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The only thing in a girl's heart is money.

At 11/20/14 02:07 AM, The-t0ad wrote: Always the best.

What a lovely coat she's got on her. She's a keeper bro, don't let that one loose.

Definitely Applejack.

At 11/19/14 01:48 AM, Metraff wrote: Fictional worlds you'd never want to live in

Attack on Titan

The world of Metalocalypse, cuz I'd probably last about 5 minutes before some horrific, meaningless mass casualty event claims my life. I would avoid going to their concerts but that's no guarantee either.

I probably wouldn't mind, as long as said pet doesn't get any funny ideas.

Happy birthday, great leader! Lead the way, iron first, fist my bumhole, yadda yadda.

Have a good one, darling!

At 11/17/14 04:09 AM, DarkMatter wrote: You know how to change the game, and impregnate people with a glance.

You're a young adult male with a lifetime of opportunities that await you (assuming you don't die anytime soon) and you have a nice sign-up year. Have a wonderful day! :)

At 11/17/14 12:41 AM, Shauna wrote:

At 11/16/14 10:32 PM, SithCorduroy wrote:

You're obsolete.

You need to procreate somehow. You'll be back.

They always come back.

Science will buy/steal your viable egg cells and we'll grow our future generations in labs.

That's what you hedonists get for worshiping science and not the true LORD JESUS.

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!

I can't say I'm particularly scared/afraid of anyone here. Creeped out, sometimes.

At 11/15/14 08:36 PM, glazov123 wrote: *slightly unexpected but polite entrance*

...may I invite myself in? :3

No invite necessary, feel free to hang around! Just make sure to read the rules established on the OP.

Hope you enjoy your stay :D

Probably stalking in the deep wilderness, looking for insects to photograph so he can make his next lulzy "Oh Snap!" thread.

At 11/15/14 05:12 AM, Cordyceps wrote:

At 11/15/14 12:44 AM, TailsPrower wrote: snow days

That's something I never got growing up. If four feet of snow dumped on the road overnight, everyone would still be at school. And it happened a lot.

Where did you grow up, Korea? D:

Winter is nice for getting out of school on snow days too so you can sleep in some more.

Winter is best season.

Hands down, it's Rihanna's "We Found Love". I cannot stand how repetitive and obnoxious that song is for me. The radio used to play it like 50 times a day and it wasn't even a bearable song to begin with.

I'd probably go blue myself. Blue laser is highly appealing to me.

At 11/13/14 09:14 PM, TheDisharmony wrote: I'm joining in!

Well hop on in! Glad to have ya aboard Disharmony! Your username wouldn't happen to be a reference to Discord would it?

In anycase, a hearty WELCOME to you! Hope to see ya around.

One day I will become famous celebrity and show the world how huge of a horsefucker I am.

*fapping to posts of other people fapping their genitals off*

At 11/13/14 01:26 AM, tailsbuddy wrote: 3.)You can't say happiness without saying penis. (You're welcome.)

You can't spell "happiness" without "penis" either. And is happiness not what we strive for in life?

Men are the best.

I sometimes stutter or slur when I talk. What I find more significant is my difficulty picking up on speech sometimes. I can hear speech perfectly fine, but my head doesn't always process that someone's communicating with me so it just registers as noise. Very inconvenient.

Cancer.

At 11/12/14 03:54 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Offensive to people such as me as it is a derogatory slur more than anything. If you happen to speaking about the car part then whatever. Otherwise just ask the person which gender they wish to be addressed as or note them as transgender / transsexual depending on the person.

This world has gone soft. Most shits are soft, if not watery or nutty. Therefore, this world is shit.

Can't say that I have m8. But I'll scratch your perineum if you scratch mine, that's my best and final offer.

At 11/11/14 11:19 PM, FurryGod wrote: @TailsPrower

I'm flattered you'd even consider a humble serviceman such as myself.

I have a few I'd like to meet irl in no particular order.

@Squidbit
@YenMuffin
@HomicidialFrog
@Rad
@Jay
@Ragnarokia
@LittleKinky
@Ryan
@LimblessAvenger

Soon, you'll realize that your kindness has backfired horribly when you end up with a mouse infestation spiraling out of control. Either you tame it and cage it like a hamster so that it does not ever reproduce or... well... you can probably guess my alternative.

The choice is yours.

**EDIT: Also mice and other wild rodents often carry diseases.

At 11/10/14 05:26 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: Take me out to dinner before we start talking marriage.

Freak.

All I have is this frozen pack of wild berry pop tarts.

Whenever I begin eating a meal, my first bite is usually from the most bland item on the plate. The follows in ascending order for the next few successive bites.

Also in minecraft, I try to avoid breaking leaf blocks with sapplings or harvesting carrots/wheat/potatoes with their respective seed items.

I also tend to drink a glass of water before going to bed. When I wake up, I take my morning piss and drink another glass of water to start the day.

At 2/19/12 11:24 AM, Timmy wrote: Missingno.

Congrats, you now have infinite dicks.

Such a Newgrounds way to go...