'm extremely tempted by your goat offer, TBF, but it's not the sort of thing one tends to advertise.

As for you, Shrike. One question everyone wants to know. Has the big S finally flipped? We talk with his psychiatrist to find out.
"Shrike's just this guy, you know?"

Wow, that was strange. What are the odds TBF would read the Lounge on the same page I quoted him?
How strange.
I'll email you tomorrow regarding the hat, TBF. Thanks.
Oh, and I had meant angry as in "Drat! I would have got away with it if not for those meddling kids!", not "Damn that meddlesome fool!". If you can understand that.

C'mon Shrike. Post a little spam. It's tasty!

We'll surpass them in a few months, though.

Then politics shall triumph! </dramatic voice>

Dieppe was primarily Canadian troops, but there were other nationalities involved as well. There were 6,100 troops involved, 5,000 of which were Canadians, 50 American Commandos and the remainder British troops.

The original plan, from which Operation Jubilee was scaled down to was called Operation Rutter.

At 4/2/05 11:14 PM, TBF wrote: For example you could have 'I fuck goats'

Now why did he give this as an example?

And I want a hat now. Makes me angry I didn't get one back when he offered to make them for all the mods.

Welcome, but "I'm New!" topics aren't allowed. Read the Rules.

I would suggest that Word cannot handle that many pages getting such a change at once.

Save the file, then copy the page in question over to a second file, apply the changes, then re-insert it into where it used to be in the first.

Actually, an African pope isn't that far-fetched. From the CBC:

Francis Cardinal Arinze of Nigeria, 72. He'd be the first black pope since Gelasius I, who reigned from 492 and 496. Arinze was close to John Paul II. Best thing going for him is he was baptized 60 years ago by Father Cyprian, a Nigerian priest whom John Paul II has beatified.

A black pope baptized by a saint, the next step after beatification, would be something of a sensation for the new millennium.

Arinze espouses traditional church doctrine when it comes to matters of the family. In 2003, he was invited to give the commencement address at Georgetown University in Washington, D.C. The family, he said, is under seige.

I'm hoping he isn't the next pope. He's extremely conservative and vehemently opposes everything the church stands against. No laxing of the rules under his watch. Let's hope Godfried Cardinal Danneels gets the position, or if not he then Dario Cardinal Castrillon Hoyos.

My power has gone out a few times, too, and it's still a blizzard. 26+hours straight.

Don't worry about what you're missing too much, it's very repetitive. I've had CBC Newsworld on all afternoon and it's all condolences and compliments and different people talking about what happens now. And a lot on Jean Paul ll's life.
Gets kind of repetitive, like I said.

Well that was dissapointing. You always remember where you were when you heard of the deaths of famous people or famous things (i.e. Princess Di, WTC attack, etc). Now I can always remember "I heard it from JusticeofSarcasm on Newgrounds".

The entire raid was flawed. They had planned the same thing for months earlier but had to cancel it. They knew the Germans knew of the plan for Operation Jubilee (it may have had a different name the first time around) but they pressed on with it despite the fact that they knew, that they knew that their tanks would be useless on the beach, and despite the fact they had drastically scaled down the raid and removed all heavy naval firepower that was supposed to leave the shoreline clear.

I swear, JoS is my next-door-neighbour.
I was in shorts and t-shirt yesterday too, and now the power is going out intermittently from all the snow. I have to clear the snow off my bushes outside every hour because the snow is so heavy they will bend or break if I don't.

On the plus side, my fudge will be done soon. It just needs to simmer. JoS, bring me a candy thermometre. I don't have one.

I just saw on the news that his condition has just declined. I know the lounge isn't the place for it, but we could end up with a hundred "Pope about to die", "Almost dead", "Still hanging in there" threads depending on how long he holds out for. He has lived through a lot, though. Who knows where the RCC is headed now?

I'm dissapointed in myself. I couldn't think of any pranks/practical jokes/tricks for today.

I fail.

I thought we were playing "Lonley farmer and randy bull", but apparently you changed the rules. Next time we roleplay, Funk, we're laying out some ground rules.

I still can't walk without a limp.

Yeah, I've beaten the Shadow temple, but I hate it. God damn hands. Dropping from the ceiling and kidnapping me. Giving me heart attacks.

I know you aren't into what I had planned, FUNK, but you could have told me instead of kicking my in the shin and running away on all fours.

That only turned me on even more.

On another note, I was at the dentist today and got an X-ray taken, and apparently my jaw looks like it was broken once. I've never had a broken jaw, but right there on the x-ray, clear as day was a black fracture across my jaw.