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At 11/10/14 01:19 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/9/14 04:19 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Bowling for Columbine.

Who's that?

*flails arms in the air*

At 11/9/14 08:30 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: Wear a t-shirt for a few days. I'm not kidding. You need to trick your body's homeostasis mechanism into fighting the cold, and that's a good way to do it. I'm a polar bear, I hate heat. I can tolerate a decent amount of cold.

Funny, think exactly the same way. Winter's my favorite season and I'm perfectly content with walking across the frozen beaches of Lake Michigan with just a t-shirt on. I also am known for claiming that the polar bear is my spirit animal.

Marry me?

It didn't work out too well for me in the end. College doesn't work out for everyone. You can think about it all you want, but you'll never really know for sure until you get there. I did, and I got my answer to that question.

At 11/9/14 01:23 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: No still having it coming out of your special area so you can easily dispose of it, but instead of just going straight from the bladder to there with no diversion, heating up the whole body like central heating with radiators around the house before reaching the end.

Idk man, I think having a choice of where to urinate from would be pretty awesome.

You'd think they'd have one of those laser sensors like those on elevators and garage doors that stop the door from closing when something skirts past it. Simple technology and a preventable death.

At 11/9/14 04:28 PM, Sevkat wrote: I woke up and puked my fucking guts out.
Decided I was sick, found some old cough syrup, and downed it.

Was the vomit rainbow colored?

Bowling for Columbine.

Haha, had my time in the limelight. Had around 1700 before I died.

I go by SPACKLE. See y'all in orbit.

No, I'd probably end up sweeping stairs or laying out fucking robot parts all day rather than actually piloting a giant robot. And even if I did get to pilot one, PMCS'ing that shit would be a fucking bitch and a half. So no thanks.

At 11/6/14 04:24 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME, PRIVATE PYLE! YOU CANT DO ONE SINGLE PULL UP?! YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!! GET OUT OF MY FACE!!

Damn, beat me to it.

As for me, honestly I could probably do anywhere from 5-7 pullups at a given time.

Apparently OP has never heard of lurkers. Rest assured, or not, that there are indeed millions of the raging, violent, sexually frustrated NG'ers watching your every move as we speak.

I suppose I had three that I consider actual jobs. First one was in college, I had the good fortune of having a job as a computer lab assistant where all I did was sit at the front desk and clean computers, fix the printer whenever it jammed, and stuff like that.

Second job was working with a college friend at a shop where they made awards and plaques - my favorite job by far which I eventually left for my third job which was....

Army. Even though it's the best paying and obviously has the most benefits, I'm sure I'll be hard-pressed to find a more miserable job.

Also why isn't the lightbulb penis-shaped? This is an outrage!!!

it only takes 1, and 100 others to argue about how it should be done and why is there a big cock on the top left corner.

I suggest you trim it so that the pubes don't span all across your groin, rather a smaller perimeter of shorter hair. You still have some pubes, but they'll be much more manageable and neater in appearance.

Happy birthday, Senseiiii! I lav u 5evr!!!!1

At 11/2/14 11:23 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: #lolwomen

I think this guy's onto something.

Yeah I usually use my handbrake too, even when I'm parked on level ground. Mostly out of habit and for extra security so that my car doesn't move out of place.

At 11/2/14 12:23 PM, Denton wrote:

At 11/1/14 08:13 PM, TailsPrower wrote:
I've gone without fapping for about 6 months last year and experienced none of those benefits. Especially the "women noticing me" part.

6 months...liar. Unless you were in a coma.

Basic training: 2 months, Advanced Individual Training (AIT): 4 months

6 straight months of nofap.

Yeah that's pretty much me. I don't like being referred to as a manchild, but I also don't fancy the prospects of being a full adult either. Everything seems so much more fun and worthwhile through the eyes of a youngster in a world deprived of such. I don't want to let go of that. I'm not ready to let go of that.

I did absolutely nothing. Got visited by some higher ranks which is never a welcome surprise, but that was a brief incident and I didn't get in trouble for anything. A relatively shitty Friday night for me.

At 11/2/14 01:23 AM, Astral-Revenant wrote: Oh yeah, "astral-revenant.ddns.net", between the quotes, that's the IP.

Still not working. Why is this happening to me.

At 11/2/14 12:07 AM, Astral-Revenant wrote: Hosting server now. Server address, astral-revenant.ddns.net. Enjoy! :)

IP's not working.

At 10/31/14 03:04 AM, ComicD wrote: Mine is the Politics.
Stupid conspiracies.

I don't think anyone really likes the Politics forum.

At 11/1/14 01:04 PM, Mismo wrote: Huh... Odd.

I got that too, but considering that I'm very introverted and generally dislike being around people, I find this result difficult to believe.

At 11/1/14 08:16 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: I'll hold Denton if you kick him in the face for lying.

I'll cum on his face instead, both violating nofapnovember and humiliating him - utterly depriving him of his will to live.

**EDIT: unless... he's like totally into that >_>

At 10/27/14 06:39 PM, Denton wrote: The benefits

-Increased confidence
-Increased productivity
-Increased enjoyment in sexual encounters
-Sexual aggression (Good for the timid types)
-More energetic
-Less sleep required, earlier mornings/later retirement
-Increased attention from women, they notice you more (increased eye contact, smiles etc.)
-Better ability to talk to the opposite sex, less stuttering/nervousness etc.
-Better in the gym, increased lifts.
-Better facial features (a certain "glow" to the skin, which people notice)
-Overall feeling and looking more Alpha, to which both men and women notice.

I've gone without fapping for about 6 months last year and experienced none of those benefits. Especially the "women noticing me" part.

Tails (AKA SPACKLE on most corners of the internet nowadays) is a 23 y/o kissless virgin who has difficult time reconciling with the fact that nobody ever wanted him that way and justifies his existence with a preference for a simple and more affordable lifestyle. He is hopelessly addicted to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and faps to sexy horsebutts because regular porn has gotten too boring. He has an inclination towards homicidal thoughts and verbally abuses his closes internet friends on a regular basis as that is the only way he can truly express his dearest affections.

He rarely posts in 3rd person, if only to disassociate from his eternal shame.

I would have the sexiest sex with the following users:

Squidbit, Rad, Jay, HomicidialFrog, Yenmuffin, LittleKinky, SCTE3, and suprememessage (only because Aryanne icon)

It's not a very long list. Only reserved for sexiest fucks.

C'mon ladies, let's jam.