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Cracked article on ghost sightings
Penn and Teller on ouija boards
Food for thought.

Myself

Bringing masturbation to a whole new level

At 9/17/11 10:29 PM, Stocking wrote: Justin Bieber wants to have a wife and 10 kids.

with me

A sultry demon ye be, aye?

At 9/16/11 01:11 AM, Ryanson wrote: Genie tricks you, all pets die
Lose genie, bury pets
You lose

You make it sound like I'd wish for a shitty genie

Receive genie
Wish for all the pets
I win

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corrective_
rape

WELL FUCK YOU TOO BUDDY

It takes balls to give up your balls.

Not to mention the music kicked all kinds of ass.

Except with modern technology, the entire civilized world has access to all we currently know. We have so many records public to so many people that it is incredibly unlikely that anyone could mistake a current fictional character for a real person.

You want to educate them with your dick.

At 9/5/11 12:11 AM, Gagsy wrote: Because most girls aren't sluts.

At 9/5/11 01:27 AM, Cootie wrote: If I just wanted to have sex I could get it from some of the whores.

God damn, what the hell is wrong with a girl just wanting to have sex?

At 9/3/11 05:19 PM, LulzCal wrote: Anybody else play this indie gem? One of my favourite games ever.

Knytt.

*whipcrack*

At 9/2/11 12:55 AM, adamflecko wrote: I used to think that cartoons were real. Oh my sadness when I learned bugs bunny was fake.

Although I always knew that cartoons weren't real, I believed that the voices were somehow being made through some kind of advanced interpretation technology processing the mouth movements of the characters or some shit like that because I thought the voices were too ridiculous to belong to a normal human.

SHOO BE DOO SHOO SHOO BE DOO

So I heard you like cats.

Your mother wants to keep it in the family.

Obummer and his lamestream media...

It makes me so angry I could shoot another immigrant.

A miserable little pile of secrets.

So painfully obvious I feel like a jackass for going with it.

At 8/14/11 07:38 PM, Viri wrote: Nothing beats red Pikmin, they are some strong motherfuckers.

Uh.

Everything Ever Vs. Capcom

A Professor Layton/Phoenix Wright crossover would be just dandy as well, but the Japanese are game-hoarding bastards.

Have a taste of cure.

Gentlemen.

At 8/12/11 05:08 PM, Triumvirate wrote: pic related.

And they're all made out of ticky-tacky...

At 8/11/11 12:47 AM, EpicFail wrote: I am willing to bet that your mom knows so much more about these sorts of things than you, and for you to say she's wrong about it is just ridiculous. She's lived longer, and knows much more than you. Stop trying to be better than her, or smarter, because you aren't.

This man speaks the truth. Just the other day my grandfather was telling me about how black people are inherently stupider than white people and gays are agents of the devil trying to condemn children to Hell. He's been alive for 80 years, so there's no way he could be wrong.

At 8/11/11 12:45 AM, RickenBlue wrote:

At 8/11/11 12:32 AM, TechnoGoomba wrote: I'm addicted to pulling hair out of shower drains.

...
WHY?

I can't explain it, I just get this huge thrill when I finally get a big gooey clump of hair out of the drain. I feel ashamed after I realize what I've just done, but I just can't stop myself from digging into shower drains every chance I get.

My name is Evan, and I'm addicted to pulling hair out of shower drains.

SUP.

At 8/10/11 06:44 PM, grime-reaper wrote:

i've been dying to do this for years

VIDEO GAMME FORUMM STUPDD!

Years? Threads like this pop up on a daily basis.